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We're still working on the end game but one potential scenario is that regardless of who wins Super Tuesday, both Strap-On Hilly and A.O.C will service my cock for the rest of time, while pleasuring each other.

That's democracy in action as Politicians, serve the needs of their people.

If my taxes are paying for this, I will stand up out of my chair, then sit down again.

I like my last correspondence with her ...

"I can't wait till we get to f*ck up A.O.C for good. Either she takes it as my VP b*tch or she's out and back to her Bronx dumpster. Let's stay in touch in the mean time. Love you baby.

Affectionately,

Your sweet, evil ambulance chaser ... Hilly"

That's like romantic but in a real kinky way.

Rin says

stereotomy says

At least record audio of them acting out, especially if they can ape the accents.

I'm having a tough time, just getting them to stop laughing during our conference calls. I mean some of the one-on-one duels involve Hilly's strap-on dildo conquering A.O.C rigid ass while A.O.C's sweet tongue weakens Hilly's clitoris. Seriously, it's hard for them not to break out laughing. And what's so funny is that they know about these two politicians and think that they're a bunch of inane Yankee bitches so it reminds me a lot of a reverse Monty Python where Brits are making fun of American society/politics like we did when we aped Python sketches as kids.

You should "season" one of their asses with a vibrator to stimulate the spongy tissue between the rectum and vag that is the analog of male erectile tissue, then see what happens.

Here's Hilly as a Law Student ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2840#comment-2059795

Ok folks, I did a Zoom call with my British Strap-On Hilly actress and it's amazing, she actually looks like another Dr Who actress ... Jenna Coleman.

Here's her pic on the NSFW thread ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2843#comment-2060507

Some more of Jenna Coleman ...



And the NSFW link ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2844#comment-2060509

Better watch out, Rin. You will wind up strapped down and vivisected by Illuminati witches at the Chateau des Amerois in the 'thousand points of light' chamber.

Ceffer says

Better watch out, Rin. You will wind up strapped down and vivisected by Illuminati witches at the Chateau des Amerois in the 'thousand points of light' chamber.

Hey, I may have found my perfect woman, a beautiful Brit with amazing tits and ass!

I'll tell my friends in London that if they don't hear from me within a period of time ... call the South Wales police.

I like cardigans ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2845#comment-2060653

And watching new law associates at the office ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2846#comment-2060654

They say that leopard skin outfits are confining. I don't necessarily concur ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2855#comment-2061342

I like girl-on-girl ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2879#comment-2063892

Action jackson ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2891#comment-2064736

All right, I've heard from my new Welsh pal & she's got a Strap-On ready for the A.O.C actress which she's aptly named ... Michelle Obama.

Yes, she's heard the conspiracy theories of Michelle being a Michael and being a Lesbian herself, knows that the real Michelle is basically a not-so-handsome 'bloke' but in a partially woman's shell.

So the idea here is that the dildo is spongy and collapsible so that only the tip goes into A.O.C's ass while the rest gets compressed so that it looks like A.O.C ass is getting ravaged by a huge Strap-On but it's only partially in so that it's a comfortable ride and the two ladies can talk dirty and make it look like a ravishing experience.

Rin says

All right, I've heard from my new Welsh pal & she's got a Strap-On ready for the A.O.C actress which she's aptly named ... Michelle Obama.

Yes, she's heard the conspiracy theories of Michelle being a Michael and being a Lesbian herself, knows that the real Michelle is basically a not-so-handsome 'bloke' but in a partially woman's shell.

So the idea here is that the dildo is spongy and collapsible so that only the tip goes into A.O.C's ass while the rest gets compressed so that it looks like A.O.C ass is getting ravaged by a huge Strap-On but it's only partially in so that it's a comfortable ride and the two ladies can talk dirty and make it look like a ravishing experience.

Living the dream . . .

stereotomy says

Living the dream . . .

Here's the biggest problem ... I'm actually beginning to like this gal. In other words, Rin is having the hots for someone, which hasn't happened for over a decade.

If this is the case ... can the Knights of Patrick.Net stop Rin ... the greatest anti-hero of the forum, from falling in love (or at least ... some extended form of lust)?

Rin says

In other words, Rin is having the hots for someone, which hasn't happened for over a decade.

Don't make the assumption that it's reciprocal. Don't need to know your age, but if 40 plus don't waste your time. 90% of those relationships flame out. I have 4 female SIL's and they've all had bad relationships at or near 40. Time has passed you by unless you're looking for kids. Sex is sex. I wouldn't commit to a woman anymore at almost 41.

Mind you I'd have fun. But unless it's for having kids just have fun with it. Stay non-committal. My one SIL has been burned badly multiple times by dudes that think they're in love or have the hots for her. Never fails to crash and burn.

Also women are crazy people... so there's that.

WookieMan says

Also women are crazy people... so there's that

I have a histrionic sister ... so I know about that.

WookieMan says

just have fun with it

That's a part of the point and then ... there's the Atlantic Ocean in the middle which keeps the distance.

And having the hots doesn't mean being stupid about it. One can actually like someone immensely and keep it cool. That teenage sort of 'hots' ended with Alanis Morissette's doppelganger.

But thanks for the Knights of PatNet support.

Rin says

That teenage sort of 'hots' ended with Alanis Morissette's doppelganger.

And we both know what happened to her!



With all you have going on I'm a bit surprised you still remember her.

just_passing_through says

With all you have going on I'm a bit surprised you still remember her.

It's my early 30s, you know, the years which one can never get back as Father time only moves in one direction (minus Ponce De Leon's fountain)

Rin says

stereotomy says

Living the dream . . .

Here's the biggest problem ... I'm actually beginning to like this gal. In other words, Rin is having the hots for someone, which hasn't happened for over a decade.

If this is the case ... can the Knights of Patrick.Net stop Rin ... the greatest anti-hero of the forum, from falling in love (or at least ... some extended form of lust)?

Red pill first aid for impending oneitis - fuck more bitches. Abundance mentality cures oneitis.

EDIT: You're telling me the strap on fits her and only her?

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2906#comment-2066347

Rin we have not heard about your hoeing adventures n $ . Is canada the best spot for hotti

KgK one says

Is canada the best spot for hotti

Considering that I was bored out of my mind at the casino in Calgary, here's my summary of Canada ...

The best women are the French-Canadian Quebecoise of Montreal. Those women have that blend of cuteness & sensuality, which is hard to find in the northeast. And if you know a few phrases in French, you'll have a lot of fun.

After that, there are the east Asians of Toronto.

I love it when she exercises ...

https://patrick.net/post/1293879/2016-07-30-sexy-picture-thread?start=2920#comment-2068792