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His only value now: Chelsea's felcher.


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2016 May 10, 9:24pm   5,208 views  23 comments

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Hillary Clinton Son-In-Law's Hedge Fund Shuts Down Greek Fund After 90% Loss

Despite having Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein as an investor and being Bill and Hillary Clinton's son-in-law, Marc Mezvinsky (and two former colleagues from Goldman Sachs who manage Eaglevale Partners hedge fund) told investors in a letter last February they had been "incorrect" on Greece, generating staggering losses for the firm’s main Eaglevale Hellenic Opportunity, a/k/a the "Greek recovery" fund during most of its life. By 'incorrect' the Clinton heir apparent meant the $25 million Eaglevale Greek fund had lost a stunning 48% in 2014.

Which is not to say the larger fund it was part of is doing any better: as of last February, Eaglevale had spent 27 of its 34 months in operation below its high-water mark. We are confident that 13 months later the numbers are 40 out of 47, respectively.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-10/hillary-clinton-son-laws-firm-shuts-down-greek-hedge-fund-after-90-loss

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1   indigenous   2016 May 10, 9:43pm  

A fine clan to run the country absofuckinglutely. Who is more corrupt the Clintons or the Bushes?

2   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 May 10, 10:17pm  

Another monotone pantsuit, this one grey. Jesus Christ!

3   indigenous   2016 May 10, 10:42pm  

thunderlips11 says

Another monotone pantsuit, this one grey. Jesus Christ!

That's another thing she has no fashion sense. Nothing worse than a sociopath with no fashion sense.

4   Dan8267   2016 May 10, 10:49pm  

Blurtman says

Holy shit! She married Harry Potter!

5   Dan8267   2016 May 10, 10:50pm  

Blurtman says

Hillary Clinton Son-In-Law's Hedge Fund Shuts Down Greek Fund After 90% Loss

Must be nice to gamble with other people's money. Heads I win. Tails you lose.

6   Heraclitusstudent   2016 May 11, 3:59pm  

Is that Monica in the background?

7   Heraclitusstudent   2016 May 11, 3:59pm  

Talk of being wedded to Wall Street.

9   MAGA   2016 May 11, 4:08pm  

He looks gay to me.

10   FNWGMOBDVZXDNW   2016 May 11, 4:11pm  

To be fair the fund was based on a Greek recovery. It's not like it was advertised to track the S&P or to be a well rounded fund and instead tracked the Greek recovery. I'm doubting that this was advertised as a low risk bet.

11   MAGA   2016 May 11, 4:14pm  

Heraclitusstudent says

Is that Monica in the background?

She does look a bit like Monica.

12   indigenous   2016 May 11, 4:15pm  

Yes of course it is a regular Horatio Alger story.

13   Ceffer   2016 May 11, 6:42pm  

That's why politics were invented: to make psychopaths, losers, bankrupts, chronic liars, and otherwise failures at every possible walk of life rich. All you have to do is keep on talking and promising.

Besides, I am sure his hedge fund raked off it's 20 percent up front before the losses. He just has to avoid all the bobbling laser sights around him, now.

14   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 May 11, 6:58pm  

"Betting on a Greek Recovery" could mean, buying junior debt and hoping to squeeze the blood out of Greece the moment it recovered from an anemic state.

15   Shaman   2016 May 11, 7:46pm  

jvolstad says

Heraclitusstudent says

Is that Monica in the background?

She does look a bit like Monica.

Monica has (ingested) enough Clinton DNA to qualify as part of the family!

16   lostand confused   2016 May 11, 9:02pm  

While Hillary is not a stunner, she does look hotter than her daughter!!

17   indigenous   2016 May 11, 9:05pm  

lostand confused says

While Hillary is not a stunner, she does look hotter than her daughter!!

18   turtledove   2016 May 11, 10:15pm  

Am I the only one who had to look up the meaning of the word "felcher?"

19   indigenous   2016 May 11, 10:17pm  

turtledove says

Am I the only one who had to look up the meaning of the word "felcher?"

No. You have to admit that AF and Ceffer increase your vocabulary?

20   Shaman   2016 May 12, 5:45am  

turtledove says

Am I the only one who had to look up the meaning of the word "felcher?"

Like many women, you probably don't hear enough dirty jokes! Patnet is here to educate 😋

21   Tenpoundbass   2016 May 12, 6:06am  

turtledove says

Am I the only one who had to look up the meaning of the word "felcher?"

I knew the meaning but, It's the first time I've ever seen it in Print, so yeah there is still a first at least.

22   anonymous   2016 May 12, 6:07am  

Freda Felcher

23   indigenous   2016 May 12, 6:18am  

How about:

Pestorking

HIRSUTE

PLENIPOTENTIARY

obsequious

Pretty good vocabulary for a pschopath?

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