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Why not put up a marquee asking for 'Hot chicks who suck dick for Jesus!' instead of excluding a list of people that everyone knows the Baptists hate?
I'm shocked by this level of honesty
Why not put up a marquee asking for 'Hot chicks who suck dick for Jesus!' instead of excluding a list of people that everyone knows the Baptists hate?
The sign now reads, “All are welcome, except sinners, tobacco chewers, tattooed people, democrats, homosexuals, smokers, drinkers, dancers, etc,” and, continuing on the other side, “hippies, hipsters, vegans, secular TV watchers, and Methodists,” sources confirmed.
I think about half the people replying in this thread completely missed the fact that it's a satirical article...
sad
This one is hysterically funny to me for some odd reason.
FortWayne saysLiberals make up grievances where none exist.
Go ahead and explain that. Come on.
Do you need me to chew your food for you and label your underwear too? It's the fake photo edits and constant assaults on religion.
FortWayne saysDo you need me to chew your food for you and label your underwear too? It's the fake photo edits and constant assaults on religion.
If you are going to make a statement that no one believes, then yes, you have to show a convincing argument with evidence to persuade people. All you do is bitch about liberals, but what you bitch about is always what has been done by you conservatives. You just don't like the word liberal, and you are triggered by specific words. The sad thing is that you still don't even know what an actual liberal is.
You get hung up on some overly specific word definitions, way too much.
Liberals... are the people who run around promoting identity politics, demanding hand outs to them because they are gay/specific race/specific gender/just because they want it/life isn't fair and they are special.
Chill out Three Word Guy - Never saw anywhere in the Bible that we couldn't poke fun at things that need to be poked.
No. Those are conservatives, just like you.
No Dan, those are liberals like you... an overgrown hippie.
The sign now reads, “All are welcome, except sinners, tobacco chewers, tattooed people, democrats, homosexuals, smokers, drinkers, dancers, etc,” and, continuing on the other side, “hippies, hipsters, vegans, secular TV watchers, and Methodists,” sources confirmed.
“We just wanted to make sure we were advertising what our church is all about accurately,” Pastor Pinkerton said. “Now, the community will know exactly which groups of people are allowed to come hear God’s gracious offer of redemption in the gospel, and which ones we’d rather not get our hands dirty offering God’s grace to.”
“I’m really hoping the clarification leads to a much more homogeneous group of people gathering to worship the Lord this Sunday,” he added.
http://babylonbee.com/news/churchs-welcome-sign-updated-long-list-exceptions/
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