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What an ASSHOLE!
He thought the Cowboys/Broncos game was a rodeo.
He moved to Minnesota to vote for Michelle Bachmann.
He skipped Apollo XIII because he thought it was a sequel.
He spun misleading talking points about an attack on a foreign embassy!
He slithered out from the ocala national forest. The lovechild of some good ole fashioned rainbow people
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says
Dan ate my face.
But I don't blame him.
Because my face IS FUCKING DELICIOUS!
did he eat your entire face? If so, there's no way to empirically verify the validity of your claims. You could work for Faux News...
as far as i can tell... he gives a shit... about a thing or two.... sooooo =DUMBAZZ!!
duh-d0i!@
Dan doesn't mind being called "cocky," but whatever you do, don't share an observation about his arrogance. I mean what the fuck. It goes without saying anyway, and he knows that better than anyone. But if you say it out loud, especially when he's holding forth on one of his "sensitive issues" where there's a lot of deep deep psychological turbulace, your going to see him have the mother of all hissy fits.
OH, wait.....
Did I kill it ? Not supposed to be serious ?
Here, wait...let me try..
He has a big crush on Miley Cirus, and he thinks the Harry Potter series is high literature.
He skipped Apollo XIII because he thought it was a sequel.
I also skipped Titanic because I thought it was unbelievable. Like a ship that big would ever sink.
Two words:
Assless chaps
Nothing wrong with assless chaps.
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Actually, Volvo C70. Any man who drives a Volvo has a huge penis as evident by the following graphs.
He once crapped in the middle of a Wallmart, just so someone would talk to him.
The only reason to go to a Walmart is to crap in the middle of an aisle. Geeze, where do you come from not to know this?
I rode an elevator with him. He farted and blamed it on a realtor.
Who hasn't? Even if the realtor didn't deal it, he was taking a commission.
He thinks RT is a legitimate source of news and analysis.
Compared to Fox News, a Ouija board is a legitimate source of news and analysis.
He slithered out from the ocala national forest. The lovechild of some good ole fashioned rainbow people
Don't be silly. No one has been born in Florida since 1863. Every Floridian is a displaced northerner.
The part about rainbow people is true.
Dan doesn't mind being called "cocky," but whatever you do, don't share an observation about his arrogance.
There's nothing wrong about being arrogant if you can back it up with competence. Sure beats being insecure about one's intellect.
He has a big crush on Miley Cirus, and he thinks the Harry Potter series is high literature.
Taylor Swift, not Miley Cyrus. But yes, I do appreciate the Harry Potter series, which turned two generations on to reading. Here’s some Polyjuice Potion, Marcus. Go turn into someone else. Just not Taylor Swift. I don't want you ruining that fantasy.
Taylor Swift, not Miley Cyrus.
Well, then. you can't be all bad. Unless your goal is to twerk with Taylor Swift while Miley, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes watch.
Taylor Swift, not Miley Cyrus.
Well, then. you can't be all bad. Unless your goal is to twerk with Taylor Swift while Miley, Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes watch.
Note to self: Pitch new reality t.v. show to Fox.
APOCALYPSEFUCK is Comptroller says
The videos of BENGHAZI! clearly show Dan leaping out of Michelle Obama's asshole guns ablazing, cutting down hundreds of American diplomats and their devoted slaves.
Note to self: Pitch new action movie to Fox. But who should play me, Bruce Willis or Christian Bale? Some people suggested Ben Affleck, but can he really pull off playing a dark superhero?
Have at it! He makes it a policy to not hit back, so this is a golden opportunity.
What's on your mind re:Dan8267? Name all the things you dislike.
(Spread your thoughts over multiple posts for readability.)