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I started a new thread as not to hijack an existing thread about Internet alternatives.

shrekgrinch says

SoCal Renter says

s it anything like “Obama-not-born-a-US-citizen” wackiness?

And I never said he wasn’t born outside the US. I have only said that there is no documented proof of any credible kind that proves he was born at all. Good thing several states have now passed or will soon pass that exact proof to qualify for being a candidate for President of the United States on said states’ ballot(s).

You believe there is no documented proof that proves Obama was born. To hold this belief makes you a Birther. That is the core belief of Birthers. (Similar to a religion - it requires faith despite proof).

I am thrilled conservatives are putting this on state ballots across the US. I hope conservatives continue to spout this non-sense across the Internet and across the world. This only makes the eventual Republican candidate an even greater fool as we approach 2012. Republicans continue to avoid angering the Teabagger birthers because they are counting on the clown vote, but they know the issue makes them look like complete morons to the rest of the nation.

Please let's continue this debate about Obama's birth! I want it on the ballot in California!

Specifically, let's get into the details:

* "Long" forms - Because longer is always better! Lovers make this complaint about conservative men all the time!
* Certificates of Live Birth vs. Birth Certificates - Do you know your government forms classifications? We tinfoil hat people do! Don't trust a government official. Trust the hermit survivalist stockpiling spices for the collapse of the New World Order!
* Manchurian Candidates - There is a socialist gene, after all!
* Witnesses - People who witnessed Obama's birth are his friends, thus they do not count! He should have been born surrounded by hate and evil enemies, like regular conservatives.
* States Rights - Hawaii should not be allowed to follow their own laws ... wait, I got this one backwards. No, no I didn't. States Rights are paramount UNLESS it involves Obama's birth. That exception is in my pocket Constitution.
* Newspapers - Damn liberal rags knew Obama would try to be President one day. They announced his birth falsely, just to trick future people in 2011!
* Kenyan Birth Certificates - Impossible to forge third world birth certificates. Who are you going to trust? Kenya (or Indonesia or Soviet Russia) or Hawaii. Obviously, you can't trust people in flowery shirts. In Soviet Russia, live certificates birth you!

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