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Rin's Truth: Orlando shooter was a closet gay guy


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2016 Sep 26, 7:17pm   1,190 views  4 comments

by Rin   ➕follow (8)   💰tip   ignore  

The Orlando gunman was a repressed, Islamic closet gay guy.

If his father had died, when he was a boy and he'd been raised by me, we would have gotten drunk, attended Metallica concerts together, and f.ucked hoes around the world.

And then one day ... he realizes that instead of poking the likes of a Selma Hayek look-a-like, he'd rather do a male Chippendale's model, well, at that point, we'd part ways at the hotel, so that I go into my private quarters with a busty lingerie model, whereas he goes back to his suite with an Adonis type. I don't need anymore details than that. Really ... I don't want to know.

In the morning, we meet up for breakfast. He's happy and then realizes, he doesn't need to go on a killing spree to be content in life.

He can f.uck man hoes and I can f.uck, female hoes. All is well in the world.

#orlandoshooter

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1   Shaman   2016 Sep 26, 7:59pm  

Yes but instead he got a daily diet of hate from his religion of "peace."

2   HydroCabron   2016 Sep 26, 8:07pm  

In other news, the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in a surprise attack on the morning of December 7, 1941 ... developing.

Also: Water is wet.

3   Ceffer   2016 Sep 26, 9:45pm  

I always knew you were Dad material. If I had a Dad like that, instead of all that awkwardness and nocturnal emissions, I could have been spooeying hoe tits.

4   Rin   2016 Sep 27, 7:23am  

Ceffer says

I always knew you were Dad material. If I had a Dad like that, instead of all that awkwardness and nocturnal emissions, I could have been spooeying hoe tits.

Rin had saved 50 lives in Florida ... he is qualified to run for the highest office.

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