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No Bubble, My Bad :-(


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2006 Feb 15, 10:02am   19,280 views  89 comments

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Bay Area Bubble Bloggers Admit Defeat, Throw in the Towel
Copyright © 2006 UnReality Times®. All Rights Reserved.
by Leslie Appleton-Young and David Lereah

The housing bubble blogosphere today was reeling from a shocking announcement made by an obscure but popular Bay Area Housing bubble blog, Patrick.net. The blog's overall tone is as bearish as any on the web ("SF Bay Area Housing Crash Continues" staunchly declares the site's link page).

Evidently, the site's main contributors have completely reversed course and now claim there is no housing bubble. "After so many months of denying the obvious, we had no choice but to call it quits and Face Reality," says Peter P, one of the blog's earliest threadmasters. "Agreed," says HARM, "it's painfully clear that we were dead wrong and housing is going to keep appreciating 15% a year forever, just like Gary Watts says it will."

The mood was mostly somber and contrite among the Patrick.net blogger gathering at the Marin Brewing Company in Larkspur, CA --a marked change from previous gatherings. "No matter how many risk-reward calculations I did, or how many times I crunched the numbers, I just plain old underestimated the power of 'it never goes down' and 'MIRAGE'," declared Randy H, one of the group's most talented market analysts. "Totally," agreed SQT, "Plus we completely ignored 'they're not making any more of it' and the lure of all those tax deductions."

Bloggers attitudes ranged from glum to confrontational. When asked to comment, Praetorian merely shrugged and began quoting G.K. Chesterton. By contrast, Surfer-X loudly encouraged the staff of UnReality Times to have sexual relations with farm animals. He then dipped his shoulder and spun Mr. Lereah around before storming out the door. "Don't take it personally", says Kurt S, "It's just 'X' blowing off a little steam. We're all a little disappointed, that's all."

Patrick Killelea, the site's founder, was not present and could only be reached by email. When asked to comment he wrote back, "Thanks, I'll post this to the links page!"

Of course, not everyone was upset. A few of the Patrick regulars, described as being moderately bullish, welcomed the news. "I think it's great," declared Jack. "Now I can start posting again about those Marin Positive Intangibles!" "It's wonderful news," agreed Mr. Right, "but it's too bad Marina Prime isn't here to share our glorious victory. This is really his payback for being banned and all. Oh, well, more free beer for us..."

"I guess there's nothing left to do except go out and get the biggest, nastiest neg-am loan on the planet and buy a stucco $hitbox before we're all priced out forever," mused HARM with obvious regret. "Imagine how much better off I'd be if I had bought when the price-rent multiple was only 35!".

#housing

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27   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 3:22am  

But I’m glad there’s no bubble…now there are plenty of properties that I can over-bid on. Would it be strange to offer 5% above list price if I’m the only bidder?

5%? I am going to overbid 25% just to be safe. What if there are phantom bidders? More inventory means more buyers! A price dip means a future frenzy. Expensive homes are bargains!

28   marinite   2006 Feb 16, 3:25am  

I'm sorry I missed it. I am always late to the party. So there is no housing bubble after all? Sigh. So that three quarters of a million dollar shack in the boondocks of Marin is fairly valued afterall. How could I have been so wrong? Well, nothing left to do but shut down the blog.

Marinite
Marin Real Estate Bubble

29   San Francisco RENTER   2006 Feb 16, 3:27am  

I just saw this link posted yesterday that summarizes the monthly premiums you have to pay to buy vs. rent in some of the bubble cities:

http://www.expertclick.com/NewsReleaseWire/default.cfm?Action=ReleaseDetail&ID=11732

For example, in San Franciso you've got to pay a premium of $1308 per month for the priviledge of being a homedebtor! More and more people are going to start realizing that the desperate avoidance of "being priced out of the RE market forever" is actually not worth the cost, and that is why they won't have to worry about "being priced out forever" in the long run!

30   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 3:28am  

Well, nothing left to do but shut down the blog.

No, you will have to turn it into a housing bull blog, just to show how wrong you have been. :)

31   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 3:29am  

More and more people are going to start realizing that the desperate avoidance of “being priced out of the RE market forever” is actually not worth the cost, and that is why they won’t have to worry about “being priced out forever” in the long run!

Huh? We need to let them know that if they continue to think like a bear they will indeed be priced out.

32   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 3:33am  

@nomadtoons2,

Nightmare??? What you've described is tthe AMERICAN DREAM, buddy! Get out there and buy your $600K camper-condo right now, and you'll never have to dream about it again --I guarantee it!

33   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 3:35am  

@Marinite,

You could always call rename it "Marin Real Estate Un-Bubble".

34   marinite   2006 Feb 16, 3:45am  

If you don't mind, I have to feature this on the blog.

Marinite
Marin Real Estate Bubble blog soon to become the Marin Real Estate Allways Goes Up at 20% Appreciation Forever blog

35   inquiring mind   2006 Feb 16, 3:48am  

Just curious: How many of you have friends that are Realtors that you avoid like the plague now? I have a Realtor friend that I'm avoiding having lunch with. Why? 1. I haven't bought yet and she knows it. and 2. Her business is really drying up. In all fairness she has been a good friend over the years despite her profession and the topic will inevitably come up. I certainly won't bring it up but she definitely will. Any experience, ideas or advice on keeping the discussion civil? How are you getting along with your Reator friends?

36   San Francisco RENTER   2006 Feb 16, 3:50am  

"Marin Real Estate Bubble blog soon to become the Marin Real Estate Allways Goes Up at 20% Appreciation Forever blog " --Marinite

20%?! You need to Face Reality son. 20% is chump appreciation, Real Estate actually goes up at 105% forever. You know it's true. It's okay to admit that you were wrong if you just buy in now, otherwise you will be a poor landless peasant forever paying tithes to your Lord, er landlord.

37   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 3:51am  

@athena,

Why would all those "CHUMPS" (Cunning Hard-eyed Ultra-savvy Market ProfessionalS) WANT to sue their lenders?? Your lender is your FRIEND. He brings you great wealth and prosperity through the magic of debt leveraging! Why would anyone want to take them to court?

The Realtorâ„¢ is my Shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures
He leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul
He leadeth me in the paths of appreciation for Amerika's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the shadow of Bitter Renters,
I will fear no Bubble: For thou art with me;
Thy Lexus and thy staff, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine bidders;
Thou annointest my head with liquidity; My cup runneth over.

Surely bounty and wealth shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Everlasting Appreciation forever.

38   marinite   2006 Feb 16, 3:54am  

I am chump.

39   inquiring mind   2006 Feb 16, 3:55am  

PS Continuatiion of my question above regarding my Realtor friend:

The last lunch we had last summer together ended with her saying rather bluntly: "it's NEVER going to get any better, tannenbaum". With that the topic of conversation abruptly changed.

40   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 4:00am  

Her business is really drying up. In all fairness she has been a good friend over the years despite her profession and the topic will inevitably come up. I certainly won’t bring it up but she definitely will. Any experience, ideas or advice on keeping the discussion civil? How are you getting along with your Reator friends?

tannenbaum,

I recommend you call your Realtorâ„¢ friend asap, apologize and make up. A silly little thing like being right about the housing bubble is NOT worth losing a free lunch over, trust me.

41   San Francisco RENTER   2006 Feb 16, 4:10am  

"Any experience, ideas or advice on keeping the discussion civil? How are you getting along with your Reator friends?" --Tannenbaum

I recommend that you try a Surfer-X style approach with your Realtor friend:

"Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuckin' Realtors! Fuck 'em all"

Hope that helps!

42   San Francisco RENTER   2006 Feb 16, 4:18am  

"My fuckin’ $hitbox is gonna explode with equity, huh Bubba realt-whore?
HUH?"

I gots Equity drippin' out the wazoo so's I kin buy mad bling-bling like I'm on MTV cribs yo!

43   lunarpark   2006 Feb 16, 4:23am  

DQ News is out with the lastest on Norcal. Bad news for bulls.

Check out dqnews.com.

44   San Francisco RENTER   2006 Feb 16, 4:25am  

I'm going to go pull some equity out of my million dollah chicken coop so I can go buy some new rims for my H2. I'm OUT. Later jealous bitter renter losers! Get some skills so you can get a real job and buy a house ya fuckin' trash!

45   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 4:25am  

@DinOR,

Got'cher Amerika.

@newsfreak,

"Bubble Gump" :lol:

46   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 4:26am  

Lunarpark, don't worry, be happy. From dqnews:

A decline from December to January is normal for the season.

Indicators of market distress are still largely absent.

Soon, triple digit appreciation will return!

47   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 4:27am  

I’m going to go pull some equity out of my million dollah chicken coop so I can go buy some new rims for my H2.

Must get those shinning, spinning rims!

48   lunarpark   2006 Feb 16, 4:29am  

"Indicators of market distress are still largely absent."

You forgot the part about down payment sizes being stable.

49   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 4:32am  

You forgot the part about down payment sizes being stable.

What are "down payments"? We don't have those in Kalifornia.

50   lunarpark   2006 Feb 16, 4:35am  

"What are “down payments”?"

I don't know. I will ask my grandpa. He might be familiar with the term.

51   DinOR   2006 Feb 16, 4:39am  

athena,

Had this good friend. Worked in a bank. Sold retired guy THE MOST secure investment after a money market. AAA rated, well run bond fund for God's sake. The prinicpal eroded about 1% (1% of a million is 10K). Old guy goes berserk, threatens legal action if he doesn't get his 1% back. Bank manager buckles and writes old guy a check. Wrong! This is called "riskless" investing. Example; guy calls up and says buy me xyz shares. O.K, xyz goes up 5 points and the guy says just sell me out and send me the profit. Well, O.K but you have to pay for the principal first! The guy was never AT RISK! I have NO compassion for the slick bastards. How is I/O w/zero down any different? They never had any "skin" in the game! Peace out yo.

52   inquiring mind   2006 Feb 16, 4:42am  

Here's a direct link to today's released Bay Area report from DataQuick:

http://www.dqnews.com/RRBay0206.shtm

53   DinOR   2006 Feb 16, 4:43am  

SF Woman,

Can I be the manager? I've always wanted to say that I was a REIT manager. Like George Costanza telling people he's Art Van Delay, an architect. A B/A REIT w/positive cash flow? This I gotta see. While we're in Fantasyland, can we start it in 1989?

54   DinOR   2006 Feb 16, 5:17am  

SF Woman,

Normally to retain exemption from "double taxation of dividends" we'd have to pass 90% of the profit thru to the shareholders but since we've utterly trampled traditional financial architecture anyway? Besides, what profit? New Volvos and vacation homes are expensive! That is part of my comp. package right?

And there you have it. At the core of many of the issues we face here in Ameruka center around many of us wanting "our dessert first"! Dues? Too painful! Short cuts, that's what I want!

55   SJ_jim   2006 Feb 16, 5:30am  

From the DQNews report:

"The annual price increase was the lowest since prices rose 13.1 percent to $474,000 in March 2004. It's probable that appreciation will dip into the single digits during the next month or two."

Hmmm...which statement doesn't belong???
Why don't they that 13.1% is the absolute lowest YOY appreciation that can be expected in the BA? I fully expect a bounce-back to +25% YOY in the coming months. What is wrong with all of these nay-sayers lately? Don't they know...(?)

56   SJ_jim   2006 Feb 16, 5:36am  

Also from the DQ report:

"Adjusted for inflation, mortgage payments are 13 percent higher than they were at the peak of the prior cycle sixteen years ago. "

What is this "cycle" thing they're talking about? Real estate, especially in the land of golden asphault, only goes up. Don't they know...(?)

57   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 5:45am  

I, for one, have become the office pariah because of my views on the bubble market...
Oh well, I’ll send them a “get well” card after I see their properties on the foreclosure list.

George,

You could always save/invest like crazy, then offer to take those condos off your co-workers hands in a few years --at a very steep discount of course. THEN we'll see who the "pariah" is (_rubs hands with schadenfreude glee_). :mrgreen:

58   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 5:47am  

You could always save/invest like crazy, then offer to take those condos off your co-workers hands in a few years –at a very steep discount of course.

Huh? Are you suggesting that it is possible to buy in the future at a discount? What kind of concept is that?

59   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 5:54am  

Sorry, Peter. I guess I had a temporary lapse of sanity --I'm feeling much better now.

George, what the f@#$ is wrong with you?! You call yourself a Realtor? It's never been a better time to buy and 'Indicators of market distress are still largely absent.'

60   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 6:09am  

@Pop!,

Makes perfect sense to me. I'm a firm believer in driving with my rear-view mirror. Sharply rising equity will bail us all out. This irresponsible fear-mongering from bears is akin to yelling "fire" in a crowded theater. Or crowded McMansion, whatever...

61   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 6:12am  

"Newly abundant liquidity can readily disappear"

- Alan “Bubbles” Greenspan

62   Tomrisk   2006 Feb 16, 6:31am  

I don't know who is right, is there any bubble or not, but what I seen was, for the last several years, the real estate create lots of unstable and unfairness on US society, that drive ppl become greedy and let those end-users suffer.

I spend years in college, carrying 2 degrees and still worring about my job, or will recieve a pink slip one day, but those flippers, so-called investor, making $100,000 in weeks. Real estate actually create nothing, but bunch of greedy middle men, transfer the burden to the real end-users.

What I want to say is Thanks for patrick.net, that I visit everyday, and learned a lots the current news of Real Estate, which the realtor wont tell me. I feel sorry for those who server our committee well like Policeman, Nurses, Fireman, Teachers, their salary cannot let them afford a house, and have a stable life.

If I remember it correctly, Leslie Appleton-Young is the VP of CAR - California Association of Realtors, I think she just doing her job, cause thousands of people still working on Real Estate, or related business, they need to feed their families too.

Actually, I like to see the price go down or just calm down, at least let the society have a chance to breath, and recover. It just went too far.

63   Peter P   2006 Feb 16, 6:57am  

Just one note: we should probably remove the reference to Realty Times.

64   San Francisco RENTER   2006 Feb 16, 7:10am  

"That’s because in most of the country, anyone who has owned a home for even a year or two is likely sitting on enough equity to sell or refinance if the loan payments become unaffordable.”

Okay, so maybe a lot of them are sitting on enough equity to sell without going upside-down, but selling of course creates downward pressure on prices, especially desperation selling.

And sure, many of them may have enough equity to refinance, but what do they refinance into that is going to be MORE affordable? Last time I checked mortgage rates are a lot higher than "even a year or two ago."

65   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 7:11am  

Just one note: we should probably remove the reference to Realty Times.

Changed it to "UnReality Times".

66   HARM   2006 Feb 16, 7:23am  

anyone who has owned a home for even a year or two is likely sitting on enough equity to sell or refinance if the loan payments become unaffordable.”

This is patently false. Depending on what region of the country we're talking about, anyone who bought in the last year or two (late to the party) is sitting on slim-to-none price gains. Within a matter of months, the rest of that vapor-equity --along with the easy credit that created it-- will evaporate. The days of the serial refi'er are rapidly drawing to a close.

Anyone who wishes to refinance out of an I/O or NAAVLP into a FR amortizing loan had better do so quickly, or they will be caught upside-down in an environment of tightening credit and falling prices --a negative feedback loop.

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