0
0

Amazing Bubble Stories!


 invite response                
2005 Jul 13, 5:31pm   13,011 views  138 comments

by HARM   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

By now, pretty much everyone has their own favorite “crazy Bubble” story, with the possible exception of the Bullish Three ;-). (Perhaps they have a favorite “crazy renter” story?)

For some it’s the one about the $650K mortgage that was issued to a dead guy (yes, AFTER he died): tinyurl.com/af9ga For others, it’s the one about the Playboy Playmate quitting her “day job” to get into real estate investing: tinyurl.com/dq4kp Or how about the woman who got talked into buying 19 new Las Vegas houses on credit, only to see the developer slash prices 20% right after she signed the papers?: tinyurl.com/4y7fg

Some people have great stories, many of them from events witnessed firsthand, but until now, unpublished. Some are purely anecdotal or urban legend, but fun to tell anyway. I’ve told my own “bedtime tale”. So, what’s yours?

HARM

#housing

« First        Comments 99 - 138 of 138        Search these comments

99   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 3:54pm  

One other thing. My husband read some survey today that showed about 70-someting % of people polled thought that the housing market was fine and would continue on just like it has been. In his business, he and his associates say when the herd mentality gets to this point, it's time to do the opposite.

100   praetorian   2005 Jul 15, 3:56pm  

SactoQt: I meant to ask, did you grow up in Sac? I'm a sactown boy: I grew up in Granite Bay.

Cheers,
prat

101   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 3:58pm  

You da man. I live in Granite Bay now, have lived here since 1985.

102   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 4:01pm  

It was Roseville when I moved here. I graduated Oakmont 1987.

103   praetorian   2005 Jul 15, 4:02pm  

_laugh_

Excellent. So you know the *exact* homes I'm talking about then.

Great golf course though.

Cheers,
prat

104   SQT15   2005 Jul 15, 4:06pm  

The friend I have who wants the bigger home lives right up the street from the golf course. I run on the trail around the course several days a week, and my Dad is, of course, a member.

105   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:05pm  

Regarding architecture...

I think ideally land developers should sell land with utility hookups directly to home buyers, which ten can decide what to build.

One can hire a fancy custom home builder to put a McMansion there, or build a post-modern pre-fab home with solr panels. :)

On the other hand, urban development requires more planning and the use of space must be efficient. Well designed condo towers with sustainable engineering in mind is perhaps a good idea.

106   Peter P   2005 Jul 15, 6:12pm  

Regarding space...

For a family with N children, I think (N + 2) bedrooms with (N + 2) bathrooms are more than sufficient. (Unless one needs a study, a library, an office, and a guest room.)

Perhaps I am calculating too much...

107   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 12:20am  

sqt: "I graduated Oakmont 1987.I graduated Oakmont 1987."

_LAUGH_ Oakmont '94. Go vike's.

Peter: "For a family with N children"

N + 2 isn't a bad number, if you have 1 or 2 kids. 1 for the parents, N for the kids and 1 guest bedroom. I think a small guest quarters/inlaw in the rear is even better. It allows your guests more privacy, when your children get late in high school and need some more independence they can use it, and when your parents get older, they can maintain some independence when you are helping them out.

Cheers,
prat

108   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 12:27am  

@mcj

"Huge SUVs are just gussied up body-on -frame pickup truck type vehicles using 1960s technology. They are slow, handle poorly, and don’t have any more interior space than a good full size sedan."

Oh, don't get me started. Toyota is releasing a new FJ next year that I'm moderately excited about (although it won't come with a diesel engine, so my biodiesel aspirations will have to wait). It's small and functional, although its not clear what the inside looks like. It's the first SUV (oh, how I hate that term) that I've been interested in in a long while.

"McMansions generally have way more space than people need and just require more cleaning and higher utility bills."

Just so.

Cheers,
prat

109   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 12:48am  

motorcityjim, the whole SUV thing is becoming a nuclear arm race. Many people feel compelled to get one because there are just too many on the road and they do not feel safe without one.

I am actually hoping for a $2/g gasoline tax to fund alternative energy. Gas in American is just too cheap. It needs to be at least 100% more expensive. Trust me, as a nation, we will be far more ahead in the long run with this.

110   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 1:05am  

"I am actually hoping for a $2/g gasoline tax to fund alternative energy. Gas in American is just too cheap. It needs to be at least 100% more expensive. Trust me, as a nation, we will be far more ahead in the long run with this."

Biodiesel. Biodiesel. Biodiesel.

Cheers,
prat

111   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 1:53am  

Hi Jack, where were you?

Where is Escaped from DC?

112   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 3:42am  

motorcityjim, the problem is that most people think that they are safe drivers and that they cannot be harmed by other dangerous drivers in an SUV. Too bad they are actually the dangerous driver.

I will take a large sedan with side airbags over an SUV any day. :)

But we really need much better driver education.

113   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 3:49am  

Scott, I am beginning to realize that no one is at fault. Market participants are merely acting according to the best interest using imperfect information. Boom/bust cycles are just unfortunate side-effects of capitalism that we have to live with (or exploit). Similarly, greed and fear are human weaknesses that we must deal with.

114   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 3:55am  

motorcityjim, many people with business backgrounds are still falling for the financial mania. Greed and fear can mask any degree of education.

115   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 4:37am  

"It’s all about getting into the game to NEUTRALIZE the ups AND THE DOWNS of the housing market."

_smile_

That's certainly one theory.

I'm so lucky that I bought my 4500 square foot mansion in Palo Alto when I was -30 years old! It came with a magic dragon and time travel machine too. All you poor saps who don't have a magic dragon and time travel machine had better get in soon, or you will be priced out of the magic dragon and time travel machine market... FOREVER!

Cheerio,
prat

116   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 6:52am  

_laugh_

MP is either a troll, which seems more statistically likely, or is in such an amazing situation that one wonders why he would bother to even post here is a bit beyond me. In any event, the advice he gives, while perhaps reasonable for other 28 year olds with well over half a million dollars of equity with which to work, is not particularly good for those of us in the less happy positions.

Again, to beat the liquid, pasty remains of what was once a dead horse:

http://tinyurl.com/bkecn

As over the top as our friend in the Marina is, he is correct that we (or, at least, I) need to resist the temptations of despair and pessimism. Hope and charity, especially when we least have it and least wish to give it, respectively.

Cheerio,
prat

117   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 7:18am  

Wow, my english sucks. I need to reread posts...

"one wonders why he would bother to even post here is a bit beyond me"?

What is *that* crap?

Cheers,
prat

118   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 9:12am  

Do I hear troll? HARM has access to the DELETE button.

119   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 9:19am  

Sorry PeterP, have any walnuts left?

Lots of them. I need so much of them that I need to hedge walnut prices. But the DELETE button is an alternative. The author of the thread also has IP information of all comments.

120   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 9:30am  

No No, keep him on…..He’s kinda funny, in a smug sort of way. Truely not normal and does not even know it.

True. Freedom of speech, the 11th commandment of The Law.

121   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 9:42am  

We need an official troll policy. We do not negotiate with terrorists. We do not feed the trolls. We prosecute terrorists. We feed the squirrels.

122   praetorian   2005 Jul 16, 9:45am  

I vote no deleting. The over-the-topness of the trolling is delightful, and I look forward to Surfer-X's responses.

As an aside, did you all know that I'm fabulously wealthy, incredibly good looking, and, like, waaaaay smarter than all of you? Cause, like, I am, like.

_smile_

Again, buried in there is a knot of truth: SF does have the best architecture available in California. The marina is a disaster, of course. Stucco pseudo-spanish huts with gaping maws of garages stuck smack in the middle of them. The Edwardians in SF are *not* well done. They are simply streamlined (read: cheaper) victorians, with the exception of a few in Pacific Heights. The victorians, however, are spectacular when they haven't been surrounded by post-1940 monstrosities. Victorian architecture is interesting: by itself, it is absurd, but when you do a whole neighborhood of row houses in it, it all hangs together delightfully. Odd.

I would also add that there are some very well done classical homes as well, particularly in the very wealthy parts of Pacific Heights and Sea Cliff (although Sea Cliff tends to drift into parody.) Also, you will find the occasionally well done craftsman. Sadly, even San Francisco has been overrun by post-1920's crap in most neighborhoods, even the toniest.

Cheers,
prat

123   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:00am  

As an aside, did you all know that I’m fabulously wealthy, incredibly good looking, and, like, waaaaay smarter than all of you? Cause, like, I am, like.

Prat, of course we know. That's why you are now the leader.

Follow the leader...
Follow the leader...
Follow the leader...

Surfer-X is now our defense secretary.

Can I take the post of propaganda secratary?

124   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:10am  

Where is Fake P anyway? Could this be the new, unbearable Fake P on steroids?

Can you check if MarinaraPrime is actually Fake P? :)

125   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:11am  

...MarinaraPrime...

Oops... sorry... typo... a bit hungry.

126   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:16am  

….I am not sure though.

Only HARM and Patrick can tell... (and God too)

127   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:17am  

My brain has just been “bubble-locked” recently.

Watch out, TWIT. Having bubbles in the brain can be a symptom of mad cow disease.

128   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:31am  

You did that typo on purpose P……

Prove that.

129   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:44am  

Sometimes I have thought that Fake P’s writing style sounded feminine, (in an intangible sort of way.)

I felt that too... although there is nothing negative about it. MarinaraPrime did not take any existing screen name though.

130   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 10:47am  

BTW, I have created a new thread. We are past the "standard" 200 comments mark.

131   SQT15   2005 Jul 16, 10:57am  

Why is anyone even responding to MarinaPrime's posts? Clearly he's only desperate for attention. Besides, no one who actually works for a living could be so arrogant, mummy and daddy figure into this equation somewhere.

132   SQT15   2005 Jul 16, 10:58am  

Unless it is Fake P taking on a persona. Let's hope so, otherwise we have to live with the assumption that this person exists somewhere.

133   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 11:00am  

Marinara,

I think a many people on this board have 6-figure household income and 6-figure liquid assets. Do not assume too much.

Edwardian architecture is pretty, although I personally prefer something with lots of glass, metal, and exposed concrete.

BTW, according to CapGemini, there are only 77K individuals in the whole wide world with 30M+ of financial assets... (as of 2004, usual annual growth rate < 10%)

134   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 11:04am  

He is very smart too, for recognizing the $60,000/median salary is totally irrelevant to housing.

Of course the $60,000/median salary is totally irrelevant to housing. With NAAVLPs and "stated-income" (liar) loan, one does not need an income to buy.

135   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 11:05am  

SactoQt, sorry for feeding the troll and breaking my own rule. It is so tempting sometimes. :)

136   SQT15   2005 Jul 16, 11:07am  

Peter P

I thought you were talking to some one called Marinara. :D

137   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 11:12am  

Oops, Freudian slip again. It is strange, I do not even like marinara sauce.

138   Peter P   2005 Jul 16, 5:23pm  

Perhaps surfer-x should write a "shitbox by the bay" fable. :)

« First        Comments 99 - 138 of 138        Search these comments

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions   gaiste