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Hillary would need a lot of plastic surgery.

Her bottom gave out and not even a career as an Olympic athlete will bring it back. Huge fat legs, thighs and ass. She clearly doesn't exercise and clearly loves bread. Probably not too high on personal hygiene.

Big question is...
Is she a 2 or 3 input girl?

A bunch of lipo on the Scarlett Whore would yield enough to grease the skids of the new economy. On the other hand, if the #OrangeDoucheBag got a neck lift it would yield enough loose flesh to build the border wall. It's a win-win for America!!

Rin says

Here's Hillary from her youth ...

I don't care how good lucking a candidate is or was when young. Hillary Clinton advanced the use of torture, the removal of the right to trial, the slaughter of unarmed civilians in drone strikes, supported an illegal war started on a known lie, the rise of the police state in America, race and drug wars, and laws making gays second class citizens. She's ugly on the inside and that's all that matters.

www.youtube.com/embed/BR8IhMMhe8w

"...despite being a monster on the inside"

"clearly loves bread"

bwahahaha

Rin says

"In ten years I'll be banging her."
- Trump

Why not pose a similar question regarding Fat Birther?

HydroCabron says

Why not pose a similar question regarding Fat Birther?

You sexist fuck!!

Daddy says because we are talking about heterosexual locker room stuff not 2 for 1 night at georgies gay limpwristed sbh family matters.
HydroCabron says

Why not pose a similar question regarding Fat Birther?

I wonder if Canada has IHLary prostitute look-alikes. That would be for the prostitute who would rather collect unemployment checks from the Great Canadian Socialist Paradise.

Dan8267 says

She's ugly on the inside and that's all that matters.

Dan, we all know that she's a worthless P.O.S and is the de facto, Wicked Witch of the West. It's not about the inside here.

This is about whether or not, if Mrs Clinton, devoted herself to Raquel Welch's 2hr per day, Pilates/Weights/Aerobic training program, would she be an AARP hottie?

In that situation ... would she be a woman, who guys would love to stick their salami into (R. Welch, fit and trim), but never have anything to do with her, outside of the Pony Baloney activity, given the fact that she's evil incarnate?

I doubt Hillary could survive even a single 2 hour workout.

zzyzzx is deplorable says

I doubt Hillary could survive even a single 2 hour workout.

That's why she needed to get started during those years ...

Rin says

And thus, build her stamina like Raquel did.

Eventually, Hilly would be a Pilates/Weight Training/Yoga master and thus, have a svelte body into her 60s and 70s.

Here's the scoop fellows ... if a younger Hillary Clinton, devoted to 2 hrs/day of Pilates/Weight Training/Yoga, told me, 'Hey Rin, I know that you're ticked off at dating but here's my solution, let's be friends w/ benes but then, travel the world and f.uck gorgeous hoes from Brazil, Holland, to Australia', would I end up dating Hillary?

You know, I may breakdown and then, become Hillary's beau. If this continues, then perhaps, Hilly and I may fall in love and be playing with other women's t.its and a.sses for the rest of our lives.

You'd get the pick of the litter from IHLlary's IHL network.

For patnetters with mirrors, check them out & you will see an asshole.
I've got proof!

Ceffer, you're missing the point, we all know that Hilly's a men-hating Femi-Nazi lesbian, I'm talking about a reality where Hilly decides to hook up with a straight guy (like me) and that we f.uck women together, as a couple. And thus, there's a bit of love/romance teamwork, along with the menage-a-trios.

I thought IHLlary only did menage a trois snuff films with Bill.

When it comes to fantasy and IHLlary, sadly, my fantasy well runs dry.

Rin says

This is about whether or not, if Mrs Clinton, devoted herself to Raquel Welch's 2hr per day, Pilates/Weights/Aerobic training program, would she be an AARP hottie?

Obviously no. She's over 30. Damn few women are physically attractive past 30. An occasional movie star with magnificent genes may be attractive into her early 40s. No woman is remotely attractive at damn near 70. That may sound cruel, but it's the truth. Men, on the other hand, although they generally do become less attractive with age, can be good looking, often better looking then when they were young, well into their 50s and early 60s. After that, it's pretty much over for men as well.

Men age like wine. Women like milk.

And if anyone thinks that's unfair to women, realize this. The only reason young women have so much sexual power is that old women don't have any. The wise woman cashes in early when her purchasing power is greatest. In contrast, young men have so little power because older men have so much power. It's basic economics.

Rin says

Eventually, Hilly would be a Pilates/Weight Training/Yoga master and thus, have a svelte body into her 60s and 70s.

A svelte body means nothing if you have a face like this...

Rin says

I'm talking about a reality where Hilly decides to hook up with a straight guy (like me) and that we f.uck women together, as a couple

Why would you want that? If you want to fantasize about a mature woman, then go for Hudson Leick. She's one of the damn rare women who is still beautiful in her late 40s. She also has an awesome personality. She's funny, intelligent, witty, and nice. Here is what she looks like now. For a 47-year-old, that's damn impressive. Hell, for a 30-year-old that would be damn impressive.

And when she was in her 20s, it was like she was from a more advanced species that makes ours look like chimps.

But @Rin, if none of my posts convince you, then just realize that this is what you would be getting. Sorry for the nightmares...

Back then in Arkansas she didn't shave her legs/pits, wear deodorant or shower frequently. No joke, it's well documented. Mean as fuck to people back then too.

http://archive.boston.com/ae/books/articles/2005/08/02/the_truth_about_hillary_its_not_very_good/

Early in the book, we learn that as a law student, ''Hillary felt so hopelessly unattractive that she did not bother to shave her legs and underarms, and deliberately dressed badly so that she would not have to compete with more attractive women ...."

Bad hygiene is a deal breaker hot or not.

IHLs love hairy legs and armpits and stinky twats.

As Forest Gump might say, 'Ugly is as ugly does.'

HEY YOU says

For patnetters with mirrors, check them out & you will see an asshole.

I've got proof!

You checked your mirror and saw one?

just_passing_irredeemable says

Back then in Arkansas she didn't shave her legs/pits, wear deodorant or shower frequently. No joke, it's well documented. Mean as fuck to people back then too.

Yuck. No wonder Bill went down on other women.

Actually Dan, many women are rather boring, which is why I prefer Montreal esc.ort gals.

When a woman tells me that she listens to Metallica, what she really means is that she'd listened to 'Nothing Else Matters', the love ballad. Snooz ... that's not a true Metallica fan.

www.youtube.com/embed/waBb-UM5m4g

Out of interest Rin, how old are you? You sound suspiciously like a fantasist. Your immature attitude towards women, dubious escort tales etc. etc., and now Metallica. You quite sure you aren't a teenager creating an online character?

Rashomon says

Out of interest Rin, how old are you? You sound suspiciously like a fantasist. Your immature attitude towards women, dubious escort tales etc. etc., and now Metallica. You quite sure you aren't a teenager creating an online character?

Nope, mid-to-late 30s, haven't dated since Mar/Apr 2011. Remember, Metallica was popular when we were kids, not today.

And thus, I'd already divested myself from wasting my free time in the constant mingling which my single friends partake in, weekend after weekend.

Rin says

And thus, I'd already divested myself from wasting my free time in the constant mingling which my single friends partake in, weekend after weekend.

Hilarious. Were you bullied at school much?

Rashomon says

Hilarious. Were you bullied at school much?

Nope, but nice try at playing the shaming game.

If you hire Hillary as a prostie, you better be comfortable wearing the maid, nurses and little schoolgirl outfits.

Ceffer says

If you hire Hillary as a prostie, you better be comfortable wearing the maid, nurses and little schoolgirl outfits.

No, it would be an es.cort/actor, playing Hillary. Clearly, you don't want the real deal in that situation.

I sure wouldn't want to have to wear a French maids outfit, have my ass shlonged with a knobby strap on, then get a bill for $500.

Of course if it is IHLlary, it would probably go for her smallest speaker engagement fee of 250k.

You only get a blow job if you're a bankster.

Rin says

Nope, but nice try at playing the shaming game.

You just seem rather peculiar. Wondering what the reason was.

Rashomon says

You just seem very peculiar. Wondering what the reason was.

Very simple, I don't buy into mainstream indoctrination.

My sister has histrionic personality disorder and has ruined many lives around her. Ppl spend an inordinate amount of energy, attempting to justify her behavior because she's a 'victim'.

At the same time, when men are routinely getting divorced (~70% of which are initiated by women, BTW), losing hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars, instead of simply seeing es.cort gals in Canada, who can provide a good time, and yes, even listen to some classic hard rock, there's really no incentive in dating.

I don't think this is very complicated.

Rin says

Very simple, I don't buy into mainstream indoctrination.

My sister has histrionic personality disorder and has ruined many lives around her. Ppl spend an inordinate amount of energy, attempting to justify her behavior because she's a 'victim'.

In other words you haven't had much luck with the ladies. Don't use your sister as an excuse.
Rin says

At the same time, when men are routinely getting divorced (~70% of which are initiated by women, BTW), losing hundreds of thousands if not millions of dollars, instead of simply seeing es.cort gals in Canada, who can provide a good time, and yes, even listen to some classic hard rock, there's really no incentive in dating.

If you're that worried about it, then don't marry the women you date. It's really not that complicated. You might even learn to develop conversation skills with the opposite sex, develop a relationship, feel some empathy...