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Rin says

Yes, because in the United States of America, men are not suppose to want to have sex with women.

Men are suppose to sit around, entertain women (as if life was some SNL skit), and then, if these women are entertained enough, they choose a guy to bang.

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

Blurtman says

Rin says

One was a former accountant but she made her former accounting salary in much few hours as an escort... so much for the Puritan work ethic.

I met a woman lap dancer from Slovenia who wanted to become a doctor. She seemed quite knowledgeable about the admissions process and what prerequisites were required. And I am not saying she was an escort

Yes, medical school is probably the only STEM area where women apply to because it's a high paying, prestigious field. And yes, she could probably find a Sugar Daddy who'll finance the entire 4 years if she looks for one.

Strategist says

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

I tend to avoid the whole drinking-to-hopping-in-the-sack thing because that's how the she says/he says false rape/molestation charges begin. Even the recent Bill Crosby news had a woman, who was high on drugs, giving head to Bill but then, saying it was forced on her. How convenient.

Rin says

Strategist says

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

I tend to avoid the whole drinking-to-hopping-in-the-sack thing because that's how the she says/he says false rape/molestation charges begin. Even the recent Bill Crosby news had a woman, who was high on drugs, giving head to Bill but then, saying it was forced on her. How convenient.

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

Strategist says

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

This is why I haven't banged within the USA for nearly 4 years.

The times when women give the best screws are 1. gross insecurity, abandonment fears and need for reassurance, often if they think someone may be leaving them 2. competition with another woman 3. retaliation against a man who has jilted them by revenge fucking 4. money, power, prestige, fame seeking or to achieve a long term social contract for a short term pleasure.

Any other scenario, most women just think men are saps who should be eternally grateful for any old half baked fuck. Female narcissism makes lot of them think that if they screwed you at all, even if it was like humping a pile of old gym socks, it had to be the best sex of your life and it should last you forever and that the man should die in perpetual gratitude.

Unfortunately, Rin is right, in the USA sex has become, thanks to our society and legal system, largely an avenue of extortion and persecution against men.

Ceffer says

The times when women give the best screws are 1. gross insecurity, abandonment fears and need for reassurance, often if they think someone may be leaving them 2. competition with another woman 3. retaliation against a man who has jilted them by revenge fucking 4. money, power, prestige, fame seeking or to achieve a long term social contract for a short term pleasure.

Yes, this 1 to 4 listing is spot on.

Ceffer says

most women just think men are saps who should be eternally grateful for any old half baked fuck

I think this harkens back to the expression that in marriage ... begging is considered to be foreplay.

Rin says

Strategist says

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

This is why I haven't banged within the USA for nearly 4 years.

I'm such a rookie :(

Strategist says

Rin says

Strategist says

hmmmm. I did not think of that.

This is why I haven't banged within the USA for nearly 4 years.

I'm such a rookie :(

The thread is getting better and better by the day. I think this is the MVP of the PatNet Forum.

I will permanently keep bumping it up so that newcomers and old timers can reference it.

Rin says

I'm such a rookie :(

The thread is getting better and better by the day. I think this is the MVP of the PatNet Forum.

I will permanently keep bumping it up so that newcomers and old timers can reference it.

It's never to late to learn about sex.

Since Ceffer seems to be the bibliotech of this forum and has made "Immense Hirsute Lesbians" a permanent sticky, can he do the same for "Rin's Hookers"

Vicente says

You guys are pervs

You say that like it's a bad thing???

zzyzzx says

Vicente says

You guys are pervs

You say that like it's a bad thing???

I take it as a compliment. :)

Yeah, modern female humans still want men to replicate the bowerbird, and perform bizarre and complicated courtship rituals.

For women, all roads lead to marriage.

Doesn't get any more bizarre and complicated than that

Perv is what prudes call those of us with a pulse

(Here we go into the rally)
(The crowd gathers..)

Rin's Hookers!
RIN'S Hookers!!
RIN'S HOOKERS!!!

(And the crowd goes wild!)

This thread needs more pics.

Rins hooks has a better ring to it

thunderlips11 says

This thread needs more pics.

Is this any help?

Here's an edit ...

(Here we go into the rally)
(The crowd gathers..)

Rin's Hooks!
RIN'S Hooks!!
RIN'S HOOKS!!!

(And the crowd goes wild!)

Rin says

Is this any help?

It helps a lot, but you hide too much. Even Scandinavian TV ads show boobs. I like to see before I buy.

Rin's Wide Wild World of Pootang. You'll have to wear an Australian bush hat. Ha,Ha, I said "bush".

Ceffer says

You'll have to wear an Australian bush

Me and Rin are planning lunch in one. Isn't that what you are supposed to do when you go down under?

Strategist says

Ceffer says

You'll have to wear an Australian bush

Me and Rin are planning lunch in one. Isn't that what you are supposed to do when you go down under?

We need to celebrate, Rock 'n Roll everyone ...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/4bv_ALKkTjQ

They even let you wear the hookers out in public in Australia?

I just found 20 of Rin's girlfriends.

http://hiddenplaybook.com/prepare-drool-20-pics-hot-si-swimsuit-models/?utm_medium=traffic&utm_source=gravity&utm_campaign=gravity

And then there are those who say that money doesn't buy happiness.

What a load of crap!

zzyzzx says

You say that like it's a bad thing???

Forgive me. The correct technical term would be whoremongers I suppose.

I don't like cleanly shaved pubic hair on women - because I like to feel like Tarzan in the Jungle

"Ah wooga booga booga!!!!"

Vicente says

Forgive me. The correct technical term would be whoremongers I suppose.

"Punters" I've heard.

Strategist says

We were wine tasting in Temecula over the weekend. Trust me, the tipsy women were ready to give me and and my friend their phone numbers. Our wives were shopping at that particular time. :)

thunderlips11 says

I don't like cleanly shaved pubic hair on women - because I like to feel like Tarzan in the Jungle

"Ah wooga booga booga!!!!"

Shaved looks pretty. Feels smooth and sexy.

Blurtman says

Too young for me. I prefer hot, sexy, slim, experienced, desperate, horny, noncommittal, buzzed, clean and hygienic. And in the 40's.
Is that too much to ask for?

What good is a phone number from a tipsy woman? Once they sober up they will just think of you as a creeper and themselves as stupid drunk to have ever given out their REAL numbers! Or they'll remember they have a boyfriend or at least some guy they've been working on and won't answer anyway. Nope, you've got to go down while the slide is wet!

Strategist says

Too young for me. I prefer hot, sexy, slim, experienced, desperate, horny, noncommittal, buzzed, clean and hygienic. And in the 40's.

Is that too much to ask for?

And shaved, eager, willing, giving, creative, flexible, understanding, and skilled.

Strategist says

Shaved looks pretty. Feels smooth and sexy.

Sometimes it's not so smooth - OUCH!

"creative"

Hey , we're all friends here. If you like a finger or two knuckle deep up your backside, nothing wrong with that.

"Hey , we're all friends here. If you like a finger or two knuckle deep up your backside, nothing wrong with that."

The problem comes when you're getting the greatest massage of your life and suddenly you wonder: How the hell does she have a hand on each of my shoulders and a finger in my butt?

This is great, no talk about dating, relationships, the value of a deeply committed relationship as result of trust and love. Awesome!

This was what I was looking for, a true meeting of the minds of real guys, not henpecked love/marriage types.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/yBVCsezkR2M

Rin says

This is great, no talk about dating, relationships, the value of a deeply committed relationship as result of trust and love. Awesome!

This was what I was looking for, a true meeting of the minds of real guys, not henpecked love/marriage types.

We are learning Rin, we are learning. How do you rate us so far? Do I get an "A" ??

Those tipsy women are just looking to get you in trouble. Don't think they know you are already with somebody? Attractive women are never alone like in the movies with their come hither aggression. In real life, they all keep a stable of hovering male wallets at various distances of tease, and often like to attract new men just to have the pleasure of one of their hovering wallets beat the crap out of them. Or even better, ruin the man's primary relationship.

Strategist says

Rin says

This is great, no talk about dating, relationships, the value of a deeply committed relationship as result of trust and love. Awesome!

This was what I was looking for, a true meeting of the minds of real guys, not henpecked love/marriage types.

We are learning Rin, we are learning. How do you rate us so far? Do I get an "A" ??

Yes, you get an 'A'.

Now, I'm waiting for the day, when after you'd been to a 5 star brothel, that you report on PatNet, how awesome it was!

Since I hadn't been to Cancun, I can't vouch for that one.