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Rin
2015 Mar 11, 3:32pm
Those tipsy women are just looking to get you in trouble. Don't think they know you are already with somebody?
I once had one, get tipsy and start eye-ing me, right in front of her BF. He was mad as hell but since I was with two other male friends, all taller/stronger than him, he simply gave me the dirty look.
Rin
2015 Mar 11, 4:05pm
From other thread ...
For the most part, I feel that they're a waste of time.
If I need stuff fixed, I'll hire a carpenter
If I need a cleaner, I'll hire a maid.
If I need a chef, I'll hire a cook.
If I need a boink, I'll hire a hoe.
If I need an exercise partner, I'll hang out at the YMCA.
If I need a dinner partner, I'll just hang out with a friend.
If I need a candle lit dinner partner, It'll be a female acquaintance.
If I need a dance partner, It'll also be a female acquaintance.
If I want to rant/rave (about STEM shortage lies, society not approving of hoes, etc), I'll get on PatNet.
You see, life is neatly compartmentalized.
Strategist
2015 Mar 11, 5:31pm
We are learning Rin, we are learning. How do you rate us so far? Do I get an "A" ??
Yes, you get an 'A'.
Now, I'm waiting for the day, when after you'd been to a 5 star brothel, that you report on PatNet, how awesome it was!
Since I hadn't been to Cancun, I can't vouch for that one.
Thanks, I deserve that "A"
Someone gave you a "dislike" on that. They must be so jealous.
Strategist
2015 Mar 11, 6:04pm
If I need stuff fixed, I'll hire a carpenter
I wait 6 months, try and do it myself, mess up and my wife makes me call the carpenter.
If I need a cleaner, I'll hire a maid.
My wife does most of the cleaning, and makes me help her.
If I need a chef, I'll hire a cook.
My wife. I ain't cooking.
If I need a boink, I'll hire a hoe.
My wife. I just jump on her.
If I need an exercise partner, I'll hang out at the YMCA.
My dog on our daily hikes. sometimes wife too.
If I need a dinner partner, I'll just hang out with a friend.
Me too.
If I need a candle lit dinner partner, It'll be a female acquaintance.
My wife.
If I need a dance partner, It'll also be a female acquaintance.
My wife.
If I want to rant/rave (about STEM shortage lies, society not approving of hoes, etc), I'll get on PatNet.
Yup, sounds good.
You see, life is neatly compartmentalized.
My life is controlled by my wife. :( I need to get rid of that woman. :)
Rin
2015 Mar 11, 6:19pm
You see, life is neatly compartmentalized.
My life is controlled by my wife. :( I need to get rid of that woman. :)
You won't believe how many guys have told me exactly that. I've stopped keeping count.
Rin
2015 Mar 12, 7:40pm
Strategist, you've got to keep bumping up this thread. This is our finest work and needs to live on.
Vicente
2015 Mar 12, 8:51pm
I don't like cleanly shaved pubic hair on women - because I like to feel like Tarzan in the Jungle
"Ah wooga booga booga!!!!"
Too bad 90's porn made bald eagle fashionable.
Ceffer
2015 Mar 13, 1:20am
I always thought the shaved beaver was some kind of pseudo pederasty thing. Or maybe just being able to see what's on the menu without the garnish.
Strategist
2015 Mar 13, 8:21am
Shaved looks pretty. Feels smooth and sexy.
Sometimes it's not so smooth - OUCH!
http://www.youtube.com/embed/I0pd3JxqATI
Brazilian Wax. Warning.....For Adults Only. Rin, you might be interested in changing careers.
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