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Romney featuring Pelosi in an ad?

Christ, what could she know that is worse than what is already known about Newt.

Let's see...

It is not:
1. Repeatedly unfaithful to multiple wives

2. Trying to convince an unwilling wife to enter into the "alternative lifestyle" of the poly-amorous swinger

3. Fined for ethics violations

4. Fled in fear from the his own party who were ready to boil and eat him (Newt did call them "cannibals") if he did not quit as the Speaker

5. Taken huge amounts of money from special interets

6. Hmmm... I can't think of anymore now, but I feel like I am forgetting something...

What the hell could be any more damning that would convince Republicans not to vote fore him.

If she had pictures/video of him actively participating in pedophile snuff films that may convince them. What would probably be more of a lock to prevent him from activating the GOP vote is if she were able to reveal that Newt is a closet mormon.

leoj707 says

Christ, what could she know that is worse than what is already known about Newt.

Let's see...

You forgot, "Serial race baiter"

CL says

leoj707 says

Christ, what could she know that is worse than what is already known about Newt.

Let's see...

You forgot, "Serial race baiter"

Damn... you are right.

I also just remembered: left cancer stricken wife in order to "trade up" to a young and pretty model.

leoj707 says

If she had pictures/video of him actively participating in pedophile snuff films that may convince them.

No it would just increase GOP arousal, a vision I just wish I didn't have in my head right now!

Newt has been entertaining on TV in the debates. His time is almost up however.
Tonight he repeated his stance on rewarding illegal aliens here.
1. Green cards, not citizenship. Still absurd because the only distinction between a green card and citizenship is a. legal gun ownership b. legal voting.
They would of course continue to do a and b which they do already today.
2. Moon base alpha! Newt thinks back to Kennedy and proposes a base on the moon. Talk about an economic stimulus. Talk about a nutty professor.
It's all over but the crying as they say.

The question I have is where is the real Nancy Pelosi buried? I keep seeing a female Skeletor on TV talking like her.

HousingWatcher says

Nancy Pelosi: Newt Gingrich presidency 'will never happen ... there's something that I know'

What did he do, touch her down there?

Cloud says

It is ironic your icon is a jet

It's actually a Predator Drone.

The GOP says

HousingWatcher says

Nancy Pelosi: Newt Gingrich presidency 'will never happen ... there's something that I know'

What did he do, touch her down there?

William E Baughb

That can't be it. I think the GOP has made it clear that they don't care how many women Newt fondles. It would probably just up his numbers if there was evidence that he groped Pelosi.

leoj707 says

The GOP says

HousingWatcher says

Nancy Pelosi: Newt Gingrich presidency 'will never happen ... there's something that I know'

What did he do, touch her down there?

William E Baughb

That can't be it. I think the GOP has made it clear that they don't care how many women Newt fondles. It would probably just up his numbers if there was evidence that he groped Pelosi.

Gotta love the Christian wing of American politics. Used to be they cared enough about the morality questions that they actually used it to vet candidates from EITHER party. Now, when one of "theirs" has serious character issues, they cheer the criminal and denounce the vetter!

Newt says his moral failings make him gooder, and that's good enough for me!

shrekgrinch says

Yeah..very fitting. You fly around with set programming and fire according that programming...hitting things other than the intended targets because your pattern-matching software is crappy.

That's not at all like how Predators work.