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By zzyzzx following x   2011 Dec 9, 1:03am 253,092 views   1,067 comments   watch   quote     share  


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1001 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Aug 29, 4:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        



Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight. Nice to know what the typical American is searching for.
1006 BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 2, 7:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Wrong. You do not lose weight.
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.
It is merely nourishment when it enters you as food, passing through you, and not to be counted as part of your body weight.

Dan8267 says


Well, technically, yes, you do lose some weight.
1008 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 5, 9:31pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

BlueSardine says
Wrong. You do not lose weight.


You clearly don't know how scales work.

BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.


Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.

By the way, you're real heavy.
1009 BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 6, 5:52am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        

hair is attached to, grows from and is a part of your body, thus it's weight should be counted.
shit is remnants of what you ate, and is exhausted from your body, thus it's weight should not be counted.
Your stupidity should also be counted as it is a viable, living appendage to your brain. It's existence is validated every time you post...

Dan8267 says
BlueSardine says
Shit is not a part of your body. It is not connected to any life supportive tissues or bloodflow.


Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
1010 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 6, 7:51am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        

Oh Blue Sardine, you just got triggered off a casual joke posted to a joke thread. How pathetic is that? You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts as weight and still made a fool of yourself for not distinguishing between body weight and actual weight, the latter being the context of the joke. You are the most pathetic loser on PatNet. You'd be funny if you weren't so sad.
1011 BlueSardine   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 6, 9:46am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

I agree, you are...

Dan8267 says
You are actually spending your time arguing whether or not shit counts


Dan8267 says
Neither does hair, but it still has weight just like shit.
1012 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 6, 11:04am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        

BlueSardine says
I agree, you are...

Are you seriously like five years old?
1025 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Sep 29, 11:18am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

KimJongUn says


I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?
1026 zzyzzx   ignore (2)   2017 Oct 2, 7:55am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

I'm still not completely sure what this is, and don't want to search for that term at work:
1027 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 2, 8:27am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

A fleshjack is what the guy in the previous picture uses.
1028 Strategist   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 2, 8:29am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

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1029 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 2, 11:28am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Strategist says
A Guide to Fleshjack | The Big Gay Review


Useless if it can't be fisted up to the elbow with Crisco.
1030 Eric Holder   ignore (0)   2017 Oct 2, 11:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Dan8267 says
KimJongUn says


I will bet any money that this guy does not get laid. 100 to 1 odds. Any takers? Any?


He's holding out for his one true love...
1031 Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 2, 2:01pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)     quote        

Eric Holder says
He's holding out for his one true love...


Hey, if you want to go around looking like a Wellesley IHL bumper sticker, maybe Rosie will honk at you!
1032 Dan8267   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 2, 2:55pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)     quote        

Eric Holder says
He's holding out for his one true love...


She's already married, but I have it on good word her husband would love some smuck to take her off his hands.

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