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Students Are Armed with Rocks In Case of a School Shooting


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2018 Mar 23, 8:30pm   1,746 views  3 comments

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Liberal Logic at it's best - The only thing that stops a Bad guy with a gun, is a Good guy with a bucket of rocks????

SCHUYLKILL COUNTY, Pa. -- There’s a rocky controversy when it comes to school safety in Schuylkill County.

The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District is in the spotlight after telling lawmakers in Harrisburg his students protect themselves against potential school shooters with rocks.

“Every classroom has been equipped with a five-gallon bucket of river stone. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full students armed with rocks and they will be stoned,” said Dr. David Helsel.


The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District was explaining his unconventional form of protecting the students in their schools in the event of an active shooter situation: give them rocks.

“At one time I just had the idea of river stone, they`re the right size for hands, you can throw them very hard and they will create or cause pain, which can distract,” said Helsel.

“At this point, we have to get creative, we have to protect our kids first and foremost, throwing rocks, it's an option,” said Dori Bornstein.

But not everyone thinks this is a practical line of defense.

“I think that's rather comical,” said one college student in Schuylkill Haven.

“It's absurd, arm the teachers,” said a parent in Schuylkill Haven.

http://wnep.com/2018/03/22/superintendent-says-students-are-armed-with-rocks-in-case-of-a-school-shooting/

It must be a school teaching cavemen, or Joe Biden's alma mater!

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1   MrMagic   2018 Mar 23, 8:32pm  

Wait, no one needs a "high capacity" bucket able to hold more than 10 rocks.

Do the students have to pass background checks before they can throw the rocks?

Will these be concealed carry rocks?
2   Y   2018 Mar 23, 8:37pm  

will the girls throw underhanded?
3   Ceffer   2018 Mar 23, 11:27pm  

Looks like the teachers are in for some shiners and knots on the head.

"Johnny, put down that rock, or I am going to get the hall monitor to blow you the fuck away!"

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