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All she needs to do now is have her feet bound in the Imperial Chinese tradition, stretch her neck out with metal coils, and get ear and lip plates and she'll be all set for.....well, I haven't the foggiest idea but she'll be all set.

Seriously, whom does this appeal to?

Evidently it appeals to her - sounds like another mental condition like those afflicted with anorexia (they see themselves much differently than others see them). She has a couple other problems besides tits to make her look like Jessica. She needs a face job to change her face and her arms and legs are too fat. Sounds like she can be a stripper for several years if she's really looking for some way to make money.

Reminds me of an old joke -
A place advertised that they had a stripper with size W breasts. One customer asked the owner what kind of act she did. He replied that, "Well she didn't really dance, she just got on stage and tried to stand up."

Well, everybody loves Boobs, though this is a bit extreme.

My question is why do rich chicks get Fish Lip surgery? I think it is a marker of class.

turtledove says

Seriously, whom does this appeal to?

Breasts are a very beautiful part of a woman's body, but this is taking it too far. She looks like a freak, not like slim and hot Jessica Rabbit. Look at her thighs, her whole body is out of proportion. She needs a psychiatrist, not another boob job. Another boob job would be malpractice.

thunderlips11 says

Well, everybody loves Boobs, though this is a bit extreme.

Pretty sure a lot(majority?) of Pat.net posters prefer penis over breasts.

turtledove says

Seriously, whom does this appeal to?

I've often wondered that about both Men and Women.
Men who go for that over the top Macho look, like huge biceps, a goat-tee, a bandana over their balding hair, Dingo boots and a wallet chain.

Women with enough make up to paint Barnum and Baileys Clown's for three Circus performances, hair teased 12 inches high, and implant this and implant that.

These people only appeal to other people who dress like them.

I think they dress like that to fit in with their friends of the same sex, more than to attract a mate.

CaptainShuddup says

I've often wondered that about both Men and Women.

Men who go for that over the top Macho look, like huge biceps, a goat-tee, a bandana over their balding hair, Dingo boots and a wallet chain.

It's not even close. Most fitness body conscious men want to look somewhere near Arnold Schwarzenegger's shape during his Conan days. And for the most part, a solid weight training can get someone halfway there.

Women, on the other hand, are f'ed up, in terms of body image where one day they're happy about being themselves, the next week, Jessica Alba, the next, Jessica Rabbit, and so on.

dodgerfanjohn says

thunderlips11 says

Well, everybody loves Boobs, though this is a bit extreme.

Pretty sure a lot(majority?) of Pat.net posters prefer penis over breasts.

Be that as it may, they can still tell the difference between something beautiful and something freakish. I like guys, but I am marveling over why someone would think a circus-freak body shape is attractive (be it male or female).

CaptainShuddup says

I've often wondered that about both Men and Women.

Men who go for that over the top Macho look, like huge biceps, a goat-tee, a bandana over their balding hair, Dingo boots and a wallet chain.

Women with enough make up to paint Barnum and Baileys Clown's for three Circus performances, hair teased 12 inches high, and implant this and implant that.

These people only appeal to other people who dress like them.

I think they dress like that to fit in with their friends of the same sex, more than to attract a mate.

The scary thing is, it's slowly changing what people think is "normal." These days, it seems there are more women than not who have oversized, melon boobs. Motionless foreheads are starting to look more "normal" than expressive ones. The same with big lips. It's even true with men. I was watching an old James Bond movie. There was a pool scene. My first thought was that everyone looked so out of shape. The guys weren't "out of shape." They just weren't super-cut. I suppose it's a little karmic justice that men now have to work to achieve some unrealistic "norm," too.

Strategist says

Breasts are a very beautiful part of a woman's body, but this is taking it too far. She looks like a freak, not like slim and hot Jessica Rabbit. Look at her thighs, her whole body is out of proportion. She needs a psychiatrist, not another boob job. Another boob job would be malpractice.

Even if you thought this was a good look, gravity is eventually going to do a job on all this. Small to medium has its advantages in that it takes longer to make them appear matronly and pendulous. I agree another surgery should be malpractice, but you know that there is someone out there who will be more than happy to take her money.

thunderlips11 says

My question is why do rich chicks get Fish Lip surgery? I think it is a marker of class.

I remember the first time I saw Angelina Jolie, I thought she would look so much prettier if not for the big lips. And now it looks "normal" to me. Seeing it everywhere has this way to making it seem like thinner lips are abnormal.

She should have hit the treadmill before she got implants.

It's a new bar sport: O-cup tilting, just like cow tilting.

turtledove says

Strategist says

Breasts are a very beautiful part of a woman's body, but this is taking it too far. She looks like a freak, not like slim and hot Jessica Rabbit. Look at her thighs, her whole body is out of proportion. She needs a psychiatrist, not another boob job. Another boob job would be malpractice.

Even if you thought this was a good look, gravity is eventually going to do a job on all this. Small to medium has its advantages in that it takes longer to make them appear matronly and pendulous. I agree another surgery should be malpractice, but you know that there is someone out there who will be more than happy to take her money.

I guess the heavier they are, the more they will droop. Yes, small to medium does have it's advantages. Never thought of it that way. I think I will stick to quality, not quantity

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

She'd be a mean tit-fuck. Lotta ballast, so she'd stay planted when you get up steam.

OTOH if she were to want to be on top you're a dead man!

turtledove says

I suppose it's a little karmic justice that men now have to work to achieve some unrealistic "norm," too.

You think unrealistic norms on women are imposed by men?
My guess is weight self-consciousness is at least 50% peer pressure from other women.
Men don't like bags of bones. But women are competing on who is the leanest.

New Renter says

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says

She'd be a mean tit-fuck. Lotta ballast, so she'd stay planted when you get up steam.

OTOH if she were to want to be on top you're a dead man!

You don't know how right you are.

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/man-smothered-to-death-by-his-fat-lovers-tits-while-having-sex-inside-a-mobile-home/

Daily Mail- A buxom 200 pound woman faces manslaughter charges after allegedly smothering her lover with her breasts during a drunken row inside a mobile home. Donna Lange, 51, from Everett, Washington, is reported to have thrown herself down on top of her boyfriend at midday on Saturday. Police arrived at the scene following reports of shouting coming from inside the mobile home and found Lange lying on top of her boyfriend, 51, who weighed a stone less than her.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/19/science/a-cold-war-fought-by-women.html?pagewanted=all

turtledove says

But despite her extreme proportions, she has no plans to stop.

....despite her extreme proportions, she has no plans to stop.