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DieBankOfAmericaPhukkingDie says

10,000 starving wild pigs could bite her titanic ass and she wouldn't even notice

Still, you have to admire the moment She drained the Chalice of Babies' Blood, and vomited forth the sacred liquor onto the obedient zombie crowd. Her head spun around 360°, and her eyes glowed like coals as she croaked, her long bloody snake-tongue licking her eyebrows, "Hillary is in here - with us! What an excellent day for an exorcism ... You killed your mother! Your mother sucks cocks in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime! Aaaargh! Take Me, O Mighty Pazuzu!"

And then all the exit doors shut, and tongues of flame incinerated all the delegates.

I can hear the Secret Service now if IHLlary gets assassinated: "We're gonna need another Lesbian-In-Chief."

You learn something every day. I always thought Pazuzu was the gauche habit of rolling up your pizza before taking a bite.

Wow, that was the most wooden delivery I ever saw. She has zero charisma. For some reason it just comes across disingenuous and forced. I'm no Republican, but that speech was a hard slog. The part where she vows to go after the 1% had no visible difference than the rest of her speech so I can only assume it was all a pack of lies, because there is no way she'd ever go after the 1%. After all, she made over 27M last year so she's clearly part of the problem and not part of the solution.