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Your jealousy is almost astonishing as your lack of experience.
Jealous of you cruising bars with your red bill guide of how to pick up women by in your back pocket praying to be the lucky hound doggy that gets picked out of the hound doggy pack. What other absurd fantasies do you have today?
I always made sure I was in a position that women came to me and I was damn nice to them, not in a position of servile sniffing up their legs. Honey attracts more bees than vinegar. Which is how I came to be married to an excellent (defined is great looking, high level career, 13 years younger) women. If this is the blue pill life then it's a hell of a lot of fun. I'll take it. Travel, ski, sailing/windsurfing/kitesurfing. Yea I'm consumed with jealousy of the idea of missing out on cruising 1A in south florida in a volvo looking for a granny hummer .
You are correct, I have an astonishing lack of experience with hookers and immediate family. Want to write one of your thesis length posts telling us all about it.
My car gets women. A nice, hard-top convertible with looks is a pussy magnet.
Maybe you have a good personality that appeals to your target market, but I have a really hard time seeing an older Volvo C70 convertible as a "pussy magnet" in South Florida.
Nowadays even in a country like India, that wouldn't qualify as a pussy magnet either
If you think that's what Miami and South Beach are like, then you obviously have never been to Florida chicken ass.
If you think that's what Miami and South Beach are like, then you obviously have never been to Florida chicken ass.
But you don't live in Miami or South Beach, you live in Boca Raton...... Duh...
www.youtube.com/embed/uOrOT2QKl30
Miami is a short drive away. You suck at geography.
In the words of the bard "The lady doth protest too much, methinks".
Sorry, but I beat you to it, loser.
Which why it has always been questioned exactly which gender Dan is actually interested in (and he doesn't like those other items I listed either).
I'm quite certain that you are a self-hating, closeted homosexual. You are so obsessed with everything gay and who is gay. Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
I can always use the laughs.
Insane and delusional losers always laugh for no good reason.
You are clearly obsessively jealous, and that could only be because you are not happy in your own life. I'm plenty happy, so I don't give a shit what you thinks. Neither does anybody else. Perhaps if you weren't such a petty and bitter person, people would like you.
2. If we're comparing bedpost notches, you lose by a landslide. Have you even had sex with a new woman in the past 20 years? Oh, snap. Fail.
I'm quite certain that you are a self-hating, closeted homosexual.
you are clearly projecting your fantasies and hopes onto the situation.
involving men who are young, dumb, and full of cum. So they try to impress people and fail at the driving skills. This is quite common among young male drivers desperate for pussy and glory.
Hypocrisy and cowardice all wrapped into one.
obsessive losers
I see no reason to waste my time and energy on such a loser.
Another clearly jealous loser
Your jealousy
you are jealous.
e a real loser
socially inept loser male
makes you a loser
Insane and delusional losers
obsessively jealous,
Perhaps if you weren't such a petty and bitter person, people would like you.
Yep I can see what a happy person you are. It shows through in every post you make. Well, actually it's pretty well hidden, but I'm sure it's there somewhere.
All this over the suggestion that an old volvo really isn't a pussy magnet. Thanks for showing us what reasoned discourse looks like dan.
In addition to dan not having a clue what irony means I'm detecting a serious case of small dick syndrome at work here. Why else would someone who claims sexual conquest is meaningless spend do much effort bragging about his sexual conquests.
I think it's fair to say that bedpost hasn't had a new notch since georgies shuttered up...
2. If we're comparing bedpost notches, you lose by a landslide.
Anyone who thinks that people in South Florida don't go to Miami for fun is an idiot. But what can you expect from a guy who insisted that solar powered wifi repeaters could not possibly work at night.
I bet they work really well at night.
Yes, because of something called a rechargeable battery, dumb ass.
And how petty and delusional does a person have to be to obsessively state that someone lives in an apartment -- which isn't a bad thing, anyway -- when it isn't true? To incessantly repeat such a petty lie is the sign of jealousy, bitterness, and a sad and lonely life. I can only conclude that CIC is stuck in a dismal, sexless, and depressing marriage with some fat, ugly pig that he hates. Of course, he would never admit so on PatNet, but if he were happy in his marriage, he would not be so petty and bitter.
No one happy in life is as vile as CIC is.
I think it's fair to say that bedpost hasn't had a new notch since georgies shuttered up...
Homophobia is so 20th century. Trying to insult a person by calling them gay says a lot more about the speaker than the subject.
What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work? I occasionally venture out at rush hour in the greater Seattle area and nobody is going to need that kind of acceleration. A cushy ride with a good sound system, tinted windows, and a Lexus automated man pleaser option (three sizes available, the lube option definitely recommended) is all that one might need.
Looks like I got piggy's goat. I can tell it's his because the ass is red.
And this whole entire thread has been ad hominem, so don't bother be a hypocrite.
What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work?
That was my original point before the trolls derailed yet another conversation. Honestly, I don't know why Patrick abides them. They add nothing to any conversation.
What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work?
Who said anything about commuting in that thing? Different tools for different jobs.
What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work? I occasionally venture out at rush hour in the greater Seattle area
Not everyone lives in the greater Seattle area. I've got plenty of room to play with acceleration. At least at speeds below 75. Higher than that would mean a move out west.
That was my original point before the trolls derailed yet another conversation. Honestly, I don't know why Patrick abides them. They add nothing to any conversation.
Trolls who post bullsshit like:
1. My car gets women.
That's adding to the conversation. Not.
I own a small fleet of vehicles. None of them are even a little bit pussy magnets. But i drive the Expedition when I'm picking up broads, so i can accommodate at least a handful of those drawn to the magnet between my legs. And I don't mind when they cream the seats in that ol beater
That's adding to the conversation. Not.
That's not trolling, dumb ass. Furthermore that was part of seven statements countering a lie told by a troll.
You really need to get over your jealousy. Trying to make me feel bad is not only impossible as I have no respect for you, but even if you could accomplish that, it would not make your life any less sad. The key to happiness is self-improvement, not tearing other people down. Until you accept that you will be forever alone and miserable.
How is thread about fastest production drag racing car turned into discussion of sad life of Dan? These don't fucking belong in same galaxy, let alone same thread.
Piggy spends a lot of time obsessing over me, my car, and where I live. I think he gay loves me. I mean, it's the only explanation. Here, I always thought he was just an asshole, but evidently he fantasizes about me every night. Should I be flattered or scared? Well, he's such a loser that flattery is out of the question. Plus, I have no desire to compete with goats for his affection.
How is thread about
Ask your butt-buddies the trolls. However, from your phrasing of the question, it seems you share their jealousy.
Well, since this is clearly a thunderdome thread now....
PAMPA, TX—Local man Peter Elliott, who calls nearly every person he argues with online a “precious snowflake,†is still getting severely offended at the slightest criticism of President Donald Trump, sources confirmed Monday.
Not, this isn't CIC. It's just another idiot like him. Unfortunately, in our country there are many petty, bitter men who never made anything out of their life. These losers attack any person they can because their own lives are so miserable. This particular man is evidently living in Texas, and CIC smells of New Jersey. So, no, it's just another one of the multitudes of losers out there.
The real problem is that wretches like CIC are not that uncommon.
CIC is a boy with no penis who obsesses over the penis sizes of other men. Yeah, nothing gay about that. CIC, come out of the closet and you'll be happier. And if you really want to know how big my penis is, just check your VCR for a tape labeled CIC Daughter Gangbang. I'm in there somewhere.
I'm not normally for abortion, but I'd make an exception for CIC's mother. I'd go back in time and pay for the damn thing myself.
CIC is like Gerard Butler, if Gerard Butler were a talentless, penniless, homeless dude covered in pissed and and talking incoherently about the government spying on his thoughts.
The good thing about CIC is that if an alien warship ever scanned the Earth and read his posts, the aliens would conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth to wipe out and would just move along.
CIC offers hope to all married couples that no matter how bad things get, at least their marriage isn't like his.
Why is that fat goat covered in flour? CIC was looking for the wet spot.
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As a car guy, this is pretty neat.
9.65 @ 140mph in the quarter mile for a production car with a warranty is borderline unfathomable.
www.youtube.com/embed/RiF54pLOoKw