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Patrick.net Homebuyer Facing Starvation!


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2007 Jul 14, 10:56am   10,907 views  54 comments

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Due to privacy & security concerns, I am unable to show you an actual street-front photo of Surfer-X's used house, so a 6-year-old nephew obliged with an artist's conception:

Friends,

I attended Surfer-X's housewarming party last Saturday, and I'm sorry to say he is but a shell of his former self. His crushing house payments have clearly forced him to the brink of starvation, as can be seen from his dramatic weight loss (compare to previous blog party photo).

He barely had the strength to pose for this one photo, before collapsing from exhaustion (but not before imbibing a tasty margarita or two). This poor man was clearly arm-twisted into buying a horrendously well maintained house that the local Realtorâ„¢ insists did NOT sell for nearly 30% below market comps (and I'd better keep my mouth shut about that or the neighbors'll get angry).

So, this is what our once mighty and proud Surfer-X has been reduced to, folks. He is now a (*gasp*) used homeowner! Can't you see the deep sadness and buyer's remorse written all over his face? The whole time I was there, he could barely muster enough spirit to produce a brief rant about f@%ing Boomers, in between noxious mouthfuls of barbecued chicken (probably supplied by the local food bank).

A very sorry state of affairs, indeed. We must keep him in our hearts and prayers.
HARM

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51   OO   2007 Jul 16, 5:01pm  

Congrats eburbed.

Boston Transplant.

I concur with you that zillow is quite accurate in reflecting the general pricing direction. when it comes down to individual property, it may be quite a bit off, but if you look at a few houses in the neighborhood, you can get a fairly updated picture (3 months lag) of what is happening in the market.

I went to a few open houses this past Sunday, in Saratoga and Monta Vista school district, and things still seemed to be sizzling. The open houses were quite packed at about 2-3pm in the afternoon, and some looked rather eager to make an offer. I don't know about Palo Alto, but I assume that the situation would be the same.

I've got a friend from Singapore coming in town this week to take a look of Palo Alto houses because he wants to send his kid to Gunn. His rationale of buying rather than renting is, paying rent is dumb (and of course 1.xmm is quite within his affordability). I sent him a bunch of materials from patrick.net hoping to dissuade him from joining the herd.

At least for now, anything below $1.5mm in the fortress (Gunn High, Monta Vista High and Saratoga High area) seems to be doing quite well. Stuff outside the fortress school districts seem to be faltering.

I don't know how long this will last, it's like watching the paint dry.

52   astrid   2007 Jul 17, 1:40am  

OO,

It sounds like your friend may have other reasons for buying (forex hedging, real diversification). It might even be a good play if he expects the USD to bounce back in the next few years.

53   sbandy   2007 Jul 23, 2:40pm  

Surfer-X,
As a fellow Santa Barbara housing watcher, I would love to get the full story on the why and how of this. Any chance of that?

54   tsusiat   2007 Jul 24, 12:02pm  

Hey Surfer X -

congratulations, we all want to buy someday, I'm sure. As long as there are no other debts, and you didn't pay top dollar, that's fine. Money left for margaritas, mmm, that's gravy.

TO Lurker -

still here, busy at my website now and then, and on some courses, work life etc. My site is up there linked to my nickname - feel free to check it out. Anyway, I do know some people who bought recently in Vancouver - my sister paid over $500,000 for a 1 bedroom house in East Vancouver. Nice, but 1 bedroom!

And the madness apparently continues, because when she sold her townhouse, it went $60,000 over list.

Stop the madness in Western Canada.

Aside to Surfer X - I am actually waiting to buy myself - just want to see prices in Victoria reverse.

So every interest rate increase makes me a hopeful guy.

Peace.

If you ground them 30% from the 2005 price, all I can say is sweet!

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