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Dan8267
2014 Sep 8, 7:39am
In a related story, S. Truett Cathy was surprised at the Pearly Gates when he found out that Peter and the other apostles are gay. "Who would have thought that twelve men hanging out with a guy who never married or even dated would be gay?", Cathy said in a celestial press release.
Dan8267
2014 Sep 8, 7:45am
Was searching for a Gay Jesus joke video and discovered that at least one priest thinks it's so.
curious2
2014 Sep 8, 7:50am
Was searching for a Gay Jesus joke video and discovered that at least one priest thinks it's so.
The Disciple John described himself repeatedly as "that Disciple [singular] whom Jesus loved," i.e. in a way different from everybody else. John wrote Revelation, parts of which read like gay porn.
CL
2014 Sep 8, 9:31am
Whatever happened to WTFRK80 or whatever his name was?
I saw this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-sosa/jesus-is-just-a-myth-tell_b_5749472.html
and thought of him. I remember him vociferously defending the historical Jesus.
Anyway, Cathy is dead. Can I eat Chik Fil A now?
Peter P
2014 Sep 8, 9:37am
In a related story, S. Truett Cathy was surprised at the Pearly Gates when he found out that Peter and the other apostles are gay. "Who would have thought that twelve men hanging out with a guy who never married or even dated would be gay?", Cathy said in a celestial press release.
What about Mary Magdalene?
Peter P
2014 Sep 8, 9:38am
read like gay porn
Fifty Shades of Jesus?
Jesus cocks his head to one side. Peter blushes.
curious2
2014 Sep 8, 11:37am
Someone is definitely wrong on the Internet.
That's always true, almost goes without saying now, but you might particularly want to apply it to this tovbot thread. I've basically given up arguing with a twit feed, but I must have missed the part of the NT where Jesus derides religion as the opiate of the masses.
Dan8267
2014 Sep 8, 11:44am
I've basically given up arguing with a twit feed,
Still a step up from arguing with Call It Crazy, Indigenous, or Captain Shuddup.
Tenpoundbass
2014 Sep 8, 12:18pm
and discovered that at least one priest thinks it's so.
That's usually all it takes to spread misinformation.
Dan8267
2014 Sep 8, 12:18pm
BTW, there must be a Youtube video that you can post that shows us how you feel.
"Fifty years after he created the sandwich that launched America's top chicken restaurant chain, Georgia businessman Samuel Truett Cathy died early Monday... Starting life in poverty, Cathy opened a tiny diner on the outskirts of Atlanta and built it into a corporation with more than 1,800 restaurants. He was inspired as a teen by Napoleon Hill's motivational tome Think and Grow Rich, whose mantra was — you can achieve whatever your mind can conceive.
" 'I had a low image of myself because I was brought up in the deep Depression,' Cathy said in a 2008 interview with The Atlanta Journal-Constitution. "I struggled to get through high school. I didn't get to go to college. But it made me realize you can do anything if you want to bad enough."