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Blurtman says

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work?

That was my original point before the trolls derailed yet another conversation. Honestly, I don't know why Patrick abides them. They add nothing to any conversation.

Blurtman says

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work?

Who said anything about commuting in that thing? Different tools for different jobs.

Blurtman says

What is the point of buying a muscle car when you are stuck in traffic commuting to work? I occasionally venture out at rush hour in the greater Seattle area

Not everyone lives in the greater Seattle area. I've got plenty of room to play with acceleration. At least at speeds below 75. Higher than that would mean a move out west.

Dan8267 says

That was my original point before the trolls derailed yet another conversation. Honestly, I don't know why Patrick abides them. They add nothing to any conversation.

Trolls who post bullsshit like:

Dan8267 says

1. My car gets women.

That's adding to the conversation. Not.

I own a small fleet of vehicles. None of them are even a little bit pussy magnets. But i drive the Expedition when I'm picking up broads, so i can accommodate at least a handful of those drawn to the magnet between my legs. And I don't mind when they cream the seats in that ol beater

bob2356 says

That's adding to the conversation. Not.

That's not trolling, dumb ass. Furthermore that was part of seven statements countering a lie told by a troll.

You really need to get over your jealousy. Trying to make me feel bad is not only impossible as I have no respect for you, but even if you could accomplish that, it would not make your life any less sad. The key to happiness is self-improvement, not tearing other people down. Until you accept that you will be forever alone and miserable.

How is thread about fastest production drag racing car turned into discussion of sad life of Dan? These don't fucking belong in same galaxy, let alone same thread.

Piggy spends a lot of time obsessing over me, my car, and where I live. I think he gay loves me. I mean, it's the only explanation. Here, I always thought he was just an asshole, but evidently he fantasizes about me every night. Should I be flattered or scared? Well, he's such a loser that flattery is out of the question. Plus, I have no desire to compete with goats for his affection.

Straw Man says

How is thread about

Ask your butt-buddies the trolls. However, from your phrasing of the question, it seems you share their jealousy.

Well, since this is clearly a thunderdome thread now....

PAMPA, TX—Local man Peter Elliott, who calls nearly every person he argues with online a “precious snowflake,” is still getting severely offended at the slightest criticism of President Donald Trump, sources confirmed Monday.

Not, this isn't CIC. It's just another idiot like him. Unfortunately, in our country there are many petty, bitter men who never made anything out of their life. These losers attack any person they can because their own lives are so miserable. This particular man is evidently living in Texas, and CIC smells of New Jersey. So, no, it's just another one of the multitudes of losers out there.

The real problem is that wretches like CIC are not that uncommon.

Ironman says

CIC is a boy with no penis who obsesses over the penis sizes of other men. Yeah, nothing gay about that. CIC, come out of the closet and you'll be happier. And if you really want to know how big my penis is, just check your VCR for a tape labeled CIC Daughter Gangbang. I'm in there somewhere.

I'm not normally for abortion, but I'd make an exception for CIC's mother. I'd go back in time and pay for the damn thing myself.

CIC is like Gerard Butler, if Gerard Butler were a talentless, penniless, homeless dude covered in pissed and and talking incoherently about the government spying on his thoughts.

The good thing about CIC is that if an alien warship ever scanned the Earth and read his posts, the aliens would conclude that there is no intelligent life on Earth to wipe out and would just move along.

CIC offers hope to all married couples that no matter how bad things get, at least their marriage isn't like his.

Why is that fat goat covered in flour? CIC was looking for the wet spot.