patrick.net

Just now watched the lame ass video. Now I hear Harry's and Dollar Club have been at it too?

just_dregalicious says

Harry's and Dollar Club have been at it too?

Boycott list just expanded.

Saw the barbasol link scoops put up thanks!

Damn, it's getting that I can't buy anything anymore. Canceled citibank cards and paypal too. Leftists fuck everything up.

just_dregalicious says

TL;DR

So what the fuck? Is there nobody I can buy razors from now?

Costco. Store brand. Made in Nazi Germany.

Booger says

That's exactly how the people who want to cancel the ridiculous anchor baby policy feel.

DASKAA says

Costco. Store brand. Made in Nazi Germany.

A co-worker busted this out today at 5PM:

https://www.vivaloscabos.com/dos-artes-reserva-especial-extra-anejo/

From costco labeled 'kirkland'. Same damn colorful bottle which looks much sexier in person. We're in San Diego. Quite smooth with a smokey hint.

just_dregalicious says

Now I hear Harry's and Dollar Club have been at it too?

I saw the deleted tweet by Harry's, but where/what did you hear about DSC? I was hoping to switch to them...

btw - article on the maker of the gillette ad: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6596225/Meet-woke-women-Gillettes-controversial-toxic-masculinity-ad.html

Just as we suspected. The horrific Gillette ad was beamed in from the SJW LibbyFuck Immense Hirsute Lesbian Twat-0-shpere! Will these depredations of white manhood never end?

Now, to make up for it, Gillette, how about an ad with two amorous, bush munching, beauteous lesbians going at it, and the freshly shaved Gillette hunk plunging the sacred balm into each of them in turn, converting them to wimpering, cock begging heterosexuality!

Elfwick about Gillette commercial:

https://spectator.us/open-letter-gillette-godfrey-elfwick/

I bought a huge $50 multi pack at my local CVS the other day. Then as soon as I paid for it, I said I want to return them.
Then I bought Schick.

https://babylonbee.com/news/gillette-now-including-free-manly-side-bag-with-every-purchase

Patrick says

https://babylonbee.com/news/gillette-now-including-free-manly-side-bag-with-every-purchase

Needs complimentary tissue box and a pink hat with some feminist slogan on it like "shaving is a patriarchy construct".

Hircus says

I saw the deleted tweet by Harry's, but where/what did you hear about DSC? I was hoping to switch to them...

Further up this thread scoops mentions it. No negative shit from barbasol so far as I have heard. I also head in here last night:

www.youtube.com/embed/7iJgWrO9_oQ

I wonder if they expected this to cause mass division among their customer base? It seems they've been losing market share for a while now, and maybe they see the writing on the wall and realize that they can't stop this recent rise in aggressive competition in razors which is eroding both their market share and margins. If so, this could be an attempt at a hail mary. They figure if they do this, they will cause division into 2 groups - those who really really love them, and those who hate them. Some customers will be lost, but the fanboy group could become VERY loyal, and less likely to be lost to future attrition to the shave clubs, and also be willing to endure a price hike.

I don't know what their margins look like, but sometimes a small bump in price can easily double the margin. i.e., if they sell a razor for $1.00, but make it for $0.80, they profit $0.20. If they slightly raise the price to $1.20, they now profit $0.40 - double. Doubling your profit means you can cut revenue in half but still make the same money. This could be a ploy to increase loyalty to make their customers more willing to endure price hikes.

...Or it might just be a big mistake by letting their marketing team get a bit too lefty.

Hircus says

...Or it might just be a big mistake by letting their marketing team get a bit too lefty.

Good observations.

Here's an idea. We all know "Soyboy". I must have made the Soymilk industry scream...

Let's coin a new term for "Leftist Male Allies"...

Gillettes.

It's worse than any boycott could be.

d6rB says

Elfwick about Gillette commercial:

https://spectator.us/open-letter-gillette-godfrey-elfwick/

Awesome.

Booger says

They slayed my eyes allright.

Masculinity: Toxic
Massive Obesity: Beautiful

That's not a cartoon?

Meanwhile our health system is going broke from diabetes.

CBOEtrader says

That's not a cartoon?

Shit's real, my man.

"Trump is destroying our norms! Dieting is Patriarchal Capitalist control over our need to eat two boxes of Yodels every day!"

Honk Honk!

MisterLearnToCode says

Shit's real, my man.

Does she change the gillette razor after each leg?

Legit question, if her leg is 5 times as large, does it produce 5 times the leg hair or the same amount? Obesity wouldnt give her 5 times the follicles.

Ads done right.


www.youtube.com/embed/9hAhasDLkMg

Gillette totally didn't shoot themselves with the Toxic Masculinity BBQ ad.

Which is why they're now running ads with Male Firefighters.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/media/we-will-continue-to-represent-men-at-their-best-gillettes-backflip-after-toxic-masculinity-backlash/news-story/8ae70a5abc31280fc23711dcf7c30e5e