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Amazing Bubble Stories!


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2005 Jul 13, 5:31pm   13,023 views  138 comments

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By now, pretty much everyone has their own favorite “crazy Bubble” story, with the possible exception of the Bullish Three ;-). (Perhaps they have a favorite “crazy renter” story?)

For some it’s the one about the $650K mortgage that was issued to a dead guy (yes, AFTER he died): tinyurl.com/af9ga For others, it’s the one about the Playboy Playmate quitting her “day job” to get into real estate investing: tinyurl.com/dq4kp Or how about the woman who got talked into buying 19 new Las Vegas houses on credit, only to see the developer slash prices 20% right after she signed the papers?: tinyurl.com/4y7fg

Some people have great stories, many of them from events witnessed firsthand, but until now, unpublished. Some are purely anecdotal or urban legend, but fun to tell anyway. I’ve told my own “bedtime tale”. So, what’s yours?

HARM

#housing

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49   Peter P   2005 Jul 14, 4:11pm  

Davis is a rather safe place. However, restaurants are not that good. My biggest complain is still the occasional *think* fog. It is lovely otherwise.

50   SQT15   2005 Jul 14, 4:14pm  

Actually, I like Davis too. But the heat the heat.
Maybe it's frying my brain and I'm having my own *think* fog, but I don't really get what that means.

51   Peter P   2005 Jul 14, 4:16pm  

Thick fog. Sorry for the typo.

52   SQT15   2005 Jul 14, 4:21pm  

No problemo.
You guys are so smart, that I tend to think you're making some reference that's totally over my head.

My philosophy is there are no stupid questions. And if there is one, I'll be the one to ask it.

53   Peter P   2005 Jul 14, 4:39pm  

my point is that Patrick still believes is bubble after wasting 150K for rent.

How much interest he would have wasted if he had purchased?

Let's assume that his house worth 600K five years ago (meno park did not have crazy appreciation), at an extremely optimistic 5.5%, he would have wasted 165K in loan interest only.

If you insist that a bubble does not exist we will not spend time to convince you. Believe whatever you want.

54   Peter P   2005 Jul 14, 6:24pm  

Sigh…another fine example of Bubblehead talks, you can dream about buying below 2000 price, for your lifetime. You have missed the train, so please snap back to reality and learn to live with your regrets.

I remember that someone says that prices will go back to 1887 level, inflation adjusted. Since real estate prices historically track inflation almost exactly, this is quite possible indeed.

55   Peter P   2005 Jul 14, 6:28pm  

BTW, 1887 prices and 1997 prices are probably the same inflation adjusted. ;)

56   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 3:32am  

1200/month is too low for a 5 bedroom house because it probably does not even cover the interest of the construction cost. :)

Let's say it is 3000sf. At a very low cost of 100/sf the construction will cost 300K. Monthly interest payment for a construction loan would be 1500 @ 6%.

57   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 4:35am  

What sources of news and information do you use to form and sustain your opinion of the Housing Bubble? What sources do you believe, and what sources are not believable?

As Fake P said, I probably get my information from the dark side of the force. ;)

You already know that Prat gets his from the future using a time machine.

58   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 5:02am  

"San Diego has definitely had a “soft landing” from a hyper inflation market to a more stable and sustanable market condition which is serving both buyer’s and seller’s well."

May 1 1930: Herbert Hoover was quoted in the NYT: "While the crash
only took place six months ago, I am convinced we have now passed
through the worst and with continued unity of effort we shall rapidly
recover…There has been no significant bank or industrial failure. That
danger, too, is safely behind us."

59   KDLady   2005 Jul 15, 5:19am  

I have two bubble stories (firsthand) In-laws listed home on golf course in Summerlin in Vegas - drove to North Carolina and bought a home to be near their kids...... problem is, the house is still listed in Vegas. It's been five weeks.

Great friends live in California 40 min South of BA - bought a house less than two years ago - their father is ill in Texas and they want to sell, take the money and run out of state. She's a Realtor and predicts a strong correction - even a 5% dip will take out huge chunks of their perceived wealth. They have had it listed for over six weeks and I believe they've just lowered it 20K - still no takers. House payment of nearly 4K a month .. not including taxes and insurance. Ouch.

60   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 5:28am  

Great friends live in California 40 min South of BA

Let me guess... Hollister?

61   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 5:41am  

I have some friends who wanted to move up into a bigger house. They actually should have been able to move up. They make a combined 300K a year and bought their house before the housing boom and refinanced the house so their payments were only $1600 mo. (really nice 4b/3ba in an upscale neighborhood). Sounds great right?

Well, they went a little nuts with the equity in the home. All new appliances (house didn't need it) $10,000 spent to faux paint the kitchen cabinets (didn't need it), new cars, trailer for camping, fake boobs (didn't need those either), you get the picture. Long story short, they can't afford to move up to a bigger home, and I can't even begin to guess how in debt they really are because they also eat out several times a week, buy lots of new clothes and so on and so on. What should have been a really good position to be in could be ugly before too long due to all that large livin'.

I don't know how common this is, but I doubt it's all that UNcommon.

62   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:00am  

In-house ATM, right?

I have a business idea: let's make in-house ATMs (literally)?

Banks can put semi-mobile ATM machines (like those in restaurants) in people's living rooms. Through a regular phone line and an "automatic home equity process" homeowners can literally withdraw cash from the ATM machine. The green one, you know.

Imgaine this in "As seen on TV".

63   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 6:05am  

Of course, the in home ATM will have to come in designer colors so it doesn't clash will the newly bought decor.

64   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:08am  

Yeas, stainless steel ATM machine, right next to the kitchen, with matching granite on top.

65   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 6:12am  

I have another friend who's doing basically the same thing, but less further along in the debt load. They sold their crackerbox house in So-Cal, and bought a much bigger, nicer one up here. The husband is trying to get a new business off the ground, but that hasn't stopped them from buying a new boat and some new furniture. My friend told me her husband got mad at her one month because she'd spent $10,000 that month. This is just on stuff, not the mortgage or any of the utility bills. I just don't get it.

66   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 6:12am  

Oh, must have the granite.

67   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:14am  

Home equity is too tempting, no? It is self-financing - one can take an equity loan to pay for itself, with many other nice things, until it doesn't work any more.

Credit is available only when you do not need it.

68   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 6:19am  

This may be a good topic for the future:

“What sources of news and information do you use to form and sustain your opinion of the Housing Bubble? What sources do you believe, and what sources are not believable?”

TWIT - Actually, that was kind of the idea behind "I See Debt People", but I like the added twist of credible vs. non-credible sources.

69   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 6:20am  

Credit is available only when you do not need it.

All too true. Let me ask you this. Do you think people like this will be as hard hit as those who pay too much for a house? After all, my friends can sell a lot of their stuff (probably not the implants) and get out from under at least some of the debt. They'll still be on the hook for home improvements, but some would argue since that increases the value of a home it's not at much risk. There's no way to really asses what the real debt load is, but maybe you could make a guess as to what the impact of this kind of spending could have on the market overall.

70   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 6:23am  

I have a business idea: let’s make in-house ATMs (literally)?

Banks can put semi-mobile ATM machines (like those in restaurants) in people’s living rooms. Through a regular phone line and an “automatic home equity process” homeowners can literally withdraw cash from the ATM machine...

Sorry Peter/SactoQt, someone already beat you to it: tinyurl.com/77fql

71   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:25am  

Sorry Peter/SactoQt, someone already beat you to it: tinyurl.com/77fql

Damn. They always do.

72   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 6:30am  

Well, at least they put the granite on top.

73   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:34am  

All too true. Let me ask you this. Do you think people like this will be as hard hit as those who pay too much for a house?

I think people get hit because of unsustainable spending based on unrealistic expectations. Unless they have "spent" the money it on sound investments it is not going to help at all.

74   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 6:42am  

After all, my friends can sell a lot of their stuff (probably not the implants) and get out from under at least some of the debt. They’ll still be on the hook for home improvements, but some would argue since that increases the value of a home it’s not at much risk.

Hmm... well, as far as the cars/RVs go, they could always sell them, but will no doubt take a significant hit as new autos depreciate rather quickly. As far as appliances & home electronics go, it's even worse. They basically lose most of their (retail) value the moment they leave the store.

As for those home "improvements" go, it all depends on what kind of improvements were made. It's very rare to get a 100% dollar-for-dollar increase in home value for what you spend on improvements/renovations, I've read that 60% or less is much more typical --and that's assuming you sell reasonable soon after completeing them AND you were smart enough to select the kinds of things that made the most sense re-sale wise. From what you've already said, I'd assume that's highly unlikely.

Here's a good link on the subject: tinyurl.com/9aapu
(Note that the %s listed assumes the home is sold in ONE YEAR after improvements are completed --they drop off rapidly after that)

75   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 6:50am  

Oops, forgot to thank you too Peter. It makes sense when you look at it your way.

76   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 6:59am  

On a side-note, I have a couple of Realtors(tm) in the family who have told me two of the most overlooked, yet extremely cost-effective ways to increase curb appeal/re-sale value:

1. Give the place a thorough cleaning --inside & out. Just removing trashy/debris & clutter, raking up leaves, towing dead cars, etc. can have a surprisingly huge impact on buyers.

2. Basic landscaping. Amazing how much better the place looks from the curb when you've converted that dirt & weed patch to a nice green lawn, and pruned that exploding wisteria bush back so you can see out your front windows again.

77   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 7:20am  

Did you guys already see this? Interesting as well

Kiplinger's Personal Finance list of the 10 most vulnerable housing markets.

1. Boston: "Has lost 200,000 jobs since 2000."

2. Los Angeles: "Speculation and explosive price increases."

3. San Francisco: "Median home price ... is highest in nation."

4. Sacramento, Calif.: "Prices have climbed 27 percent in the past year."

5. Providence, R.I.: "No population growth and stagnant job growth."

6. Detroit: "With GM and Ford struggling, prospects ... look weak."

7. New York: "Big problem is out-migration."

8. Minneapolis: "Housing prices ... have climbed an annualized 9 percent over the past three years."

9. Fort Lauderdale, Fla.: "Aggressive buying by investors warrants ... inclusion."

10. Denver: "Concentration of employers in troubled telecom sector leads to ... risk."

78   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 7:29am  


2. Los Angeles: “Speculation and explosive price increases.”
3. San Francisco: “Median home price … is highest in nation.”
4. Sacramento, Calif.: “Prices have climbed 27 percent in the past year.”

Not to worry, SactoQt, those CA PIBs (Positive IntangiBles) will keep prices HERE from falling much. And if they do, all those cash-rich immigrants and/or wealthy transplants (who are currently sitting on the sidelines just waiting for this to happen) will jump in and bail everyone out.

79   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 8:05am  

"...cash-rich immigrants and/or wealthy transplants"

Sorry - I forgot to mention magnanimous parents/relatives.

80   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 8:13am  

Hmmm... I wonder if there's a better way of saying "cash-rich immigrants, wealthy relatives and affluent transplants"...

I've got it! :

Moneyed Immigrants, Rich Ancestors & Generous Expatriates
(MIRAGE)

81   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 8:24am  

Current prices in the Bay Area and CA are supported by the MIRAGE. If they do begin to fall, this MIRAGE will prevent them from falling too far.

82   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 8:31am  

Why anyone would hemorrhage money for a mortgage while house prices are so ridiculously high seems crazy to me. Maybe I’m wrong, or missing something obvious here and I’ll never own a house. Perhaps I should sell my stocks and dive into the housing market.

I guess I’m just too risk averse - aka afraid.

Or, maybe you're just too sane for the current market.
Or, maybe you're capable of performing basic arithmetic.
Or, maybe you haven't drunk enough of the NAAVLP(tm) Kool-Aid to blot out all reason yet.

83   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 8:37am  

NervousinOakland

I COMPLETELY understand. I still think you're doing the wise thing. But there will be those who will tell you to jump in with an IO, own for two years and flip the property. Because as we all "know," interest rates will never go down and values will only go up. Supported of course by MIRAGE. (very clever HARM btw) ;)

I'm in a pretty close situation to you, and I don't feel right jumping in either. So I am biased in this case. But every time I look at the fundamentals and ask myself, "can I afford to keep this house if the market crashes?" I inevitably, inexorably, indelibly say no.

84   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 8:50am  

NervousinOakland,

Maybe "insane" isn't the most appropriate term. Maybe it's "irrationally exhuberant", or "excessively greedy", or "wildly optimistic". I don't know...
Like SactoQt said, keep focusing on the fundamentals and you'll do fine. And don't buy into the Realtor(tm) propaganda about "if you don't buy now, you'll never own a home!" It's just a way to push your "fear" button and get you to make a foolish (but lucrative for them) decision.

85   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 8:53am  

Even in a correction, if folks still have access to easy money, they’ll proportionally distort the situation to the high price side (aka dark side) for those people who’ve worked hard to save.

I'm certainly no expert, I think Peter, HARM and TWIT will probably have some great info to give you. My thinking is that the access to easy money will probably not always be around. Once the NAAVLP's come due and inevitable foreclosures, BK's and so on start happening, I would think the banks will have to tighten lending in a late-in-the-game attempt to cover their losses. IMHO I don't think the situation will stay so distorted because the market won't bear it long term.

86   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 8:55am  

Motorcityjim

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.....

87   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 8:59am  

Even in a correction, if folks still have access to easy money, they’ll proportionally distort the situation to the high price side (aka dark side) for those people who’ve worked hard to save.

If history is any guide, I doubt that will be the case. Long-forgotten/discarded concepts like "lending standards" and "credit-worthiness" have a way of suddenly re-appearing in the aftermath of a major credit market crash/correction. I'm not so naive to think NAAVLPs will ever completely go away, or won't stage a come-back during the next housing bubble, but all credit-fueled bubbles eventually pop. This is what eventually puts an end to easy credit (for a while).

88   HARM   2005 Jul 15, 9:04am  

You guys joke about an in-house refinance ATM, but my local bank has advertising to this effect. It shows a woman in her pajamas standing at the sink in her bathroom with an ATM machine underneath the counter. “Need cash? Get it from your house!”

:-o
motorcityjim - You have GOT to send a copy of that to Patrick (p@patrick.net) so he can post it on the "Crash" page!

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