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Merry Christmas to the Patrick.net Universe

By MrMagic following x   2017 Dec 23, 1:32pm 4,081 views   74 comments   watch   sfw   quote     share    


Hoping all your knuckleheads have a very Merry Christmas (we can say that again) and then a Happy New Year. Don't spend all those Trump Stock Market gains this year all in one place.



That's my 6 month old side kick celebrating his first Christmas. He's earning his keep by guarding all the presents.


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35   komputodo   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 15, 7:57pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Is Christmas Town at the north pole?
36   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 15, 8:07pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

komputodo says
Is Christmas Town at the north pole?


Used to be, but apparently China had cheaper labor force, so entire outsourced. Accounting to India, Manufacturing to China. Elf staff lacked diversity quotas mandated by the state, and lost their tax benefits. Santa and some bureaucratic staff mostly left around the pole for old time sake. Also there are rumors that some old fuck named Bernie is running around demanding all presents be equal.
37   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 15, 8:38pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayneIndiana says
Also there are rumors that some old fuck named Bernie is running around demanding all presents be equal.


That means 99 cent stores, or the Dollar Tree if you want to splurge.
38   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2018 Dec 15, 9:30pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

WookieMan says
God damn dogs. Pulling at the heart strings of me being a manly man.


I'm such a wimp. Dec. 27 2018 "Piggy" will be gone 2 years.
Miss that dog! Cold weather is here & we used to lay in front of the wood burner on the floor & snooze.

Whine sentimental old codger.
39   just_dregalicious   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 15, 10:20pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus!
40   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 16, 6:39am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
WookieMan says
God damn dogs. Pulling at the heart strings of me being a manly man.


I'm such a wimp. Dec. 27 2018 "Piggy" will be gone 2 years.
Miss that dog! Cold weather is here & we used to lay in front of the wood burner on the floor & snooze.

Whine sentimental old codger.


Hey, Hey You, you still haven't got another dog? WTF.
Get a foster dog for a while. The pound will euthanize dogs if there is no room especially during 4th of July fireworks when they are overloaded with runaways. You can foster a dog for 2 or 3 weeks and save it's life. We did that during the last July 4th. It was a wonderful experience.
It does not hurt to try it.
41   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Dec 16, 6:57am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

12 dislikes, those are the shit asses that Trump should deport, get them the hell out of here. And if you hit them, don't worry I'll pay the legal bill.

Probably Godless Weirdos and Asshole Sniffers.
42   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 16, 8:49am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Probably Godless


This Godless Heathen gave him a "like"
43   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 16, 12:12pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Mr Magic's six month old Lab and to the rest of you dogs.
44   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 16, 12:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Mr Magic's six month old Lab and to the rest of you dogs.

Lab is now 18 months.
45   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 16, 12:21pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Lab is now 18 months.

Whoa, did not looks at the dates. Did not know it was from Xmas 2017.
46   Tenpoundbass   ignore (11)   2018 Dec 16, 2:34pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Just in: A young woman has been found. Frozen. Boyfriend tells authorities he repeatedly warned her it was cold outside. More as story develops.
47   Ceffer   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 16, 2:47pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Tenpoundbass says
Just in: A young woman has been found. Frozen. Boyfriend tells authorities he repeatedly warned her it was cold outside. More as story develops.

She must have thought cold weather was a White Man's myth to oppress her gender fluidity.
48   MrMagic   ignore (10)   2018 Dec 16, 3:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
Lab is now 18 months.

Whoa, did not looks at the dates. Did not know it was from Xmas 2017.


Ha Ha

That's correct, he's 18 months now, and still here. Had a couple of instances where a one-way ride to the Korean restaurant was possibly in the cards, but he managed to skate past it. He's actually developing into a pretty solid creature and accomplishing a lot with the different training classes.

Ceffer says
and to the rest of you dogs.


I second that. Another early Merry Christmas to all you mutts and dogs. Hope Santa is good to you!

Merry Christmas from the pup too!

49   HEYYOU   ignore (26)   2018 Dec 16, 5:19pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Santa won't be coming to one house.
One of us has been naughty.
50   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 16, 7:50pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HEYYOU says
Santa won't be coming to one house.
One of us has been naughty.


What are you saying? No lube for you and no strap-on for wifey in the Xmas stocking?
51   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 20, 6:02am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

https://www.kron4.com/news/national/trump-signs-executive-order-making-christmas-eve-a-federal-holiday/1666591775.

Trump signs executive order making Christmas Eve a federal holiday.
52   HeadSet   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 20, 7:23am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says
https://www.kron4.com/news/national/trump-signs-executive-order-making-christmas-eve-a-federal-holiday/1666591775.

Trump signs executive order making Christmas Eve a federal holiday.


I like Trump, and fully agree with pulling out of Syria. But this, no. We really do not need another paid holiday for gov workers. What next, holiday status for some Jewish, Islamic, Wiccan, Mormon, Zoroastrian, or Puddish holy day? If anyone has a strong belief about some special day of superstition, just use one of your ample vacation days for the time off.
53   Evan F.   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 21, 4:47pm   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

A couple blocks from my house, these are all on the same block. Pretty notorious street in LA.





Merry Xmas!
54   Patrick   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 21, 5:39pm   ↑ like (3)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Merry Christmas to all!
55   d6rB   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 21, 7:04pm   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

HeadSet says
What next, holiday status for some Jewish, Islamic, Wiccan, Mormon, Zoroastrian, or Puddish holy day? If

There are 300+ gods in Hindu religion, and each has a day of worship. Lets all have 300 days off!
56   d6rB   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 21, 7:29pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Merry Christmas to everyone here!

Hopefully Santa/Odin will bring you all good presents!

https://sonsofvikings.com/blogs/history/viking-origins-of-christmas-yule-traditions
57   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 21, 8:17pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

d6rB says
HeadSet says
What next, holiday status for some Jewish, Islamic, Wiccan, Mormon, Zoroastrian, or Puddish holy day? If

There are 300+ gods in Hindu religion, and each has a day of worship. Lets all have 300 days off!


As of midnight today, the government employees will have 365 days off. Not that it makes any difference when they don't do much anyway.
58   Strategist   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 21, 8:18pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

d6rB says
Merry Christmas to everyone here!

Hopefully Santa/Odin will bring you all good presents!


I want what Rin wants.
59   d6rB   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 22, 7:23am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
As of midnight today, the government employees will have 365 days off. Not that it makes any difference when they don't do much anyway.

Problem is that they will get back pay whenever gov't shutdown ends -- for these days off. What should happen is that House and Senate do not get any pay or back pay for shutdown, and perhaps are assessed penalties for each day of shutdown.
60   d6rB   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 22, 7:23am   ↑ like (2)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Strategist says
I want what Rin wants.

Every man wants that.
62   FortWayneIndiana   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 23, 2:11pm   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Evan F. says
A couple blocks from my house, these are all on the same block. Pretty notorious street in LA.


Where is this? Candycane lane in front of Pierce College, or another place? Looks very festive.
67   TwoScoopsOfSpaceForce   ignore (4)   2018 Dec 25, 7:24am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Merry Xmas! May everybody enjoy a second Breakfast today.
69   mell   ignore (2)   2018 Dec 25, 9:59am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Booger says


Haha good one
72   Booger   ignore (1)   2018 Dec 26, 9:21am   ↑ like (1)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

Ripped off from another thread:
73   Evan F.   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 26, 9:36am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        

FortWayneIndiana says
Where is this? Candycane lane in front of Pierce College, or another place? Looks very festive.

It's actually the other Candycane Lane- in El Segundo. It's only a block long and a pretty concentrated dose of lights. They shut down the road for about 2 weeks every December for foot traffic only.
74   ThreeBays   ignore (0)   2018 Dec 26, 9:44am   ↑ like (0)   ↓ dislike (0)   quote   flag        



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