patrick.net

Huh?

Like, as in; "Serve Eviction Notice"?

A takeoff on "To Serve Man", perhaps. Try http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Serve_Man_(The_Twilight_Zone)

See, when we start sending in lowball offers in a year or three, we should be able to say "ooooh, you got SERVED!" when we hand it to the FBs.

@Punchbowl

Bwahahahaha! Or perhaps more appropriately what would you prefer as a "side dish"? Since FB's are like a frog in a pyrex (TM) dish anyway they probably don't even realize their being basted!

Is this a thread for process servers? I mean sci-fi process servers?

A man materialized in front of Jones.

"Who the fuck are you?"

"Is there a Johnny Jones here?" The man asked.

"I am Johnny."

"You are served." The process server beamed the foreclosure documents into the plasma screen in the room and dematerialized.

Perhaps a more mundane meaning of the word "service" is implied in the title.

How about the method parents used to employ to get kids to stop smoking? Oh, you think you want to be "one of the cool kids heh?" Well I'm going to stand here and watch you smoke that WHOLE PACK non-stop!

Make FB tow that 5th Wheel camper behind his Chevy Subdivision w/jet skis on back, (Chrome Harley in tow) blasting his XM Radio (TM) eyes glued to onboard DVD player EVERY DAY to work and back, returning movies to Blockbuster (TM) and even checking the mail! Make FB (squared) tow the "whole Marrianne" EVERY WEEKEND to his 2nd/vacation specuvestment! NO exceptions! You bought it? You name it!

Start liking it! :(

I like my FB slow-roasted over a fire (preferably made from his/her option-ARM reset notices). Best served with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Maybe this thread is supposed to be like this thread:

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/04/announcing_seco.html

Basically, this was a challenge to come up with some great movie plot ideas involving terrorism.

There are some really creative entries there... Like this one:

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2007/04/announcing_seco.html#c160427