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2008 Jul 13, 1:46am   8,640 views  360 comments

by Patrick   follow (60)  

Some observations of Canada from my 10 day house-swap with a Canadian family in Toronto:

Native Canadian people are helpful, but Canadian immigrants don't talk to strangers.
Most things are more expensive than in the US, like $6.50 Canadian for a Hagen Daas ice cream bar in Toronto Island park.
The Lindt chocolates are all forgeries, just crap in elite wrappers. Canadians are unaware of the fraud, since they've never had good chocolate.
Via Rail beats Amtrak by a long shot. Via Rail is clean, on-time, and cheap.
Tap water tastes pretty good.
There are two sales taxes instead of just one: provincial and federal.
Beer and wine in Ontario are sold only by the provincial liquor monopoly, at twice the cost as in the US. BYOB/W
Public pools are free, though run-down.
Immigrants in Toronto are the largest percentage of any city in the world.
The subway system in Toronto is efficient and inexpensive.
Milk comes in a bag rather than in a gallon jug.
Prostitution advertising is brazen and cheap.
There are many Muslim women, some completely covered in Burqas.
Women have more tattoos than in the US.
Marijuana can be smelled in the air on many major Toronto streets.
There is a visible gay population in Toronto.
There are a surprising number of Canadian flags on cars and houses.
The Canadian accent becomes more noticeable the more you hear it.




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264   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2025 Aug 2, 11:52am  

Also Fuck Canada!
265   WookieMan   2025 Aug 2, 1:20pm  

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says

I'm recovering from a mild case of pneumonia. Even if it were clear I'm going to be coughing on people but I'm definitely on the mend. I may change plans and head South earlier than expected, we'll see.

Yeah I'm too lazy to check the fire maps and smoke. Never had to think about it until the last 5 years when my phone pings me for air quality alerts.

Knock on wood, never had it, but how the hell does one get pneumonia? I'm a former smoker and never have ever had lung issues.

I don't think the air shouldn't be too bad by Monday though as the humidity is lower. It was thick the last two days for here at least. Went from 90% to 50% humidity which helps.
267   MolotovCocktail   2025 Aug 3, 9:58am  

Graduation at a Canadian University.




268   goofus   2025 Aug 3, 10:14am  

And the blonde is probably dyed/Asian. Oh, Canada.
269   stereotomy   2025 Aug 3, 12:48pm  

WookieMan says

Maga_Chaos_Monkey says


I'm recovering from a mild case of pneumonia. Even if it were clear I'm going to be coughing on people but I'm definitely on the mend. I may change plans and head South earlier than expected, we'll see.

Yeah I'm too lazy to check the fire maps and smoke. Never had to think about it until the last 5 years when my phone pings me for air quality alerts.

Knock on wood, never had it, but how the hell does one get pneumonia? I'm a former smoker and never have ever had lung issues.

I don't think the air shouldn't be too bad by Monday though as the humidity is lower. It was thick the last two days for here at least. Went from 90% to 50% humidity which helps.

The epicanthic folds give her away.
270   MolotovCocktail   2025 Aug 3, 3:31pm  

goofus says


And the blonde is probably dyed/Asian. Oh, Canada.


South Korean, apparently. But not Canadian white.

They are fucking extinct and don't even know it.
272   stereotomy   2025 Aug 3, 7:21pm  

After I noticed the bass player in my band was coughing due to the smoke haze, I told him, "Half of Canada is on fire. I don't think this is a coincidence."

All he said was "STOP!"

All we can do, besides prepare ourselves and those we love, is try to wake up the NPC's.
273   WookieMan   2025 Aug 3, 7:37pm  

stereotomy says

After I noticed the bass player in my band was coughing due to the smoke haze, I told him, "Half of Canada is on fire. I don't think this is a coincidence."

Sorry for people with lung issues. Fortunately it doesn't bother me even though it's been bad here in IL.

I don't see how this isn't intentional. Two of the territories are actively going to have referendums on the ballot for secession from Canada. Alberta and Saskatchewan. Red is out of control fires. Manitoba has a lot too. That's a cluster fuck of fires.


274   goofus   2025 Aug 3, 8:32pm  

Life sentence for arson should fix it. Who knew climate activists would be the bitter enemy of nature?
275   stereotomy   2025 Aug 3, 10:09pm  

Like I said, if you can't coerce them, you cull them or burn down their livelihoods. It is deliberate and probably financed by the Canadian government under their globohomo agenda.
276   Patrick   2025 Aug 3, 10:30pm  

I suspect that the fires of 2020 were deliberately set by the CIA to increase the general fear and discomfort level, the idea being that this would dissuade people from electing Trump for a second time.

https://patrick.net/post/1335041/2020-09-11-curious-distribution-of-oregon-and-n

It didn't work. Trump was re-elected in 2020, but the election was rigged by mail-in ballot fraud, and Biden was installed.
279   PeopleUnited   2025 Aug 7, 3:06am  

MolotovCocktail says





Maybe that’s what happens when government policy prioritizes euthanasia under the guise of healthcare.

https://www.lifenews.com/2025/07/21/canada-plans-to-euthanize-15-million-people-in-the-next-20-years/
280   MolotovCocktail   2025 Aug 7, 11:09am  

PeopleUnited says

MolotovCocktail says






Maybe that’s what happens when government policy prioritizes euthanasia under the guise of healthcare.

https://www.lifenews.com/2025/07/21/canada-plans-to-euthanize-15-million-people-in-the-next-20-years/


No. It's the opposite. They euthanize because the lack of economic growth strain their health care budgets.
283   MolotovCocktail   2025 Aug 8, 5:59pm  

So why is there a privileged white Karen anchorbitch on the news?


295   HeadSet   2025 Aug 18, 5:31pm  

MolotovCocktail says






Australia donated to Ukraine and did not get a seat either. The meeting was for Europeans. Besides, why invite Canada when they are just a future US territory anyway.
297   MolotovCocktail   2025 Aug 19, 12:43pm  

Why is the white privileged lady anchoring instead of an Indian transfreak in a sari?


299   Kepi   2025 Aug 22, 3:05pm  

Patrick says


Native Canadian people are helpful, but Canadian immigrants don't talk to strangers.


My first interaction with a Canadian was in the 1980's. I dialed a phone number in the Midwest and I got it wrong. I got the wrong number to some place in Alberta. A lady picked up the phone and we quickly realized I had dialed the wrong number. But, the lady just kept talking to me. She was so damn nice. It was like she had made a new friend.

Next interaction -- Canada in 1998. I drove through Windsor heading to Toronto. My piece of crap car broke down. No cell phones in those days. I hopped a fence in the rural area and went to a nearby house.

The fellow inside actually answered and opened the door!! Got the local towing company called and could not have been more kind, helpful, nice, (I am running out of words).

Patrick says


Immigrants in Toronto are the largest percentage of any city in the world.


I was with my soon to be wife in the late 1990's (who was in Canada), and I wound up spending some time in the greater Toronto area. It did not take too long before I decided to change the Canadian national anthem.

"Oh, Canada, where are the white people?
Everyone I see is a Chinee."

It never caught on.

Patrick says


Milk comes in a bag rather than in a gallon jug.


Oh, this one is too easy. Aside from being sold in a bag, these Canucks actually call whole milk "homo milk". What else to say?
300   mell   2025 Aug 22, 7:27pm  

Agree with the above. Besides their recently shitty commie marxist fag leaders Canadians are among the nicest people
303   MolotovCocktail   2025 Aug 26, 7:57pm  

MEHAKDEEP SINGH, truck driver, collided with the Giroux family’s vehicle while he was preoccupied by his phone, unaware of the slowing vehicles in front of him. Killed two children in back of car.

Émerik was 7.

Maélie was 3.

The Indian murdered their 68-year-old grandmother too.

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