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So, you expect me to give you my home address so that you can show up at some unspecified time on some unspecified day at my doorstep? Even if that was appealing, it would not work. First, my neighborhood has a strict no pedophile policy. Second, you couldn't get pass the gate without me ringing you in, and there is no way I'm giving you my phone number. I don't need you drunk dialing me every time you get horny and there's no goat nearby. Oh, you didn't realize that half the communities in south Florida are gated? Dumb ass. Besides, how would I even know to ring you in without even knowing your name?

And why exactly can't you just give the address and date of the place your staying if you want to meet so bad? The only coward here is you. How do you expect to retain anonymity and still meet up? I'd have to at least know which fat ass to look for. I suppose I could just hang out at the Miami zoo and wait for the cops to arrest someone for spanking the monkeys, but there must be faster ways to identify you.

Fucked By Goats Ironman says

he's unstable and seems to have a real hard-on for you

Obviously. That's why he wants to show up in the middle of the night unexpected. Maybe I need to invest in

Ironman says

I can calculate when I'll be passing by at tell you.

Calculate it now and post it.

Ironman says

I'm going to be 4 hours away

Honey, there's no place in South Florida that's 4 hours away from me. Not even motherfucking Key West. You staying in Key West? Sure, I'll go down there for a day trip. Been there many times. Where are you staying?

[CIC posts chicken-shit excuse in 3, 2, 1...]

Ironman says

Did I say I was staying in South Florida?

You driving to Cuba? Your story is becoming less and less plausible the more you talk.

So you are sure you'll be driving by my house, but you're going someplace four hours away, which puts you in the Atlantic Ocean or far, far north of Orlando, so why would you be driving around in Boca?

Ironman says

If you have the flexibility in your schedule to take a day trip to Key West, you certainly have the flexibility to adjust your schedule to meet in your driveway and not have to kill a whole day...

Oh, I was under the impression that you were going to be in Florida for at least several days. No, I don't plan on waiting 24/7 for you to show up at my gate, but that doesn't mean I can't show up where you are staying. Oh wait, you're making this whole thing up, aren't you?

Wow, I've never met a stalker who's too much of a pussy to even meet up with his prey. Then again, I'll never meet you because you're such a coward. That's the real reason you're not giving the hotel room where you are staying or a mobile phone number to reach you.

And why are you so keen on coming to my house? Have you finally come to accept your closeted desires? Sorry, but if I were gay, I'd want a real man, not a boy loser like you.

Must be. According to Google maps, he'd have to be driving from south Florida all the way north to Jacksonville by the Georgia border in order to be four hours away from me. Why would a guy who lives in NJ be driving north from south Florida to Jacksonville? His story doesn't add up. I don't know how, but I'm sure goats and cows are involved.

Maybe CIC is moving now that Christie signed that bill outlawing bestiality? That can't be a coincidence. Bestiality is a misdemeanor in Florida. That may explain his sudden interest in driving through the entire state.

Gotta say, with all due respect, that's a terrible idea, skating into Roberto territory again. Meet up at an agreed upon busy, public location not called Georgie's. Also I have no idea what this has to do with modern feminism at Yale.

It seems a bit threatening to ask for the address of someone who seems to have a lot of animosity for you and vice versa. Even if he was your friend, not having met him in person before, it would be better to meet at a public location like a coffeeshop. Seems obvious, but this back and forth is reaching a comical level of stupidity.

I once asked finehoe to meet me at an MMA gym halfway between Baltimore and DC. He also did not oblige.

Ironman says

You give me your address and I'll be able to tell you when I'm passing by. Is that so difficult to understand.

The college professor got what he deserved by interacting with students outside of the classroom. He should of just shut his mouth and asked the chancellor to expel all the troublemakers on campus.

So Call it Cowardice is chickening out again. Honey, as much as you think you've gotten me "fired up", I enjoyed making you look like a chicken-shit ass and laughing at you the whole time. Still to cowardly to give the hotel room your staying at? That's pathetic. You look like a four-year-old throwing a tantrum impotent to express his frustrations at not getting what he wants. But then again, impotence is a long-time friend of yours.

Fucked By Goats Ironman says

There is no thread in which CIC participates that doesn't ultimately reach a comic level of stupidity before he runs away to another thread to begin anew.

Truer words have never been uttered.

I'll gladly give you a neutral address at which to meet once you post an actual picture of yourself so I know who I'm meeting. Not willing to meet at a neutral address? Then you're a pussy.

Feminists and overprivileged liberal women have stupid issues, especially when that time of the month kicks in, it's why so few sane people ever care to listen to them.

Ironman says

OK. Here you go, here's my picture:

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Now post your address.

10880 Malibu Point, Malibu, CA

Once again, CIC has proven himself a coward of the highest degree. He obsessively begs me for my home address in order to "meet me" but refuses to even show his ugly face. Boy, I must have really caused him a lot of pain for him to be so obsessive.

Why the fuck should I post my address? You clearly aren't planning on meeting up or otherwise
1. You would be willing to meet at any address including a bar.
2. You wouldn't be so adverse to showing your ugly face, something you'd have to do in an actual face-to-face meeting.

It's quite obvious that you only want my address to do some online stalking because I so infuriate you by pointing out your lies, your incompetences, and your general lack of a life -- hell, why else would someone be so hellbent on "meeting" a person they don't like and only interacted with on the Internet? Get over your butthurt.

But hey, prove me wrong. Post your address, phone number, or real-world name. Not willing to do that hypocrite? Of course not. You're just an overweight, pimply, sexually frustrated loser with no friends and nothing to brag about in real life, so you go around the Internet trolling wherever you can. And that's why you have no intention of showing up in real life at a neutral location. Just like you chicken-shitted out last time.

I called your bluff and look like a cowardly dumb ass. The only way to save any face now is to admit your cowardice or put your address online. You are never, ever going to get my home address, you miserable little troll. The fact you want it so bad is all the evidence we need that you spend your nights crying in bed over all the things I've said about you.

Why CIC is such a basic bitch.

An entertaining exchange indeed! Bland bland 1944.

Ironman says

I'll refresh your memory, last time I was in Florida I posted my flight schedule and even posted the receipt from dinner that I was truly in the area. All you did was hide out.

when are you going to admit you called Roberto's school? coward

CIC claims he's driving past Boca Raton, FL to some place 4 hours away, which could only be north since even Key West is a mere 3 hours away. So, allegedly he's driving from South Florida up to Georgia even though he lives in New Jersey. What, is he flying to Miami and then driving up the entire state of Florida? Clearly, he is a bold-face liar, and not a very smart one at that.

CIC just isn't clever enough to pull off a lie. He's a sad little troll whose life is so devoid of meaning that he obsesses over strangers he encounters on the Internet earning him The World's Biggest Loser award.

CIC, desperation does not smell good. But then again, neither does goat semen, but that has never stopped you.

Dan8267 says

CIC claims he's driving past Boca Raton, FL to some place 4 hours away, which could only be north since even Key West is a mere 3 hours away.

Here's what I think would be nice--if CIC could get to Dan's place Saturday night, then they could go to Sunday school and church at Dan's church the next day.

Dan8267 says

Honey

I love the "honey" part:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/e5AjSGrZbxw

P N Dr Lo R says

Dan8267 says

Honey

I love the "honey" part:

It's actually a reference to a minor character on How I Met Your Mother and is my way of being condescending in the face of sheer stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Q_0mSuUNVRE

Dan8267 says

is my way of being condescending in the face of sheer stupidity

I know it is usually used that way, but it reminded me of this skit.

Oh honey, why so obsessed with my address when you aren't even planing on stopping by. We all know what you want to do. You want to "swat" my address, which would earn you a 25-year prison sentence like your fellow sexually frustrated trolls. Honey, it's not going to work no matter how pathetically you beg. Your persistent pestering just demonstrates how sad you are, how desperate you are, and what little you have in real life.

However, if you are so desperate to meet me, we can meet in a nice hotel bar or other public venture. I'd need to know who you are though in order to meet you. How about your mobile number or a real picture of you. I know you're disgusting looking, but if we're going to meet, I have to know which pimply face lard-ball I'm looking for.

Fucked By Goats Ironman says

AND A DOG!!!! DON'T YOU EVER, EVER FORGET THE DOG!!!!

I'm well aware that CIC has a "wife".

Ironman says

We tried that TWICE before, FIRST, when I was in Florida last time and SECOND, when you said you were coming to our 4th of July party, but you never showed up. You lied and never showed up!

Honey, you didn't show up at Georgie's. That's on you. You never gave me an address in NJ. That's one you, too.

You have no bargaining power here. If you really want to me in person, you're going to have to reveal your real identity. It's as simple as that. All your whining isn't going to do shit.

Dan8267 says

We tried that TWICE before, FIRST, when I was in Florida last time and SECOND, when you said you were coming to our 4th of July party

One of the strangest courtships I've ever seen! Two men who hate each other and want to meet worse than anything in the world--what do you plan to do after you meet?

Dan8267 says

Honey,

please don't touch those light bulbs!

P N Dr Lo R says

One of the strangest courtships I've ever seen! Two men who hate each other and want to meet worse than anything in the world--what do you plan to do after you meet?

I have no desire to meet that psychopath, but I'd snap a picture of his fat ass and post in on PatNet in a second. Of course the coward has no intention of meeting. He just wants my home address, something completely unnecessary for a meeting, just so he can cyberstalk me. What a loser.

However, you do have a point. He's obsession has gotten to the point of being homoerotic, once more confirming the scientific theory that all homophobes are suppressed homosexuals. I bet every time he reads one of my post a little bit of blood rushes to his penis.

Ironman says

Here's a flashback for you Danny Boy from April, a week BEFORE I traveled to Florida:

So what's your excuse this time? If you'll be passing by Boca, you'll be passing by Ft. Lauderdale as well. Let's meet up at Georgie's, bitch!

Ironman says

Hey, pussy, why is your name blacked out? How are you going to introduce yourself when we meet? Are you going to wear an Ironman costume, because I think the Anal Avenger is more your style.

No excuses coward. You want to meet while passing by, name the time and we'll meet at Georgie's. You can tell all the other patrons what you think of gays and I can laugh and drink beer while you get your ass kicked.

Still waiting, coward...

Dan8267 says

Still waiting, coward...

I guess he finally got bored with the exchange--can you blame him?

The simple answer is that you're not getting my home address and we're not meeting there. If you want to give your home address, do so. Otherwise, grow a pair of balls and meet up at Georgie's. Post a picture of yourself in your reply so I know who to look for.

That's the only answer you get, pussy. Take it or once again demonstrate that you are a snively little cowardly bitch who runs away after talking shit.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/990YThSvH-c

https://www.youtube.com/embed/IDmwZVWGG4Y

Boy I'm glad that's settled.

Ironman says

Why you visiting Jersey again like you did in July??

I was up there. You just never gave your address, coward.

Ironman says

You just can't answer SIMPLE questions:

Ironman says

I don't visit gay bars like you do and I'm not experienced in picking out guys in a gay bar. How would I find you mixed in with all your gay boyfriends?

You'll know me because I'll be the one walking up to your fat ass. I'll know you because you have posted your picture here since you're so eager to meet face-to-face.

Hell, you could ask the bar tender as well. I'll slip him your picture and name once you post them, pussy, and let him know I'm expecting you. He'll have no problem pointing me out to you. He might kick the shit out of you first as I plan on showing him some of your comments. But hey, if you're not a cowardly little weakling, you have nothing to worry about.

Ironman says

P N Dr Lo R says

Boy I'm glad that's settled.

It is now..

Yes, it's settled. CIC is a coward who never intended to show his face. He just wants my personal address, not a neutral location, because he wants to cyber-stalk like the loser he is. He's not even coming down to Florida. No one flies down to south Florida just to drive 4 hours to Georgia, the only place 4 hours away from Boca.

The fool never anticipated that I would call his bluff even though I did that last time and make him look stupid then as well.

One really, really has to wonder why a person would refuse to show his real face online if he's planning on actually meeting a person face-to-face. What, was he planning on dressing up in an Ironman custom with a mask covering his face? Ironically, the picture he posts does describe him very well...

Artist rendition of CIC. The only thing missing is a dog taking it up the ass.