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Realtors whose photos suggest they offer something extra come closing time


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2012 Sep 27, 9:14am   33,619 views  90 comments

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Slumped against the wall, breasts thrust forward, she awaits your commission.

http://www.dehartrealestate.com/

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1   Biff Baxter   2012 Sep 27, 9:59am  

Suddenly I am in a buying mood.

Biff

2   Raw   2012 Sep 27, 10:05am  

That's a great idea. Hire her to be your agent and she will sleep with the seller to get your offer accepted. After you close escrow you get to sleep with her and celebrate in your new home.
A true win win situation.
Even Darrell will rush to buy a home.

3   pazuzu   2012 Sep 27, 10:15am  

Come hither, she awaits in the cornfield with her listings.

(Hey I didn't say the "offer" was going to be convincing)

http://www.realtor.com/realestateagents/Kim-Taylor_Hot-Springs-Village_AR_563970_126511805

4   New Renter   2012 Sep 27, 11:11am  

Makes you wonder what Su Wan could get them to do.

5   ELC   2012 Sep 27, 11:28pm  

Biff Baxter says

Suddenly I am in a buying mood.

Biff

I train offices in Miami and some of them look more like a modeling agency. Especially the latinas.

6   zzyzzx   2012 Sep 28, 12:24am  

She wasted money going to college just to be a realtor?

7   mom with 2   2012 Sep 28, 1:01am  

I am a regular reader of this forum and I have a teenage daughter who I'm very protective of because the world is full of guys who see young women as sexual objects.

While I agree that the photo of the realtor was a lapse in judgement (it's unprofessional), the comments about her being a hooker and latinas seeming to look more like models come off as sexist and borderline racist.

This woman is someone's daughter. Would you want your daughter or sister discussed this way? Why stoop to personal attacks?

8   37108605   2012 Sep 28, 1:17am  

New Renter says

Makes you wonder what Su Wan could get them to do.

I was just thinking of good 'ole Su Wan!

9   Raw   2012 Sep 28, 1:21am  

mom with 2 says

I am a regular reader of this forum and I have a teenage daughter who I'm very protective of because the world is full of guys who see young women as sexual objects.

While I agree that the photo of the realtor was a lapse in judgement (it's unprofessional), the comments about her being a hooker and latinas seeming to look more like models come off as sexist and borderline racist.

This woman is someone's daughter. Would you want your daughter or sister discussed this way? Why stoop to personal attacks?

You do have a point, however this is how boys were genetically engineered. You cannot stop the hormones and you cannot stop mother nature.

10   Raw   2012 Sep 28, 1:23am  

zzyzzx says

She wasted money going to college just to be a realtor?

If the homeowner isn't insulted by your offer...you didn't bid low enough!!!

You don't need college to be a realtor. You don't even need high school.

11   Stepheng.bishop   2012 Sep 28, 1:30am  

Hey, you play your ace, whatever it is.

12   Raw   2012 Sep 28, 1:33am  

Stepheng.bishop says

Hey, you play your ace, whatever it is.

The "Queen of Hearts" beats the ace in this case.

15   investor90   2012 Sep 28, 2:07am  

Real-A Tor Piggy at your service...

16   ELC   2012 Sep 28, 4:07am  

mom with 2 says

This woman is someone's daughter.

It's just that test tube babies are so hard to find.

17   ELC   2012 Sep 28, 4:14am  

investor90 says

http://celebpromoter.com/panties-and-real-estate-she-really-wants-to-sell-this-house/ In Australia already....excellent clip.

America's far too hung up and men are far too whipped for that to ever air here.

18   Ceffer   2012 Sep 28, 4:21am  

Time for a commission emission.

19   zzyzzx   2012 Sep 28, 4:30am  

investor90 says

http://celebpromoter.com/panties-and-real-estate-she-really-wants-to-sell-this-house/ In Australia already....excellent clip.

Dose she come with the house?

20   ELC   2012 Sep 28, 4:54am  

mom with 2 says

While I agree that the photo of the realtor was a lapse in judgement

It's very foolish because the woman is usually the decision maker in a real estate transaction. A house is a place where unsuspecting men are imprisoned.

21   Dan8267   2012 Sep 28, 5:23am  

mom with 2 says

the comments about her being a hooker and latinas seeming to look more like models come off as sexist and borderline racist.

That's a Straw Man argument. No one on this thread has even suggested that she is a hooker or that she actually has sex to close deals. They stated that she uses physical attraction to help sales, and that's so very obviously true you'd have to be an idiot to deny it.

Furthermore, it's not racist to say that Latinos are attractive. Racism is derogatory, not complimentary.

Finally, women are sex objects. So are men. We're sexually reproducing animals and sex is the single most important thing in human life, for without it, there would be no human life. The statement that sexual attractiveness is derogatory is utterly ridiculous. (Although personally, I don't see what's so hot about this realtor.)

As for your teenage daughter, if she's like most teenage Americans, she's probably already having sex. Just because she's an "innocent" virgin in your head, doesn't mean she is in real life. Think about all the things you did when you were a teenager that your parents didn't know about. Multiply that by 10.

In the 19th century, a sixteen year-old was considered an adult. The early 20th century moved that age to 18. The mid-20th century moved the age to 21. By the 1970s, you weren't considered an adult until graduating from college at 22. By the 1990s, Gen X considered adulthood to be a few years after college at 25. The Millennials are pushing the age to 30.

However, the fact is that no matter how much as a society we try to prolong childhood, biology does not get delayed. We grow old at the same rate we did 1,000 years ago even if we pretend to be children until our 26th birthday. Short of forcing genetic modification of all human beings, there is no way to delay sexual maturity in our species to conform to the time-frame imposed by our culture. It's best to just deal with the reality.

You're afraid that your daughter will be too highly valued as a potential mate by young men? What you really should be afraid of is her not being wise enough to take advantage of this and lock in a good mate while her reproductive value is high. At age 30, she will have the exact opposite problem, too few men will be interested in her.

And that graph doesn't even take into account that women tend to mate with and marry older men. The fact is, the mating market is heavily in favor of women in the teens and young adulthood, but heavily in favor of men by age 30. Even some women are starting to get the idea.

By the way, giving out this information, goes against my own selfish interests. I'm one of the happy 30-somthing single men who's just on the other side of the power flip. So I'm actually acting against my own self-interest by letting you know these truths. It's so much in my self-interest that your daughter doesn't gain the wisdom to appreciate the power she has now, so that she'll be single at age 22 and ripe for men like me. So the fact that I'm telling you the truth despite my own interest in preserving the status quo should make you keen to listen, but if your like most human beings, you won't be that smart.

Here's another scary graph.

And if that's not enough to convince you that women need to take advantage of their ability to attract long-term mates while they are young, consider this graph and the accompanying article.

The ratio of single mothers to married mothers is rising steadily, and it's not pregnant teens that are responsible for this. It's middle aged women who realize they can no longer attract a husband but still want to reproduce.

And before you get on a bullshit pulpit that single mothers can raise children, no one is arguing against that. But have you ever tried to move furniture to a new apartment by yourself? It's nearly impossible. But when you have just one partner, it's merely hard. Same goes for raising children. Having double the income, an extra chauffeur, the ability to take shifts, etc. makes a lot of difference.

So abandon this bullshit idea that lust in young men is somehow a bad thing. Without lust, there is no pair-bonding, no monogamy, no commitment to a woman and any children a man produces with her. I'm not saying lust lasts forever, but it is necessary for the long-term pair-bonding in our species.

Furthermore, love and lust are for the young, not the middle aged and old. Sex with plain Jane when your 18 is mind blowing. Sex with a supermodel when your 30-something is okay, but mainly an ego thing. Those high testosterone levels in young men serves a purpose. Without them, men are less willing to sacrifice and commit to women.

As a side note, I hypothesis that the main problems that men and women have today in the dating and marriage arenas have to do with the wide separation of years between biological maturity and cultural adulthood. And there really are only two solutions to this problem, either bring back cultural adulthood in line with biological maturity as it was in the past or slow down biological maturity to compensate for cultural adulthood.

22   freak80   2012 Sep 28, 5:33am  

Uh oh...this thread can't be headed anywhere good... :o

23   Dan8267   2012 Sep 28, 5:35am  

freak80 says

Uh oh...this thread can't be headed anywhere good... :o

Hey, I don't shrink from controversy. I call it as I see it. And if the truth is uncomfortable, that's just more reason to get it out in the open.

24   ELC   2012 Sep 28, 5:47am  

Dan8267 says

it's not racist to say that Latinos are attractive.

America was founded by the Puritans and that influence can still be seen today. I just watched an old Lucy Show where they weren't allowed to use the word pregnant. But ironically American women are considered among the easiest in the world. Even back then. That's why my uncle and my grandfather came to America from Spain. Latin women may be flirtatious and look easy but they're very family oriented and very Catholic.

Parents often project their own fears, hangups and weaknesses on to their children when in reality their children thankfully may have better moral fiber than they do growing up in a slightly less hypocritical and ignorant society. Me thinks the American "lady" doth protesteth too much. :)

25   ELC   2012 Sep 28, 5:50am  

Dan8267 says

Sex with plain Jane when your 18 is mind blowing.

When I was young I thought older women were hotter. Now it's moving in the other direction. And why are blonds better? Explain that?

26   zzyzzx   2012 Sep 28, 6:08am  

ELC says

American women are considered among the easiest in the world.

That's the opposite of what I have heard.

27   leo707   2012 Sep 28, 6:09am  

Dan8267 says

Furthermore, love and lust are for the young, not the middle aged and old.

Ummm...Dan...

I think you forgot that you posted this:

Dan8267 says

Down here in Florida, it's called the The Dirty Bird Special

28   Raw   2012 Sep 28, 6:14am  

Boys will be boys!

30   New Renter   2012 Sep 28, 6:43am  

mom with 2 says

I am a regular reader of this forum and I have a teenage daughter who I'm very protective of because the world is full of guys who see young women as sexual objects.

I have the perfect solution for you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burqa

mom with 2 says

This woman is someone's daughter. Would you want your daughter or sister discussed this way?

Sure if that's what it takes to get them married off to a super rich bazzilionare.

31   New Renter   2012 Sep 28, 7:01am  

I'm flattered, Thank you freak80

32   Raw   2012 Sep 28, 7:36am  

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.

A 13 year old should be in 8th grade.

33   37108605   2012 Sep 28, 7:38am  

ELC says

investor90 says

http://celebpromoter.com/panties-and-real-estate-she-really-wants-to-sell-this-house/ In Australia already....excellent clip.

America's far too hung up and men are far too whipped for that to ever air here.

AMEN BROTHER

34   37108605   2012 Sep 28, 7:39am  

Raw says

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.

A 13 year old should be in 8th grade.

I don't think so. One enters kintergarden at age six. Do the math. 12/13 is 6th.

35   Raw   2012 Sep 28, 7:45am  

Reader says

Raw says

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.

A 13 year old should be in 8th grade.

I don't think so. One enters kintergarden at age six. Do the math. 12/13 is 6th.

Reader

Kindergarden is at age 5. Add 8 and that girl should be in grade 8.
My son is grade 12 and he just turned 16. (He skipped 1)
This lady is full of it. She ain't my mom so I suggest she looks after her own kids and make sure they do their homework so they don't get held back.

36   freak80   2012 Sep 28, 7:48am  

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.
I think this says a lot more about you than it does about me.

Are you surprised? This is a San Francisco Bay area forum.

You're not going to find much empathy here.

37   ELC   2012 Sep 28, 7:49am  

mom with 2 says

My daughter is 13-years-old and in 6th grade. Are you implying that I am a prude for not wanting my elementary school-age child to be sexually active? Wow.

Then I hope you don't live in Mississippi, South Carolina, Idaho or Hawaii. When she turns 14 it's out of your hands (depening on "closeness of age"). See how long you have left in your given area. http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

Hawaii 14
Idaho 14
Kentucky 16 - [1]
Mississippi 16 - [2]

FOOTNOTES:
[1]Age 16 if the man is 21 or older.
[2]If the female is over 12, the status applies only to virgins.

I bet that burka's looking pretty good about now! :)

38   37108605   2012 Sep 28, 8:00am  

ELC says

Kentucky 16 - [1]
Mississippi 16 - [2]

FOOTNOTES:
[1]Age 16 if the man is 21 or older
[2]If the female is over 12, the status applies only to virgins.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? THAT IS PLAIN SICK.

39   Wanderer   2012 Sep 28, 8:02am  

Well, it's hilarious that it's normal for them to use their own portraits as marketing. Like what are you trying to convince me of? Your honest face? Aha, her picture shows me what a shrewd negotiator she is!

Ha, she should watch it though....her attractiveness may be turning off a particular subset of potential buyers and sellers, i.e. most straight women.

40   leo707   2012 Sep 28, 8:03am  

Raw says

Kindergarden is at age 5. Add 8 and that girl should be in grade 8.

Kindergarten is zero, a 13 year old should be in 7th grade.

If she has a December birthday she could have missed the cutoff and entered kindergarten at 6, and be 13 in 6th grade.

Ask your kid if there are any 18 year olds in his class.

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