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Rin says

From my experience with hoes, one wanted to be in financial services, but after a few months of 50 hour work weeks, she'd dropped it, to see clients at $200/hr, which is the going rate with a lot of Australian escorts. The average Australian accountant earns ~$54K/yr. She makes that, seeing 2 or 3 clients per week for a few hours. Obviously, she does more work because it looked like she traveled a lot to England, Singapore, etc, but it's not like the work is taxing. I mean it's just BJs and spreading her legs

The escorts get paid for sex. How come no one pays me? :( :(

Rin says

So you see, beautiful women are only a short plane trip away.

She probably found a rich middle aged man, and is married with kids.
I am going to Cancun end of next week with my jealous wife. I wonder if I can find a hot escort on the beach to have sex in the ocean.

Strategist says

Rin says

So you see, beautiful women are only a short plane trip away.

She probably found a rich middle aged man, and is married with kids.

I am going to Cancun end of next week with my jealous wife. I wonder if I can find a hot escort on the beach to have sex in the ocean.

Though you can't quite tell, from the modelling pose, this women has got both, the blend of the girl-next-door, a very urban chic woman, and a person who'll provide endless pleasures in the sack.

If she wanted a rich middle aged man, she'd get him in a heartbeat. In fact, I can't imagine a rich guy not wanting her; she was that good.

If you're going to Cancun, here's a place of interest

http://www.pleasure-principle-cancun.com

Rin says

I am going to Cancun end of next week with my jealous wife. I wonder if I can find a hot escort on the beach to have sex in the ocean.

Though you can't quite tell, from the modelling pose, this women has got both, the blend of the girl-next-door, a very urban chic woman, and a person who'll provide endless pleasures in the sack.

If she wanted a rich middle aged man, she'd get him in a heartbeat. In fact, I can't imagine a rich guy not wanting her; she was that good.

If you're going to Cancun, here's a place of interest

http://www.pleasure-principle-cancun.com

Ha ha ha. Oh Wow. I clicked on that link and almost immediately a customer service chat window popped up.
Ofcourse, I can't use my credit cards, so I better take the 10 $100 bills I've been hiding from my jealous wife. :)

Strategist says

Ha ha ha. Oh Wow. I clicked on that link and almost immediately a customer service chat window popped up.

Ofcourse, I can't use my credit cards, so I better take the 10 $100 bills I've been hiding from my jealous wife. :)

Personally, I hadn't been to Cancun but one of my friends said that that place was the equivalent of those 4-5 star places in Australia but in our hemisphere.

Looks like an unmarked Sedan will pick you up at the hotel (or some place else) and take you there, discreetly. Then, it'll drop you back in a few hours. So now, you need to come up with a plan to keep the Mrs busy for those hours and not notice that you're missing.

Rin says

Strategist says

Ha ha ha. Oh Wow. I clicked on that link and almost immediately a customer service chat window popped up.


Ofcourse, I can't use my credit cards, so I better take the 10 $100 bills I've been hiding from my jealous wife. :)

Personally, I hadn't been to Cancun but one of my friends said that that place was the equivalent of those 4-5 star places in Australia but in our hemisphere.

Looks like an unmarked Sedan will pick you up at the hotel (or some place else) and take you there, discreetly. Then, it'll drop you back in a few hours. So now, you need to come up with a plan to keep the Mrs busy for those hours and not notice that you're missing.

THE SPA. Yessssss. Marriott gave us $75.00 credit for the spa, which no woman can resist. That's when I can carry out my evil plan.
Thanks Rin. You are a good buddy. :)

Strategist says

THE SPA. Yessssss. Marriott gave us $75.00 credit for the spa, which no woman can resist. That's when I can carry out my evil plan.

Thanks Rin. You are a good buddy. :)

And you'll also be going to a SPA ... but a SPA with benefits :)

Rin says

Strategist says

THE SPA. Yessssss. Marriott gave us $75.00 credit for the spa, which no woman can resist. That's when I can carry out my evil plan.


Thanks Rin. You are a good buddy. :)

And you'll also be going to a SPA ... but a SPA with benefits :)

Yeah. SPA. Sex for Perverted Adults. :)

I officially deem this thread, a success!

Rin says

I officially deem this thread, a success!

I concur. This thread was informative, educational and motjvating. It's a standard against which all other threads will be held.

I still need a list of those who would screw any old douche bag.

Ceffer says

I still need a list of those who would screw any old douche bag.

Doesn't work that way.. a younger douchebag can just be a typical alcoholic or junkie and bang chicks. This is just your standard over-the-top future wife beater.

An older douchebag, however, needs a Porsche and talks trash.

Hmm, I thought a Subaru Impreza station wagon was douche-ey enough, but I'm not going to buy a Porsche just to be a proper douche bag.

Ceffer says

Hmm, I thought a Subaru Impreza station wagon was douche-ey enough, but I'm not going to buy a Porsche just to be a proper douche bag.

Think about the benefits Ceffer - all the hot women you can handle.

Strategist says

Ceffer says

Hmm, I thought a Subaru Impreza station wagon was douche-ey enough, but I'm not going to buy a Porsche just to be a proper douche bag.

Think about the benefits Ceffer - all the hot women you can handle.

Fellas, stop wasting your time with stateside skanks. Live a modest life, but then, bone hoes abroad.

Rin says

Live a modest life, but then, bone hoes abroad

Dollar is at all time highs against many currencies right now.

On a side note, though somewhat related, this particular lingerie model was actually, quite a desirable woman ...

Rin says

For one, in terms of looks, she's an 8 or a 9, but more importantly, she had quite a bit going for her as she taught Pilates, did some nutritional counseling, edited for a magazine, was well read (plus *London educated*), and was witty, sweet, and nice. Basically, if I were in my mid-20s, I would have probably fallen in love with her. Unfortunately, in my 20s, she would have been completely out of my league, the so-called unattainable dream girl.

Since I'm past those youthful years, it was more of an interesting experience, but not one which I'd make a barometer as to what I need or desire in life. She was hot and yes, will end up with a millionaire as his *western Geisha* gal, as she's got that blend of attractiveness and culture. The thing here is that I'm a free man and not one, defined by some cultured eye candy.

You guys are pervs. However you are more entertaining than the CiC threads.

Enthusiastic heterosexuality is perverted?

Ceffer says

Enthusiastic heterosexuality is perverted?

Yes, because in the United States of America, men are not suppose to want to have sex with women.

Men are suppose to sit around, entertain women (as if life was some SNL skit), and then, if these women are entertained enough, they choose a guy to bang.

And then, these guys are suppose to marry these boring ppl (since it's the guy who's doing all the entertaining) and have 1.9 kids. Afterwards, as they grow old, they get depressed and start drinking.

But instead of acknowledging the above as the reality of the situation, ppl like Vincente would rather call men pervs for not wanting to date American women instead of admitting that they're brainwashed by both, Puritanical and Femi-Nazi ideologies.

But of course, gay lifestyles are quite normal. It's only heterosexual men, who need to be controlled.

Ceffer says

Enthusiastic heterosexuality is perverted?

And don't forget the rhetoric, deep down inside, many women want to study hard and become nuclear engineers but men have stopped them.

You see, that's the underlying minutia used, to blame-game men, to not pursue these escort girls because ultimately, those women were suppose to be nuclear engineers but men have stopped them.

I'm still yet to meet an escort, who wanted to study engineering. One was a pharmacy student and that was the only true *professional program* gal I'd met. Other students, however, have studied unmarketable areas like English, Journalism, music, etc.

One was a former accountant but she made her former accounting salary in much few hours as an escort... so much for the Puritan work ethic.

Rin says

One was a former accountant but she made her former accounting salary in much few hours as an escort... so much for the Puritan work ethic.

I met a woman lap dancer from Slovenia who wanted to become a doctor. She seemed quite knowledgeable about the admissions process and what prerequisites were required. And I am not saying she was an escort.

Rin says

Yes, because in the United States of America, men are not suppose to want to have sex with women.

Men are suppose to sit around, entertain women (as if life was some SNL skit), and then, if these women are entertained enough, they choose a guy to bang.

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

Blurtman says

Rin says

One was a former accountant but she made her former accounting salary in much few hours as an escort... so much for the Puritan work ethic.

I met a woman lap dancer from Slovenia who wanted to become a doctor. She seemed quite knowledgeable about the admissions process and what prerequisites were required. And I am not saying she was an escort

Yes, medical school is probably the only STEM area where women apply to because it's a high paying, prestigious field. And yes, she could probably find a Sugar Daddy who'll finance the entire 4 years if she looks for one.

Strategist says

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

I tend to avoid the whole drinking-to-hopping-in-the-sack thing because that's how the she says/he says false rape/molestation charges begin. Even the recent Bill Crosby news had a woman, who was high on drugs, giving head to Bill but then, saying it was forced on her. How convenient.

Rin says

Strategist says

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

I tend to avoid the whole drinking-to-hopping-in-the-sack thing because that's how the she says/he says false rape/molestation charges begin. Even the recent Bill Crosby news had a woman, who was high on drugs, giving head to Bill but then, saying it was forced on her. How convenient.

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

Strategist says

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

This is why I haven't banged within the USA for nearly 4 years.

The times when women give the best screws are 1. gross insecurity, abandonment fears and need for reassurance, often if they think someone may be leaving them 2. competition with another woman 3. retaliation against a man who has jilted them by revenge fucking 4. money, power, prestige, fame seeking or to achieve a long term social contract for a short term pleasure.

Any other scenario, most women just think men are saps who should be eternally grateful for any old half baked fuck. Female narcissism makes lot of them think that if they screwed you at all, even if it was like humping a pile of old gym socks, it had to be the best sex of your life and it should last you forever and that the man should die in perpetual gratitude.

Unfortunately, Rin is right, in the USA sex has become, thanks to our society and legal system, largely an avenue of extortion and persecution against men.

Ceffer says

The times when women give the best screws are 1. gross insecurity, abandonment fears and need for reassurance, often if they think someone may be leaving them 2. competition with another woman 3. retaliation against a man who has jilted them by revenge fucking 4. money, power, prestige, fame seeking or to achieve a long term social contract for a short term pleasure.

Yes, this 1 to 4 listing is spot on.

Ceffer says

most women just think men are saps who should be eternally grateful for any old half baked fuck

I think this harkens back to the expression that in marriage ... begging is considered to be foreplay.

Rin says

Strategist says

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

This is why I haven't banged within the USA for nearly 4 years.

I'm such a rookie :(

Strategist says

Rin says

Strategist says

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

This is why I haven't banged within the USA for nearly 4 years.

I'm such a rookie :(

The thread is getting better and better by the day. I think this is the MVP of the PatNet Forum.

I will permanently keep bumping it up so that newcomers and old timers can reference it.

Rin says

I'm such a rookie :(

The thread is getting better and better by the day. I think this is the MVP of the PatNet Forum.

I will permanently keep bumping it up so that newcomers and old timers can reference it.

It's never to late to learn about sex.

Since Ceffer seems to be the bibliotech of this forum and has made "Immense Hirsute Lesbians" a permanent sticky, can he do the same for "Rin's Hookers"

Vicente says

You guys are pervs

You say that like it's a bad thing???

zzyzzx says

Vicente says

You guys are pervs

You say that like it's a bad thing???

I take it as a compliment. :)

Yeah, modern female humans still want men to replicate the bowerbird, and perform bizarre and complicated courtship rituals.

For women, all roads lead to marriage.

Doesn't get any more bizarre and complicated than that

Perv is what prudes call those of us with a pulse

(Here we go into the rally)
(The crowd gathers..)

Rin's Hookers!
RIN'S Hookers!!
RIN'S HOOKERS!!!

(And the crowd goes wild!)

This thread needs more pics.

Rins hooks has a better ring to it