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Looks like Rin's Strap-On Hilly fantasy will happen

By Rin following x   2017 Nov 7, 9:46am 3,205 views   29 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


#RinWahLaw

In reference to my Hillary Clinton thread ...

http://patrick.net/post/1309907/2017-09-13-look-i-believe-that-the-young-hillary-clinton-was-a-pretty-woman






I've decided to take action on my fantasy of a parallel timeline. I contacted a number of escort agencies in Australia, giving 'em a layout of how the Hillary Clinton fantasy would take place.

As a result, I've been skyping with one escort and it looks like we'll be meeting up Down Under during my annual vacation. Obviously, she's prettier, younger, in-shape, and has bigger knockers than Hillary but what I really liked was that she digs the whole role playing game of pretending to be a snarky Ambulance chaser by day, while being a ravenous Strap-On lesbian by night.

So her and I will have this fake relationship, as we patrol Australia for hotties to bang together. She's gotten a hot Maori involved, who'll pretend to be a beautiful version of Michelle Obama, and we're still searching for a Sarah Palin likeness.

All and all, Rin-Wah Law is back!




Back in the Saddle!

1   anonymous   ignore (null)   2017 Nov 7, 9:50am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Am I reading this wrong, or is your fantasy to be pegged by Hillary Clinton?

I never knew you were such a devout Republican!
2   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2017 Nov 7, 9:50am   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

This is so twisted.

IHLary? Eek.

Michelle? Ewe.
3   Strategist   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 7, 10:00am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
I'd been skyping with one escort and it looks like we'll be meeting up Down Under


Yeah literally.
4   missing   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 7, 12:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What's an ambulance chaser?
5   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 7, 1:43pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Where are the Bill, Obama and Trumpligula look-alikes wearing French maid outfits to lick up the cum?
6   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 7, 2:54pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Michelle? Ewe.


Except in this case, Michelle Obama is portrayed by a Maori Beyonce doppelganger ...

7   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 7, 2:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Where are the Bill, Obama and Trumpligula look-alikes wearing French maid outfits to lick up the cum?


Don't get ahead of yourself, one sexual fantasy at a time.
8   Strategist   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 7, 3:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says


Ohh yesss baby.

Rin says

Don't get ahead of yourself, one sexual fantasy at a time.

Hey....I needed 5 more minutes.
9   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 7, 4:07pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

What's awesome that she's already working on her American accent using political slogans ...

"We need health insurance, for all working Americans!"

"Education is important, for everyone out there!"

"I will fight for you ... for all of your needs!"

Seriously, she's gotten everything right for a sleazy political climber.
10   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 7, 4:24pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

And don't forget about the Sarah Palin look-a-like ...

11   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 10, 8:41am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

"I like to play with tits and then ... some ass" - excerpt of RinWah Law verses
12   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 10, 10:22am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

The ersatz Michelle needs to shout at 120 db: "I am going to plant my boot up your ass and break it off!"

"You aren't a black MAN, you are a black BITCH, you yellow freak!"
13   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 10, 11:27am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Some mood music for the session:

14   Roidy   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 11, 10:52am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
And don't forget about the Sarah Palin look-a-like ...


Gentle Reader,

Is that a Sarah look-a-like, or is it just a normal day for APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE?

I'm confused.

Regards,
Roidy
15   APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch   ignore (34)   2017 Nov 11, 4:37pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Palin has thumb tits.

Finding the right support has been her undying pursuit since high school.

Skinnier, too. Lives on coffee. Reason she sounds so scrambled.
16   Roidy   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 11, 5:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Palin has thumb tits.

Gentle Reader,

Thumb tits? Please explain.

Regards,
Roidy
17   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 11, 5:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

"Nipples hard as thumbs."

Palin used to hitchhike with them when she was a lass in the frozen northern wastes.
18   Patrick   ignore (0)   2017 Nov 11, 5:28pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FP says
What's an ambulance chaser?


@FP an "ambulance chaser" is an unethical lawyer, one so desperate for work that he will chase ambulances to try to get the patient as a client, in order to sue whoever injured the patient.

It is rumored that some of them have magnetic business cards which they can fling at a passing ambulance.
19   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 14, 4:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



I just want to make sure that no one has an issue with a juicy ass!
20   missing   ignore (1)   2017 Nov 15, 4:26pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Rin says
I just want to make sure that no one has an issue with a juicy ass!


I do! The view behind a bent small ass is much better.
21   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 15, 6:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

FP says
Rin says
I just want to make sure that no one has an issue with a juicy ass!


I do! The view behind a bent small ass is much better.


I don't know about you, but I ain't complaining about Beyonce's rear end.
22   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 21, 3:00pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (1)   quote   flag        

Rin says
Except in this case, Michelle Obama is portrayed by a Maori Beyonce doppelganger ...



Ppl, I've got great news!

The Maori gal is not able to mimic Michele Obama but she does know a bit about Beyonce so what she'll do is play Beyonce Knowles, a performing pop diva, with aspirations for winning the Democratic nomination.

This political initiative is what triggers Strap-On Hilly, to launch a full dildo sexual invasion on her backstage, in the changing room during a concert.

I can't wait!!!!!!!

This is going to be the greatest vacation of all time!!!!!!!
24   Rin   ignore (3)   2017 Nov 21, 7:36pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

In celebration, I'm going to enjoy a cannoli ...

25   KgK one   ignore (0)   2018 Oct 11, 2:56pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

What stops one of those hoes from claiming u raped her? Should u go mgtow or real dolls.
26   Rin   ignore (3)   2018 Oct 14, 10:23pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

KgK one says
What stops one of those hoes from claiming u raped her?


In the United States of America, seeing a hoe is illegal. In other words, an escort agency is only about paying for companionship and thus, anyone here can file false rape charges.

In Australia, an agency or brothel will ask if you want full service, which means blow job & straight sex. And thus, it's already agreed, ahead of time, that that the sex was consensual and paid for.

KgK one says
Should u go mgtow or real dolls.


In Uncle Sam, go with RealDolls absolutely!
27   BlueSardine   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 15, 6:03am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Don't forget your catchers mask...
Rin says
Looks like Rin's Strap-On Hilly fantasy will happen
28   HEYYOU   ignore (18)   2018 Oct 15, 10:59am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Put a bag over your head & fuck 'em all. A hard dick can't see.
29   CBOEtrader   ignore (2)   2018 Oct 15, 11:42am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ceffer says
Where are the Bill, Obama and Trumpligula look-alikes wearing French maid outfits to lick up the cum?


Is this a pornhub channel? Would make millions




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