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Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 10:09am
Thanks Zzyzx, for making my day.
You should go to Sturgis some summer. I did about ten years straight working in the Black Hills National Forest. Biker babes in assless chaps and bikinis........
Rin
2014 Jul 28, 10:09am
and another portion was to talk about how he wanted to break his dick off in Cherlize Theron's ass (which would be easier if she were wearing assless chaps, presumably)...
Ppl, there's a reason why I go up to Montreal. Do you fellas not know that there are French-Canadian gals up there who look a lot like Charlize Theron, same butt & sometimes even bigger bust?
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 10:16am
French-Canadian gals up there who look a lot like Charlize Theron
Canadian women are hot. Always said that. If only it wasn't so damn cold up there.
Rin
2014 Jul 28, 10:30am
French-Canadian gals up there who look a lot like Charlize Theron
Canadian women are hot. Always said that. If only it wasn't so damn cold up there.
Not all of Canada. It's the French-Canadian babes up in Montreal City, who're basically Maxim gals. And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
New Renter
2014 Jul 28, 11:07am
Why don't you ask Dan why he STARTED the thread in the first place.... Isn't THAT more telling??
Because Mad Max Road Warrior was an awesome movie with interesting villains and an original vision of a post-apocalyptic hellscape.
Original? Have you seen A Boy And His Dog?
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0072730/
It stars Don Johnson, pre Miami Vice.
Also fun Damnation Alley
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0075909/
With a young, pre Airwolf Jan Michael Vincent.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 12:08pm
And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
I've found my new hero.
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 12:10pm
Original? Have you seen A Boy And His Dog?
Actually, no. I should check that out.
A post-apocalyptic tale based on a novella by Harlan Ellison. A boy communicates telepathically with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex, and they stumble into an underground society
How does one scavenge for sex? Sounds like something Marcus would do.
Ceffer
2014 Jul 28, 12:14pm
Bieber should be the new "Kenny" of mass media. A cameo in which he always dies a humiliating, bullet riddled death with lots of thrashing.
Automan Empire
2014 Jul 28, 12:25pm
APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
a Chapless Ass?
LOL... I remember my GF always reminding me to wear a towel properly when heading off to the shower so her elder Mom wouldn't see. Once it wasn't covering well and she made a remark about "your assless chaps there..."
To which I riposted in the most pretentious I'll-have-you-know voice I could muster, "THIS... is a chapless ass!"
lostand confused
2014 Jul 28, 12:30pm
When I clicked on the thread title, I was expecting it to be about hot chicks wearing ass-less chaps.
The thread was posted by Dan, you should have known better. This is what he likes:
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Thanks for ruining my day.
In the spirit of equality mandates
Dan8267
2014 Jul 28, 12:34pm
Nothing like a good assless chaps thread to bring everyone on Patrick.net into the discussion.
MisdemeanorRebel
2014 Jul 28, 12:47pm
In the spirit of equality mandates
THAT is closer to 90% of Sturgis attendees. Grandma's saggy tush.
Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 12:55pm
When I clicked on the thread title, I was expecting it to be about hot chicks wearing ass-less chaps.
The thread was posted by Dan, you should have known better. This is what he likes:
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Thanks for ruining my day.
In the spirit of equality mandates
Thanks for ruining my beer, lostand.
Strategist
2014 Jul 28, 12:56pm
In the spirit of equality mandates
THAT is closer to 90% of Sturgis attendees. Grandma's saggy tush.
Really? I'm canceling my trip.
New Renter
2014 Jul 28, 2:16pm
Original? Have you seen A Boy And His Dog?
Actually, no. I should check that out.
You'll love it. Its like a Benji movie as re-imagined by AF in a fever dream.
A post-apocalyptic tale based on a novella by Harlan Ellison. A boy communicates telepathically with his dog as they scavenge for food and sex, and they stumble into an underground society
How does one scavenge for sex? Sounds like something Marcus would do.
Its a brave new world out there!
And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
I've found my new hero.
But Dan, he doesn't know what true love is!! Or so I read..
Rin
2014 Jul 28, 10:47pm
And thus, I've enjoyed a Charlize Theron clone (but w/ bigger knockers) before and thus, I'm always relaxed and content, when I'm not working.
I've found my new hero.
But Dan, he doesn't know what true love is!! Or so I read..
While you discuss philosophy, here's something to help pass the time ...
You should go to Sturgis some summer. I did about ten years straight working in the Black Hills National Forest. Biker babes in assless chaps and bikinis........
Yeah, right, the majority of people at Sturgis ride Harleys. Everyone knows that Harley-riders are loud, fat, and slow, just like Harleys.
I'm sure there is a subset of biker babes, but most of them are probably grandma-types -- you can even see a few in the link that was posted.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/akX3Is3qBpw
New Mad Max film coming.
Can Charlize Theron get hotter? Do the laws of physics even allow that?