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"I need a philips bit for my drill."

"I... am... sorry... Mr. Valued Member. We don't carry Philips lightbulbs."

i can see the remaining employees fucking with the wheel bearings during break in the lunchroom...project success is not an option.

And the robot is not "envious" of the owner's "success" and hence will not take their frustration/misery out on the customer. Brilliant, just brilliant!

And without jobs, workers have no reason to tolerate inequity - and there will be hundreds of millions of them in the US.

The great siege of the mansions will begin. Not enough drones to kill them all, either.

The job creators are hard at work once again! Let's give them all a tax cut to spur this sort of righteous activity!

dublin hillz says

And the robot is not "envious" of the owner's "success" and hence will not take their frustration/misery out on the customer. Brilliant, just brilliant!

AND... they will not report the customers frustration/misery to the manager. brilliant!
Who wants to deal with unhappy customers anyway.

thunderlips11 says

Not enough drones to kill them all, either.

Maybe they can repurpose these bots adding a M134?
Goodbye Retail Associates...