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Patrick, Please delete thread out of respect.
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2016 Jun 6, 12:13am 66,992 views 320 comments
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Just to clarify what I typed earlier (typo):
"I respectfully request that turtkedove not expose his breasts."
That should have read:
"I respectfully request that turtledove not expose HER breasts."
Typing on mobile devices is a pain, especially with autocorrect.
mother and wife
With respect, you are also objectifying by denying a woman's sexuality and reducing her to wife and mother. A woman contains all of these things, and more. Turtledove made her own offer out of what could only be considered philanthropic self-expression. And we are here patiently waiting for them to be delivered to us, should Fortuna choose to favor us. (Admittedly, the title of this particular thread registers some diversion from the above-styled treatise.)
I notice in your catalogue of full red-blooded American male activities, you did not include Swinger/Porn Star/Sexual Liberator. This is why the Swiss are the happiest people in the universe. Us Americans with our Puritan-derived hang ups about sex need to put away the corn flakes and let the tits fall where they may.
turtledove, I wasn't even intimating I have the right to tell you what you can or can't do, nor was I even moralizing.
As I stated, I consider the female form (especially when cared well for) to be a thing of immense beauty and inspiration (e.g. Helen of Troy, which purportedly launched 1,000 ships and a war; e.g. Cleopatra).
I was MERELY stating that IF you change your mind and decide you don't wish to go au naturale, I'll be the 1st to defend your decision.
Ceffer
2016 Jul 7, 12:58pm
I hope the fellow gentlemen here concur in my sentiment.
You might be a majority of one there. Too many show up, Patnet is dead as we know it.
Supposed to read (above):
*(Rubs hands together gleefully)*
But deviously works, also.
Wonder if Turtledove's significant other would say:
"You'll be disappointed."
rofl
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jul 11, 10:01am
OK, who is going to upload these jugs to ratemyrack . org? What criteria are we going to use to rate them here at PNet? Or are we just going to sit back and appreciate what is on offer without ridicule and comment? Because if it is the latter, it is totally out of place for this site.
turtledove
2016 Jul 11, 11:20am
OK, who is going to upload these jugs to ratemyrack . org? What criteria are we going to use to rate them here at PNet? Or are we just going to sit back and appreciate what is on offer without ridicule and comment? Because if it is the latter, it is totally out of place for this site.
You realize it's only my avatar, right? No high-res photo will be uploaded, my dearest.
FNWGMOBDVZXDNW
2016 Jul 11, 11:45am
You realize it's only my avatar, right?
I hadn't put much thought into the resolution. If we can resolve a P.Net logo, we should be able to rate 'em, though. You do realize that men have been opportunistically grabbing glances of boob whenever we can and mentally rating, right? We seriously can't help it. Even when we are trying not to, the first time some kid grabs the shirt and pulls it out of the way, we don't realize that we are staring until we notice the female notices the drop in eye contact. In a split second, everyone knows what happened.
"You realize it's only my avatar, right? No high-res photo will be uploaded, my dearest."
BOO!!! HISS!!!!
BOOOOO!!!!!!!
That's bullshit!
We demand a large-scale, full HD, close up view of your rack!!!
Also, a tight and tasteful ass shot with "Trump 2016" scrawled upon those tight cheeks (like the one above) would be a nice, additional gesture!
GO BIG OR GO HOME JUST LIKE THE DON WOULD, TURTLEDOVE!!!!
turtledove,
Just copy & post a nice pair from a porn site.
Men are easily satisfied.
Also, a tight and tasteful ass shot with "Trump 2016" scrawled upon those tight cheeks (like the one above) would be a nice, additional gesture!
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Here hear!
"You realize it's only my avatar, right? No high-res photo will be uploaded, my dearest."
Thinking more about this and how tiny the avatars are, and how weaksauce it'll be no matter how bodacious a set of ta-ta's td has -
- Patrick, can you make the avatars MUCH LARGER ASAP?
Patrick, I've been recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars
I don't need no stinkin' avatar!
Simple minds worried about avatars & missing all the brilliance in the comments!
Let'em die dumb!
turtledove
2016 Jul 11, 11:30pm
recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars
Sorry... That's for platinum members only.
turtledove
2016 Jul 11, 11:35pm
turtledove,
Just copy & post a nice pair from a porn site.
Men are easily satisfied.
Totally not necessary. We have some great, tasteful, anonymous shots. My husband is a bit of a perfectionist, being a surgeon and all. The problem is he keeps trying to perfect a good thing.... That, or he's just enjoying his photog job a little too much.
Patrick, I've been recommending the site to all my friends, but they say the avatars are much too small. We should have larger avatars
Yeah, but the new draw is Turtledoves fun bags in a week. That alone should provide a FLOOD of new members.
The Republican National Committee Convention "meeting" has begun.
T-just a few days until Patrick upsizes avatars by 500% and turtledove unleashes those puppies.
Ceffer
2016 Jul 12, 10:05am
Let's hope that Turtledove isn't really the name of her skunked pooch.
April Fools all year long!
Come the think of it, Labs are often Cheeto colored.
turtledove
2016 Jul 12, 9:25pm
You've all been trolled, turtledove's a man
Since I'm meeting up with several patnetters this weekend, I guess you'll know for sure then.... Unless of course I'm the Nobel laureate of hoaxes.... Perpetrator of the biggest hoax on patnet. Is there a prize for that?
Trump's within a day of selecting his VP running mate.
Get your pistol hand on that bra hook, TurtleDove!
Be ready!
turtledove,
No matter what patnetters say about you,they are not to be trusted.
While you're there,give'em hell.
Epiphany! Turtledove is transgender.
YOU WON!!!
Hold everything!!
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?
You sly guy!
Y
2016 Jul 15, 11:53am
According to my linguistics analyzer, there are only three distinct carbon organisms posting on this site...
Hold everything!!
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?You sly guy!
turtledove
2016 Jul 15, 6:57pm
I must admit.... It's exhausting logging in then logging out, then logging in and logging out... Again and again and again. Profile schizophrenia is a real disease..... Conveniently absent from Obamacare mandated coverage, I might add.
Turtledove, it's obviously not mandatory, but a high-quality g-string (red, white or black, in color, preferably) is a nice accoutrement to a fine rack shot.
Dan8267
2016 Jul 16, 3:16pm
Is Patrick posting under "turtledove"?
exposed!
Great, I already saw Patrick's breasts. I was looking forward to something new.
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In light of the recent passing of TD, and out of respect for her friends and family, whereby TD could not have desired her real name be associated with her not-in-real-life comments and postings, please remote this thread.
Thank you.