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Feminists Comfort Single Women


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2014 Jul 30, 5:44am   58,130 views  183 comments

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that's right ladies- don't you worry that men are never going to make a commitment to you in your entire life- you've got FEMINISM! No need to worry, don't you fret- it'll all turn out fine.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/GVuK44kWgxk

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lexi-herrick/things-better-than-a-boyfriend_b_5435700.html

Having a rock star career.
Queso Dip.
Happy Hour.
Getting to travel or move anywhere in the world without feeling guilty or restrained.
Harry Potter Marathon Weekends.
Any and everything related to Beyonce.
Chipotle.
Rolling up "squad deep" to parties and bars with your friends.
And then leaving equally squad deep to go get in yoga pants and laugh about every ridiculous escapade of the evening.
Netflix.
Re-reading The Fault in Our Stars 10 times.
Learning something new and unexpected that changes you for the better.
Singing obnoxiously in the car.
Wine.
Wine.
Knowing concretely that wine had to be said multiple times on this list.
Hanging out with your mom.
That miraculous moment when no one is really at the gym.
It's like, PRIVATE GYM, WHAT UP.
Pinterest.
Slipper socks.
Having some time by yourself to just stand outside and soak up the overwhelming joy that you're alive.
Nutella.
Gossip Girl.
Weekend sales.
Seriously, that crap can be half off.
The song "Problem" by Ariana Grande.
New shampoo.
French fries. If you tell yourself you don't have a deep passion for French fries, you're just lying to yourself.
Finding a new hobby or interest.
Actually having the time to dedicate to exploring that new hobby or interest.
Pitch Perfect.
Entire containers of Ben and Jerry's.
EOS lip balm.
Making a new best friend when you least expect it.
Waffles.
Movies with Ryan Gosling in them.
Concerts.
Taylor Swift girl power anthems.
Eating a home-cooked meal after you haven't eaten anything that wasn't frozen or packaged for too long.
Having a surplus of pillows.
Dancing like a diva.
Sleeping in.
Online shopping.
Understanding that half of these items are more comical than accurate and yet there is an underlying truth. What is the greatest part about not having a boyfriend? It's understanding that you do not require one to be complete. You should be happy with who you are on the inside, and content watching Netflix marathons and going out with friends. When the right guy comes around, he will. Until then, go blast some Beyonce ladies, being single is a beautiful thing.

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130   komputodo   2014 Jul 31, 5:43am  

The Original Bankster says

HA! edvard is Swedish? they are the WORST liberals on EARTH.

Swedish women are HOT! Dangerous too. Remember tiger wood's ex went after him with a 9 iron.

131   MisdemeanorRebel   2014 Jul 31, 5:44am  

komputodo says

They weren't hysterical, they had the "VAPORS".

Quick, to the fainting couch!

132   komputodo   2014 Jul 31, 5:45am  

edvard2 says

BTW... does anyone remember that guy who used to come on here a lot and make post after post of the most toxic, ridiculous, nutty right-winger posts? Its like deja-vu all over again.

Still can't shake that habit of putting people in categories huh? "right-wingers"

133   justme   2014 Jul 31, 5:45am  

I think it is time for Patrick to create a "Marriage is Slavery" bumper sticker, to complement the good old "Debt is Slavery" ones.

And maybe hold a logo contest?

134   komputodo   2014 Jul 31, 5:46am  

thunderlips11 says

komputodo says

They weren't hysterical, they had the "VAPORS".

Quick, to the fainting couch!

and give her a perfumed handkerchief

135   edvard2   2014 Jul 31, 6:34am  

komputodo says

Still can't shake that habit of putting people in categories huh? "right-wingers"

Its not a habit. If someone pulled up in a car that had a screamin' V8, tuned suspension, dual exhaust, low profile tires, a convertible top, 2 doors and so on you would call that a "Sports car"

If someone reliably makes right-wing commentary on a forum then they are most likely.... conservative.

To simplify: If it sounds like a duck... then its probably a duck.

136   komputodo   2014 Jul 31, 7:50am  

justme says

I think it is time for Patrick to create a "Marriage is Slavery" bumper sticker, to complement the goold old "Debt is Slavery" ones.

And maybe hold a logo contest?

The militant feminists would destroy your paint job and insurance companies would have to double the rates on anyone that had that sticker.

137   Dan8267   2014 Jul 31, 10:00am  

A great philosopher once said everything you need to know about marriage.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/MLAgViJoTbc

138   Dan8267   2014 Jul 31, 10:04am  

More of Bundy's philosophy...

http://www.youtube.com/embed/g390OacetKQ

139   Ceffer   2014 Jul 31, 4:05pm  

komputodo says

Swedish women are HOT! Dangerous too. Remember tiger wood's ex went after him with a 9 iron.

She told him to give her his best lie because she was going to slice his birdie.

140   lostand confused   2014 Jul 31, 10:48pm  

Ceffer says

komputodo says

Swedish women are HOT! Dangerous too. Remember tiger wood's ex went after him with a 9 iron.

She told him to give her his best lie because she was going to slice his birdie.

That is just the double standards that is rampant in this country. If a man went after a woman with a 9 iron, he would be in jail and carry a felony record for life. Instead she got a 100 million dollar payout and obscene child support and goes around claiming to be a victim.

He was one of the most well known and successful athletes in the world-what do you expect. if you wanted an ordinary man with a 9-5 job and who does not have women throw themselves at him 24/7- marry a fat, bald hairy bus driver or a toll collector-with a heart of gold. Nope, these whores want it all . They want the world to revolve around them and have men pay for it all and this they call equality.

Anybody who dares questions them is a misogynist anymore. The only thing is that people don't mind being called a misogynist or whateverist. Are there people who really think of all women/races in a certain demeaning way? Sure, but the pendulum has swung so far towards these women/minorities, that those whackadoodle folks are starting to seem mainstream. In some states, you could be a 21 yr old guy, work hard and be married for 10-20 years and the wife does nothing but spend your money and have affairs and she still gets half and alimony for life-for life-for being a slut. Then you wonder why they paint all women with the same brush. But the tide is turning and now for a small and growing number of women, the women is the one stuck with paying alimony and splitting assets.

141   dublin hillz   2014 Aug 1, 1:57am  

lostand confused says

21 yr old guy, work hard and be married for 10-20 years and the wife does
nothing but spend your money and have affairs and she still gets half and
alimony for life-for life-for being a slut

Why would someone marry a woman who is like that or who is perceived of possibility of becoming a leach? That's the root of the problem - as long as undesirable behaviors will be rewarded, they will continue.

142   Shaman   2014 Aug 1, 3:02am  

My wife has the opposite problem. She hates not working. It took three kids and all my powers of persuasion to convince her to stay home for a few years. Now she's gone back to work and couldn't be happier.
*sigh

143   The Original Bankster   2014 Aug 1, 3:14am  

too bad Peggy Bundy would be considered a catch by today's standards.

144   Rin   2014 Aug 1, 3:43am  

lostand confused says

man went after a woman with a 9 iron, he would be in jail and carry a felony record for life. Instead she got a 100 million dollar payout and obscene child support and goes around claiming to be a victim.

He was one of the most well known and successful athletes in the world-what do you expect. if you wanted an ordinary man with a 9-5 job and who does not have women throw themselves at him 24/7- marry a fat, bald hairy bus driver or a toll collector-with a heart of gold.

I believe that Elin was a nanny, before meeting the 2nd most successful golfer in history. Thus, in terms of social/financial status, it was already a mismatch from the get-go.

Just because she happens to be an '8' or '9' by French-Canadian levels, but from a more northern European country, she's entitled to date the sports stars, bankers, and so-forth, in America. Yeah, it's called being a debutante. And today, it looks like Elin's dating another billionaire type so I'm not buying the victim thing; she's a gold digger at heart.

The problem was that the story was too out in the open. Otherwise, she would have been fine, sweeping it under the rug.

On the other hand, as a result of the scandal, Tiger's lost a lot of endorsements and a bit of his concentration [ due to all the chaos around him ] so that since 2008, he's no where near, catching up with Jack Nicklaus's record of top 3, 46 times with 18 first places.

So Elin's richer and Tiger's a has-been Nicklaus wannabe.

146   Dan8267   2014 Aug 2, 10:51am  

Katie Pavlich is an idiot who doesn't know the difference between a liberal and a leftist. So nothing she says on the subject matter is truthful.

147   lostand confused   2014 Aug 2, 11:40pm  

Katie Pavlich -a smart, easy on the eyes woman.

148   Y   2014 Aug 3, 12:07am  

In other words, "She doesn't have a snake between her hamstrings, so I'm not turned on."

Dan8267 says

Katie Pavlich is an idiot who doesn't know the difference between a liberal and a leftist.

149   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 12:47am  

How come all of the politically engaged Conservative women are HOT, and engaged Liberal Dykes are well...

150   marcus   2014 Aug 3, 1:30am  

CaptainShuddup says

How come all of the politically engaged Conservative women are HOT

You mean all 3 of them ? Who are we talking here besides Palin ? Ann Coulter ?

The path of least resistance is for a ho to just go ahead and agree with her wealthy sugar daddy.

151   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 1:55am  

You forgot the FOX news gals.
Both regular and FOX business.

Who does CNN Have Jennie Mose?

152   anotheraccount   2014 Aug 3, 2:38am  

CaptainShuddup says

You forgot the FOX news gals.

I think they all use the same plastic surgeon.

153   Dan8267   2014 Aug 3, 3:06am  

Call it Crazy says

We liberals have been complaining about all those things and much more for decades. Don't forget
1. The NSA spying on private citizens.
2. The FBI and local police installing spyware on computers.
3. The militarization of police.
4. No-knock raids including many which have resulted in the deaths of innocent people and a grenade being thrown into a baby's crib while the baby was in it.
5. Using smart-meters to spy on people and then sending a swat team into a private residence because the guy was using "suspicious" amounts of power during the night running the servers for his Internet-based business and some judge said that's enough for "probable cause" that he's a drug grower.
6. Oh, and torture, rape, and sexual humiliation as "valid interrogation tools".

I could go on for hours.

Katie Pavlich is still an idiot who doesn't know the difference between a liberal and a leftist, and everything she says about liberals is a lie.

154   Dan8267   2014 Aug 3, 3:07am  

SoftShell says

In other words, "She doesn't have a snake between her hamstrings, so I'm not turned on."

Are you homophobic?

155   Dan8267   2014 Aug 3, 3:09am  

Call it Crazy says

lostand confused says

Katie Pavlich -a smart, easy on the eyes woman.

Which is why the liberals are scared of her...

The true picture of what type of woman/man (not sure which she is) liberals like is Rachel Maddow.

It's pretty sad that if you judge her by her looks rather than her actual reporting. At least I respected her enough to form my opinion of her as a reporter on her actual work. You are reducing her to a sex object.

156   Dan8267   2014 Aug 3, 3:24am  

Shocker: Right Wing News Editor Seriously Misinformed About Breast Health

I hate article titles that begin “Shocker:” too, but after reading the idiotic Townhall.com piece by idiotic news editor Katie Pavlich, “Shocker: Susan G. Komen Pulled PP Funding Because They Don’t Perform Mammograms,” I simply couldn’t resist. Now, Townhall has never been known for its intellectual rigor, but even in that notoriously obtuse shed, Pavlich isn’t the sharpest tool. Even so, she manages to plumb new depths of ignorant asshattery in this ponderously dull-witted piece.

http://wonkette.com/534123/townhall-reporter-katie-pavlich-still-unclear-on-concept-of-slavery

Slavery in America was the subjugation of an entire race of people through violent means, the tearing apart of families when an owner decided on a whim to sell a husband away from his wife and children or vice versa, and so on. We’re pretty sure that no matter how much of our country’s debt the Chinese own, they will never put you in chains and ship you off to labor day and night in a Guangdong fortune cookie mine (or even a Foxconn factory). There is a reason the DVD we are giving Richard Cohen for Hanukkah is not called Roots: The Saga of an American Family’s Tax Burden.

I can see why conservatives love Katie Pavlich. She's a thin, female version of Rush Limbaugh. She's not as physically repulsive as Rush, but she's just as ugly on the inside. She spews hate, lies, and half-lies.

Take this example,

Anyone who knows anything about American history knows that the lineage of people who supported slavery are today's Republicans. Back in the 1960s the two parties reversed roles as Richard Nixon's and Pat Buchanan's Southern Strategy took effect. All the Dixiecrat scumbags became today's Republicans and Tea Party.

To equate today's Democrats with the American South is utterly ridiculous.

150 years later and it's still almost exactly the same damn map.

In typical fashion, conservatives twist the truth into a lie. The truth is that the American South has always been immoral and vile, and the party that represents the South is the party of evil. That party today is the Republican Party.

157   lostand confused   2014 Aug 3, 3:59am  

Maybe the past. But modern slavery-slavery of men is a leftist product. The idea that to be an equal to a man, a woman needs to be supported for life in the lifestyle she was used to-just because she married a guy for a few years. The idea that some judge somewhere controls how much you give your kids and you can't even question how the money is spent. In some states, you can't even take a lower paying job by choice-because you are "cheating.- though that provision is more subjective in interpretation.
This slavery of men is a product of the left-the funny thing is that it is under tthe guise of equality -Hahhahaha!!

158   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 6:15am  

It doesn't take a Rin to figure that out.

159   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 6:17am  

Dan8267 says

Anyone who knows anything about American history knows that the lineage of people who supported slavery are today's Republicans.

You mean anyone who knows Discovery Channel programming.

160   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 6:20am  

Dan8267 says

150 years later and it's still almost exactly the same damn map.

That's easily explained, aren't Liberals currently actively engaging in Politcal emmigration to exploit geographical politcal leanings? They did to New York in early 2000's they did it to Florida after the 2004 elections, and they are trying to do it to Texas as we speak right now.

So in another 100 years after you've fucked those states up royally. What will be your turncoat spin then?

Will you go back to your Discovery Channel Chart?

161   komputodo   2014 Aug 3, 7:44am  

Would anyone here be proud to say that this woman Chanty Binx was their daughter? Just askin'

162   Strategist   2014 Aug 3, 7:44am  

Call it Crazy says

Your choice:

*

If I was to sleep with them republican women would be a no brainer. But if they tell me "NO, I have morals"

163   Strategist   2014 Aug 3, 7:46am  

Strategist says

Call it Crazy says

Your choice:

*

If I was to sleep with them republican women would be a no brainer. But if they tell me "NO, I have morals"

Hey, Helen Thomas is already dead.

164   komputodo   2014 Aug 3, 7:48am  

Call it Crazy says

marcus says

CaptainShuddup says

How come all of the politically engaged Conservative women are HOT

You mean all 3 of them ? Who are we talking here besides Palin ? Ann Coulter ?

Your choice:

*

*

Not fair..There's 3 men in the liberal woman section

165   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 8:03am  

Those are actresses. Not Politicians or Political pundits.
If they dare to venture into commenting on politics, Hollywood only does so while promoting their latest project.

So it's really a plug for a plug contract.

166   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 8:10am  

Are you kidding? I'll take her over any Libherhater.

Let me tell you something about Chicks with a gap between their teeth. If you run into a randy one, don't pass it up. They can bop on a schmeckle like no bodies business.

167   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 8:24am  

I like shorter and darker women, more exotic than Blonde American chicks.
That being said, if I were into blonde women, I don't see anything wrong with Ann. I bet She'd be a riot out on a date. We'd be in Starbucks just pointing and laughing at all of the assholes. Whooo yeah, fun times, fun times...

168   Rin   2014 Aug 3, 8:40am  

CaptainShuddup says

if I were into blonde women

Well, I'd like to have a copy of Charlize Theron but with large breast implants.

169   Tenpoundbass   2014 Aug 3, 8:50am  

I prefer smaller tits, big breasted women are always complaining about their back. They are slow to fetch a beer, and tend let the house upkeep go.

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