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Malibu Madness


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2005 Aug 3, 1:29pm   28,092 views  162 comments

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"For sale: Trailer w/ocean vu, $1 million obo "
Yahoo News: tinyurl.com/9eh5l

So wonderfully Californian, Marsha Weidman's home has it all--along the beach, far from noisy traffic, with a Jacuzzi used to watch sunsets over the Pacific.

For this, she and her husband recently paid $1.05 million.

For that, they got a trailer, built in 1971, without any land.

Plus, the family must pay "space rent," which at two Malibu parks dotted with seven-figure trailers ranges from $800 to $2,500 monthly.

So... Is this a great deal or what?? After all, this is prime beachfront in MALIBU, people! Some pretty big PIBs (Positive IntangiBles) here, no? Discuss.

HARM

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89   AntiTroll from Oz   2005 Aug 4, 3:48pm  

AntiTroll: What do you consider “rich” to be?

Actually I prefer the question.
"What do you consider wealthy to be?"

Answer: Independance.
To be able to do the things you like to do. This is different for most people.
For some people it means cash, others running their own business, having children, being healthy etc

For me. To be happy, enjoy life, good food,enjoy others company, doing things I enjoy, raise my family. Money isn't a driving factor in my life,(it does help though) as I try not to live beyond my means and try to have realistic expectations.

What about yourself?

90   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 3:49pm  

I’m sad you don’t like my imagery. I’ll keep working on it.

No, I like the imagery... A troll is supposed to be gross, right?

91   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 3:50pm  

Wealth to me means being able to live life on your own terms regardless of what's going on with the outside world.

92   AntiTroll from Oz   2005 Aug 4, 3:51pm  

Is MP the AntiTroll?
Please.... don't hurt my feelings.

93   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 3:51pm  

No, I like the imagery… A troll is supposed to be gross, right?

I'm not sure. But our troll is gross.

94   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 3:52pm  

Yes, the AntiTroll is way too smart to be MP.

95   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 3:53pm  

Is MP the AntiTroll?

Zephyr, AntiTroll is a friend. MP is a troll. There is no similarity between them whatsoever.

96   AntiTroll from Oz   2005 Aug 4, 3:54pm  

AntiTroll: What do you consider “rich” to be?

Oh, and one important thing to me is:-
I'm debt free with cash in bank.

97   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 3:57pm  

We will all be rich producing The Beverly Hillbillies: Attack of the Troll.

98   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 3:58pm  

Sorry, must close the tag.

99   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 4:01pm  

We have to make sure central casting uses the real troll. Otherwise it just wouldn't be gross enough.

100   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 4:03pm  

We have to make sure central casting uses the real troll. Otherwise it just wouldn’t be gross enough.

But if we use the real troll, the crew itself will be in danger. Can we just use CGI?

101   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 4:04pm  

But if we use the real troll, the crew itself will be in danger. Can we just use CGI?

Danger of what? Fits of hysterical laughter?

102   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 4:07pm  

Danger of what? Fits of hysterical laughter?

Hysterical laughter can be fatal. Let's hope that it will be a hit in the box office so that I can finally buy a house in Marina. I can make fresh marinara sauce using ingredients from my owned garden.

103   HARM   2005 Aug 4, 4:09pm  

Hmmm... like the whole Beverly Hillbillies/Troll movie angle. How about "Malibu Mobilehome Bunnies vs. the Creature from Box Canyon" ?

104   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 4:09pm  

Maybe if you're really lucky, you can buy a mobile home and put it on a plot of land in the Marina.

105   SQT15   2005 Aug 4, 4:11pm  

After all, the only place to put a mobile home is in a prime location.

106   Peter P   2005 Aug 4, 4:12pm  

After all, the only place to put a mobile home is in a prime location.

Nothing is more prime than the space directly in front of MP's garage. I can charge a toll for passage.

107   AntiTroll from Oz   2005 Aug 4, 4:45pm  

After all, the only place to put a mobile home is in a prime location.

And to change locations you will need a prime mover.

108   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 1:40am  

I vote to purge.

109   laverty   2005 Aug 5, 1:41am  

Have any of you heard of this guy or read his book?

http://www.realestatetiming.com

110   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 1:43am  

I have not read the book before but I doubt it has anything that we have not discussed yet. I have read two housing crash books before and was deeply disappointed. Shiller's book is the best one yet.

111   SQT15   2005 Aug 5, 2:22am  

MP claims to be an Ibanker. Personally, I think he uses this and other sites for entertainment. That's why I vote to evict. He's not here to make any valid points, he's here to provoke. Any attention we give him makes him happy. Actually Peter P's suggestion to purge is even better. Let's erase all proof he was ever here. That'll annoy the hell out of him.

112   laverty   2005 Aug 5, 2:38am  

SF Chronicle today:

Soon-to-be Obsolete Floor Brokers becoming Real Estate Agents

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/05/BUGKBDQGHQ34.DTL

If this isn't yet one more nail in the coffin then I don't know what is! Talk about getting into the party late.

113   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 2:41am  

Well, there is not much activity in the stock options market nowadays. Volatility is so low. Now this former floor trader will have to compete with former bunnies. And they will be attacked by the troll!

114   HARM   2005 Aug 5, 2:41am  

Actually Peter P’s suggestion to purge is even better. Let’s erase all proof he was ever here. That’ll annoy the hell out of him.

Wow, SactoQt, you've really turned hawkish on MP! I thought you liked his ability to inspire Primetroll?

115   laverty   2005 Aug 5, 2:41am  

Excerpt from above article:

Broker Kevin Holt, 41, a San Francisco native who has spent 15 years at the Pacific Exchange, plans to trade from his home in Vacaville and sell real estate after the floor disappears, although he'll probably keep on working there until he's booted out the door.

"A lot of us are going into real estate," he said. "We make good money on the floor. We'll make good money in real estate. We're just not regular-job type of people. I couldn't see anybody down there going to work 9-to-5. Not anybody."

116   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 2:50am  

Waiting in Vegas, if your post contains links, please make them tinyurls. I think a comment will be moderated if it contains some links.

117   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 3:05am  

Scott, I remember that in 1999/2000 good economic news caused bad stock market reactions.

118   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 3:06am  

Don’t get dragged down by him; either respond clearly with facts, or not at all.

We did not respond to him at all. We were just having some fun among ourselves.

119   SQT15   2005 Aug 5, 3:08am  

either respond clearly with facts, or not at all.

Scott you're missing the point if you think MP pays attention to facts. If you don't like the stories us late nite posters use to entertain ourselves, feel free to troll bens blog w/MP. But please don't be insulting, otherwise you're no better than the troll.

120   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 3:16am  

This blog and other blogs predict that we will have a black October…
...
We’re starting an urban legend. Just go with it man!

I could have started the urban legend! :)

121   HARM   2005 Aug 5, 3:25am  

@ Harm
Was my post too long?
“Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

Waiting in Vegas,

This block message means you probably included a URL that the WordPress blog software is picking up as a "spam" address. Unfortunately, i don't have the authority to override this --I believe only Patrick does.

The work-around I use is to trim off the "http://" & "www". This seems to "fool" the software into letting you post.

122   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 3:46am  

Scott, rent going up is a natural knee-jerk action in the early stage of a housing bubble bust because units are being pulled from the rental pool and placed on the market.

123   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 3:47am  

Every investment banker I ever knew, myself included, was an asshole.

That does not mean that every asshole is an investment banker.

124   laverty   2005 Aug 5, 4:02am  

Nor does it mean every asshole is a real estate agent, but the opposite is true!

125   KurtS   2005 Aug 5, 4:31am  

Speaking of Malibu, here's an interesting stat from CAR:
Median home price from April 04 to April 05:
Malibu: -32.1%
oh, and a few more..
Sausalito: -19.6%
Imperial Beach (SD): -17.9%

And, as we've heard by now, it's location, location, location!â„¢
Stats to ponder:
Tracy: +44.9%
Reedley (Fresno Co.) +68.8%
Rohnert Park +57.5%
Dixon: +40%
Folsom: +25.8%
Carmel: +42.2% (a location)
Bakersfield matches at +42.4%

Bakersfield is Prime!â„¢
Is it too late for me to buy in?

126   Peter P   2005 Aug 5, 4:44am  

location, location, location

You mean dislocation?

This market has bubble written all over it.

Bakersfield is Prime!â„¢

Must build a mobile home there soon. Forget about Malibu.

127   laverty   2005 Aug 5, 4:57am  

http://www.car.org/index.php?id=MzUyNzE=

Yes, the CAR monthly report, and its accompanying absurdities, is out. But what I found most telling about the chart on the bottom is not the income gap (that is OLD news), but if I read correctly the median household income in the Bay Area is actually DOWN from last year??!!

128   KurtS   2005 Aug 5, 5:06am  

but if I read correctly the median household income in the Bay Area is actually DOWN from last year??!!
Hmm...interesting. I wonder the cause--professionals relocating to more affordable cities? If not for family, we would.

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