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Rin's first user acceptance test for a sex robot

By Rin following x   2017 Oct 26, 11:56am 1,437 views   5 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


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Rin: What do you want?

Sex Robot: I want ...

Rin: Go on ...

Sex Robot: Your cock ...

Rin: Proceed ...

Sex Robot: Inside me

Rin: Excellent, first test is complete, now, on to the others!
1   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Oct 26, 2:00pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Sex Robot: "I want a house, a car, a credit card and half of all your shit. I don't have sex until the fifth date, if they are good enough, and start pressuring for marriage right away. After marriage, I don't suck cock any more, and become bitchier and bitchier until even YOU don't want sex, but I still get half your shit"

"Oh, pardon me, that was the RealWife program. Back to the RealDoll Standard program. 'Fuck me, fuck me NOW!'."
2   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Oct 26, 2:29pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (2)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Oh, pardon me, that was the RealWife program.


In other words, a former Soviet hacking team has infiltrated the RealDoll systems, uploading a RealWife virus.
4   Strategist   ignore (3)   2018 Feb 15, 7:39pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Rin: What do you want?

Sex Robot: I want ...

Rin: Go on ...

Sex Robot: Your cock ...

Rin: Proceed ...

Sex Robot: Inside me

Rin: Excellent, first test is complete, now, on to the others!


Thank You for the feedback.
Next test: How do you eat the pussy? Rubber and plastic does not taste good.
5   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Feb 16, 6:33am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Next test: How do you eat the pussy? Rubber and plastic does not taste good.

That comment begs for a gross Male Chauvinist Pig reply:

Have you never heard of Kipper Snacks or sardines? I am sure they will fit in the slot.




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