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Pitchfork For Paulson


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2008 Oct 1, 6:21am   24,340 views  181 comments

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Pitchfork

I bought this pitchfork yesterday (the picture is an actual photo from lowes.com of the same item that I bought) for $ 16.99. I need your help on the next step of my project.

  1. Can you please suggest a good picture of Hanky Panky Paulson that I can download, print, paste on to a pumpkin and (violently) impale on this fork? I plan to do that and put it up in the yard in front of my house.
  2. Can some of you all do the same thing, so I am not the only f*cker that is doing this in this town?

I am not kidding.

SP

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54   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 2:34pm  

They had to go and stuff the solar stuff in the bailout plan. God almighty give me strength.

55   snmr   2008 Oct 1, 2:44pm  

OO , I agree with your conclusion that dollar will eventually fall. I am not sure about the timing though.Dollar inherently is overvalued and the current mess makes it more so.It has to go down just like US housing went down due to economic fundamentals. The timing could be way off though.Its interesting that the financial collapse is causing all other currencies to look bad too. safety is relative and not absolute. Dollar's strength is relative and not absolute.Dollar is rallying during all financial uncertainities due to its "relative" safety. I can see a slow death of dollar and not a sudden one unless we go into a deep depression in which case it would be world wide and no currency would be safe except gold.
I am skeptical that it will turn into germany type hyper-inflation when production is not even enough to cover basic goods/services. I see more of a very deep recession with more deflationary inclination.When banks become paranoid in lending, its mostly deflationary.

* not an investment advice*

56   Brand165   2008 Oct 1, 3:02pm  

Ok, but the previews for that movie looked ridiculous. Who wants to see a movie where a cop neighbor goes crazy on the new couple?

57   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 3:05pm  

But 6 people? It was a pretty good movie, though I have to admit that could account for some of the corelation. Hey at least it was easy to find a good seat.

58   Malcolm   2008 Oct 1, 3:08pm  

correlation -sp sorry

59   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 1, 3:19pm  

per the dollar,

I get the feeling we're just going to see more of what we saw earlier this year. Dollar declining, commodities rising, economy sucking even worse.

As for exchange rates with other countries... who knows. They're all fucked too.

I can't think of any possible route where this turns out ok. Anyone?

I think OO is onto the bottom line. We just got looted. They aren't protecting the dollar, but they aren't giving up on it either. If they picked one or the other, the people would be better off. As is, we're going to muddle along for 4-5 years, while the fucks we are giving $700 billion to squeeze the rest of the remaining hard cash out of our pockets.

60   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 1, 3:21pm  

If the house can get rid of this bill, then I see the hill on the other side of the valley. If it goes through, it feels like looking over a cliff. There would be no way out.

61   Brand165   2008 Oct 1, 3:25pm  

And yet Europe has to be facing a similar situation. Properties in Spain, Germany, Italy and eastern Europe have been going through the roof. London prices look like New York prices (not that they shouldn't). So if we all deflate or inflate together, then it's all a relatively stable equilibrium for the import/export balance.

62   coretexity   2008 Oct 1, 3:55pm  

Alright so its pretty much a given that the bill will pass the house too. What next?

63   SP   2008 Oct 1, 4:15pm  

The Original Bankster Says:
Paulson refuses to consider any other terms than : 700b, no questions asked.

It is MUCH worse than that. Paulson has threatened to get the potus to veto the bill if:
1. a clause is inserted which excludes foreign debt
2. a clause is inserted which requires the collateral to be on US property (so CP on a failed mall in Europe or China can still be unloaded on to us)
3. anything interferes with his ability to decide what price to pay
4. a clause that prevents the Treasury Sec. from adding new "asset" types into this plan, at his sole discretion

Clearly, this is about bailing out foreign banks - because precisely THAT is deemed non-negotiable.

Exactly who is the rat-bastard working for? (answer: the international banking cartel. Sorry folks, I regret to say, the conspiracy nuts seem to have got this right for once.)

64   DennisN   2008 Oct 1, 4:16pm  

I asked those guys at Lowe’s for a pitchfork, they didn’t have any item called that!
I'll bet Orchard Supply has the real thing. Heck they still sell farrier's tools.

65   SP   2008 Oct 1, 4:22pm  

HeadSet Says:
One of the “amendments” the Senate added to help the bill pass the House was to increase the FDIC limit from $100k per depositor to $250k.

Meaningless - in the event of a large bank failure, the FDIC is insolvent at 100K per depositor, so it is impossible for them to really cover 250K. Of course, the reason this confidence-trick will "work" is that now the Fed has been asked to provide an unlimited backstop to FDIC. Your money will be worth less than the paper that the U.S. constitution is printed on (after the Senate has wiped its arse on it tonight), but it will keep you warm and fuzzy as you throw another log of "dollars" into the fireplace.

66   SP   2008 Oct 1, 4:32pm  

Malcolm Says:
I’m going to frame the letter I got from Boxer some time ago saying there weren’t any plans for bailouts.

Malcolm, buddy, can you please upload or scan that letter someplace from where I can print it? I will write "LIAR" using a scarlet permanent-marker across that letter, and include it in the correspondence that I am sending to the senators who voted for this bill.

I am writing to them to explain exactly why I am now supporting their opponent and how much $ my friends and I are sending to their opponent's next election campaign. This letter will be a great "exhibit A"

67   SP   2008 Oct 1, 4:57pm  

OO Says:
F*ck the foreign lenders, they don’t have enough aircraft carriers to come after us anyway. You might as well do this now before they build up their military muscle. Debase the USD, go to a new currency standard, wipe out all out existing debt obligations.

That makes sense ... if you are actually looking to protect American interests. The powers that be are patently not doing this - they are only interested in preventing losses to the banks (a.k.a. "the financial system").

68   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 1, 11:34pm  

Oh look, stock market down close to 3% already this morning. Must be because we took to long to vote in that bill.

I can't wait to hear the spin after it drops 5% on the day.

69   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 1, 11:57pm  

well written article by a consulting company on the bailout...

http://www.growthink.com/content/no-bailout-4-reasons

70   justme   2008 Oct 2, 12:35am  

Fuzzy, here is the spin: "The market is disappointed that it has to wait until Friday for the final vote".

On a more serious note, it never ceases to amaze me how headline writers and financial pundits have absolutely no problem coming up with an all-but-certain one-liner justification for why the market went down or up on any given day.

I think most of the time they have no clue what is going on. If they did, they should tell me what the market will do *tomorrow*.

71   MST   2008 Oct 2, 1:25am  

TOB: You must read P. J.!

72   Patrick   2008 Oct 2, 1:35am  

Hey, my email has been attacked! A zillion invalid emails were sent out with p@patrick.net as the return address. This means my mailbox gets flooded with rejection emails, and mail from p@patrick.net also gets placed on spam lists, and therefore blocked.

The timing of this makes me paranoid that someone really doesn't want me to be able to get email for the next few days...

Patrick

73   Duke   2008 Oct 2, 2:22am  

ECB not lowering rates was a big mistake. Hello deeper recession in Europe!
And. . . let the in-fighting begin. Is anyone suprised the banks of Europe are now fighting over how to bail their system out?

Advice for the world's governements: Nullify ALL CDS as illegal contracts.

Re-capitalize your banks through governement infusions.

Don't think the US can back-stop this. We can't. The problem is wayyyy to big.

Paulson and Congress. Let's talk now on the appropriate scope of this.

Bernanke, you may be a student of the US Depression. But what if the trigger for the depression: bad loans on mis-priced RE captial, massive leverage, and a new ingerediant - portfolio insurance, is true not just in the US, but EVERYWHERE.
So much for your helicopter idea.
Globalize your thinking Ben. This isn't the 1929 Depression. This is the 2009 GLOBAL DEPRESSION!!!

74   snmr   2008 Oct 2, 2:24am  

Patrick : I would suggest you to create a new temporary email id in the mean while and post it on your blog so that users can reach you.

75   HeadSet   2008 Oct 2, 2:24am  

we went at a peak time of 8:00 and we were 2 of a total of 6 people in the theater. Also, this isn’t a dumpy theater that no one goes to, it is a Regal stadium theater.

I noticed that empty seat trend when I saw Iron Man. The cause may be housing related. Think of all the guys who HELOC'd a big flat panel TV and justified the expense to the wife as "we'll save on movie tickets."

76   snmr   2008 Oct 2, 2:31am  

Duke wrote:Bernanke, you may be a student of the US Depression. But what if the trigger for the depression: bad loans on mis-priced RE captial, massive leverage, and a new ingerediant - portfolio insurance, is true not just in the US, but EVERYWHERE.
So much for your helicopter idea.
Globalize your thinking Ben. This isn’t the 1929 Depression. This is the 2009 GLOBAL DEPRESSION!!!

Maybe we will be saved by parts of the world which didn't embrace US style laissez-faire-debt-based-capitalism yet.

77   HeadSet   2008 Oct 2, 2:41am  

I can’t wait to hear the spin after it drops 5% on the day.

ABC news had an interview with one of the Reps who voted nay on the House bill. The rep was saying that before the vote, his constituents were overwhelmingly against a bailout. After the vote down and the 700 point Dow drop, he said he is getting about 50-50 split on for/against bailout. He said he heard from many folks who claimed "$30k loss in thier 401k," etc.

I wonder if he will speak of those who say "The Senate passed the bailout bill and I lost $30k in my 401k."

The only corellation is that each time their is a vote on the bailout, the market crashes. Doesn't matter whether it passes or not. Therefore, lets not bring the bailout up for any more votes.

78   sa   2008 Oct 2, 2:44am  

Here's the guy who managed RTC1 admitting we won't make money.

Making Money on RTC2

Also, we have to thank Rick Santelli from CNBC for being the only person who has been arguing for Tax Payers.

79   Duke   2008 Oct 2, 3:00am  

Wow nice link on RTC2.

Try this:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/02/business/02crisis.html?_r=2&em=&adxnnl=1&pagewanted=1&adxnnlx=1222970661-P4VJuvmL6ibzKprii+U4HA

Finally. Finally as reporting gets better I simply cannot watch it now as it casues too much anxiety.

I find myself getting pretty cavalier about the 700b.

Can someone find out what the US and Global run-up in RE value was over the last 8 years. Somethng like $6T in US alone? If we lose all of that $6t and magnify it by the leverage applied to that 6T. Now do that for the world. EEEEGADS!

80   kona_three   2008 Oct 2, 4:15am  

It was pretty sickening to see the idiots in Congress these past few days. It's even more sickening to realize that they are the representatives, and hence a reflection of, the American people. Perhaps they should change the moniker for the US to Land of the "It's ALWAYS somebody else's Fault".

Everybody here is sure furious that the "guilty asshole banks" are now needing to get bailed out by the "guiltless innocent Taxpayer". Really? The banks are certainly no saints, but they just happen to be sitting on the wrong chair when the music stopped. Just follow the money, and see if your grubby little hands were not in some way accountable too.

For every bad loan made, every poor bastard who bought a house at a high price, someone was at the other end of the trade. Could have been a lucky guy who just happened to be able to sell his house at the right time, or it could have been a speculator. They benefited from this bubble. Who are they? TAXPAYER.
And the people who felt rich, and took out a big HELOC, had a great time in Europe, drank lots and lots of Napa wine, and bought big screen TVs and Hummers? They had a good ol' time these past few years. Who are they? American TAXPAYER.
How many people worked in the construction business, building houses, fixing up kitchens (people gotta have Granite Countertops)? They made out for many years. Who are they? French? No. American Taxpayers.

People got big tax cuts from Bush. Goddamn hypocritical Republicans. Did they get concerned that this country was consumed by greed, and one day they might have to pay, and turned down their tax cut? Nooooooo. Who are they? American TAXPAYER.

You worked at Best Buy? Home Depot? Caribbean Cruise lines? Name an industry. Got bonuses? Plenty of time-and -a half? Didn't save too much of that? Didn't occur to you that one day, this is all coming home to roost? Who are these people? American TAXPAYER.

There is PLENTY of blame to go around, so let's not pick on Paulson and put his picture on a pitchfork. People with pitchforks are never good guys, mostly dumbasses who get excited and just want to tear down stuff. Ever seen Frankenstein the movie? So you identify with one of those "townspeople"?

81   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 2, 4:28am  

kona_three, errr, I mean Marina Subprime...

In fact, my grubby little hands were not involved. But I'll bet yours were.

And since you believe so strongly in the bailout, you can pony up my $5K for me in addition to yours. Just go feed it into an ATM machine... they'll take care of the rest.

82   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 2, 4:32am  

Wow, this is going to be spectacular. People are getting fear-mongered into supporting the bailout based on the drop in stocks on Monday.

It's going to be bittersweet when stocks drop another 10-20% over the next couple months, and they all realize they were tricked.

83   FuzzyMath   2008 Oct 2, 4:33am  

Everyone send another round of emails to your reps...

http://congressorg.capwiz.com/congressorg/issues/alert/?alertid=11987806

84   Duke   2008 Oct 2, 4:39am  

Fuzzy,
Yup. 20% by year end. From 10,500 today to ~8400.

But, wow, there are so many varables. Hard to play te game when the rules are changed. Big market rallies on days before shortshave to cover the positions on stocks that are no longer allowed to be shorted. I can dream up a lof of regulation from today until the end of the year. The SEC will make it up a they go and Congress won't say a word.

85   snmr   2008 Oct 2, 5:21am  

kona_three : Your argument that tax payers were involved during this greed and money making orgy somehow makes banks, investment banks and NAR innocent is baseless. Of course when there is boom going on , all the things that you mentioned happen. We are not here to blame greed in people. We are blaming people who wrongfully changed/influenced the rules of the game to thier own benefit. That is criminal. the common man ( tax payer) was not greedy/stupid but not corrupt.banks, NAR and few elected officials were not only greedy but "CORRUPT".
i hope you see the difference. you can prosecute people based on corruption but not for bieng greedy. Corruption kills a system not greed.

86   snmr   2008 Oct 2, 5:23am  

incorrect :the common man ( tax payer) was not greedy/stupid but not corrupt

correct: the common man ( tax payer) was greedy/stupid but not corrupt

87   Peter P   2008 Oct 2, 5:26am  

Corruption requires power. The common man is not corrupt only because he is powerless.

88   snmr   2008 Oct 2, 5:34am  

kona_three , this is for you:

In 1933, in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash and during a nationwide commercial bank failure and the Great Depression, two members of Congress put their names on what is known today as the Glass-Steagall Act (GSA). This act separated investment and commercial banking activities. At the time, "improper banking activity", or what was considered overzealous commercial bank involvement in stock market investment, was deemed the main culprit of the financial crash.

Congress finally repealed Glass-Steagall in 1999, rewarding financial companies for more than 20 years and "$300 million worth of lobbying efforts".

wanna guess who spent all the money lobbying ?? do you smell corruption here when somebody repeals an act which was a learning from the last biggest depression.

89   snmr   2008 Oct 2, 5:36am  

Peter P says : Corruption requires power. The common man is not corrupt only because he is powerless

Power corrupts and the only antidote to corruption is Jail time.

90   kona_three   2008 Oct 2, 5:44am  

FuzzyMath:
Yup. Pretty damn typical. "It wasn't my fault. Somebody else should pay my $5K"
I rest my case.
Although, people who live in a commune in the Sierras might have a case, but still, you probably got some benefit because you got better prices for the eggs and vegetables you peddled at the farmer's market. It won't be all fun and games from now though. You'll probably need to get another shotgun for your eldest, and lay out some bucks for more barbed wire. People like you tend to get more paranoid as the economy gets more scary.

91   Malcolm   2008 Oct 2, 5:45am  

SP,
Email me at ReliableSunPower@aol.com and I will email you a copy of the letter from Boxer later today.

92   Peter P   2008 Oct 2, 5:46am  

Power corrupts and the only antidote to corruption is Jail time.

That is most absolutely wrong. Corruption and prison have co-existed for centuries.

93   Patrick   2008 Oct 2, 5:48am  

I had a lot of garlic for lunch, and the rejected mail keeps on coming.

But it's OK. I've got most of them going into my junk mail folder. I can read the real mail fine.

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