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I guess humoring violence against women is OK as long as its a Liberal funny rag.

They are thinking about the wrong incentives. If they win the game, they get to rape and murder the wives of the opposing team.

CaptainShuddup says

I guess humoring violence against women is OK as long as its a Liberal funny rag.

Actually, what makes the humor socially acceptable is that it is advocating PROTECTING the weak rather than ATTACKING the weak, which is what make a joke socially unacceptable.

Did you really live on this planet for five or six decades without figuring that out?

CaptainShuddup says

I guess humoring violence against women is OK as long as its a Liberal funny rag.

Translation: "Waah! Why can't I say nigger?! Waah!"

I just don't get team sports. What's the attraction anyway?

Peter P says

I just don't get team sports. What's the attraction anyway?

I think it's the grown seemingly hetero men in close quarters groping each other without guilt and regret. But I still haven't figured out what goes on in the minds of people who will watch three fucking hours of the grab assing shit.

I can understand the golf crowd better.

To most men, life is all about getting in the hole.

ChapulinColorado says

'Murdering Your Wife Will Result In Automatic 4-Game Suspension'

What about mother in law? I should get a medal if I kill that crazy woman.

Peter P says

I just don't get team sports. What's the attraction anyway?

It's evolutionary based. Those who stick together for a common goal will increase their odds of survival.

Strategist says

It's evolutionary based. Those who stick together for a common goal will increase their odds of survival.

Except in real life goals are never that common.

Strategist says

What about mother in law? I should get a medal if I kill that crazy woman.

That requires a mandatory urine test and 4 hours of community service at the Children's Hospital passing out lollipops and teddy bears.

#MOAR #humor