Melania Trump is not Eva Braun. So what is her exit strategy?
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2016 Jun 19, 7:47pm 6,619 views 9 comments
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Ceffer
2016 Jun 19, 11:33pm
Melania will violate her prenup by failing to immolate herself on Trumpligula's funeral pyre.
She will make up the megabucks by writing a complete expose on her life with Trumpligula, including that he had merely a half of an undescended testicle, less than the one testicle of Hitler, and not even flapping in the jockeys.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jun 20, 7:48am
She's going to commission a run of Russian sex dolls based on her likeness, so that she can capitalize on trumps popularity among the frustrated white crowd.
Its amazing the lengths that the Clinton voter must go through to justify their actions. It's getting rather pathetic
HydroCabron
2016 Jun 20, 8:18am
Its amazing the lengths that the Clinton voter must go through to justify their actions. It's getting rather pathetic
Hysterics just lose their shit when a dangerous racist white nationalist demagogue gets this close to power.
HydroCabron
2016 Oct 13, 9:32am
I'm wondering how much more of this Malaria will take: hearing about your husband's tongue being forced down the throat of a People magazine reporter at the time you were pregnant, has got to suck.
Does she stand by the Room Clearing Fart of a Bloated Pervert Birther after November 9th?
Tenpoundbass
2016 Oct 13, 9:51am
Trump is winning again. This is how you cant tell, when they abaondon the favorite red Herring from last week and resume with the Hitler schtick.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Oct 13, 10:10am
Michelle O doesn't have to deal with any of this, so Melania doesn't really have any role models. She's on her own. I hope it doesn't involve more plastic surgery.
Just checking, did you get an appointment today and will your Obamacare policy cover treatment?
End ACA! End all private health insurance,NOW!
Those that can't pay cash for medical care for their families is a FAILURE & should
DIE!
I don't see her committing suicide in the bunker once the elites call in the debts of their little puppet. Trump depends on the perception that he's a winner in order to keep on rolling (much like Hitler, whose political philosophy he shares in large measure). When the Trump Train finally sputters to a stop, the creditors will want what's left of him, and there will be no more fools left to fleece.
So what's her out? What's her angle?
Some possibilities:
1. Bail before his net worth deteriorates to a level that would prevent him from paying off on the prenup
2. Wait 10 years, when she'll be about the age Trump loses interest in women and dumps them, possibly getting a better payoff under the terms of the prenup
3. Stay on as guardian of the Trump name after he implodes, milking the role of the loyal widow. Maybe serve as head docent at the Donald Trump Museum and Interpretive Center in Kiowa, Kansas, giving insight into the fetish items displayed, like the pistol and ruptured cyanide capsule he used in his final moments
4. Bail as soon as it's not totally obvious that she's doing it because he's gone full retard jack-booted riding crop fascist, and find someone in Manhattan with real money