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2016 Jul 14, 7:00pm   2,243 views  8 comments

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http://money.cnn.com/2016/07/14/technology/robot-stanford-mall/index.html

A mother and father watched in horror as a security robot at a mall in California knocked their 16-month-old to the ground and ran over one of his feet. The family and the company that makes the robot have shared conflicting accounts of the run-in. The Tengs headed to the Stanford Shopping Center Thursday afternoon with plans to buy their son new clothes. As they walked passed an Armani Exchange -- with their son several steps ahead -- they noticed a robot slowly approaching them. Tiffany Teng said the robot ran directly into her son -- striking him in the...

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1   zzyzzx   2016 Jul 14, 8:10pm  

I think it's awesome that even robots can hate kids now.

2   thenuttyneutron   2016 Jul 14, 9:08pm  

Now if someone pulls out a 1911 and puts of few .45 ACP rounds though the brains of this menacing and threatening robot, I would applaud them.

Part of me wonders if knocking it over on its side and then taking a baseball bat to it Michael Bolton style is in the cards for the anti gun Californian? How many of these things would have to be destroyed before the retailer gave up on them?

Forget Pokemon Go. We should make a Robotocide Geo Tagging game out of destroying these robots in the most creative ways possible and posting it online. Bonus points goes to the man that uses a flail.

3   HEY YOU   2016 Jul 14, 10:22pm  

DBOAPD,
You're cracking me up!!

4   Ceffer   2016 Jul 14, 11:05pm  

The family probably threw the kid under the robot for big lawsuit bucks. They are also claiming the robot touched the child inappropriately.

5   Ceffer   2016 Jul 14, 11:07pm  

"How many more robots you have? We have LOTS of kids!"

6   mmmarvel   2016 Jul 15, 6:02am  

Ceffer says

"How many more robots you have? We have LOTS of kids!"

And I have lots of rounds for my 9mm - spells lots of dead robots.

7   Ceffer   2016 Jul 18, 5:40pm  

DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

rampaging Mall Dildo

Actually, it looks like a rampaging butt plug, even worse.

8   Ceffer   2016 Jul 19, 9:57am  

It has a mini laser that barcodes everybody it passes. You broke it, you bought it. This is Palo Alto, after all. Or maybe, you "bot" it. Har Har.

The huge, wandering butt plug may die, but in The Cloud, it lives on!

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