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HydroCabron is kind of bitchy at times. Turtledove isn't particularly bitchy, and could pass for a man, except for the routine self revelation about being a female..

YesYNot I thought confessed to being a girl. PussyYesYNot is either a wounded chauvinist, or in some threads, MAYBE also a female? Perhaps PussyYesYNot is a YesYNot false flag heckler, who is actually YesYNot herself?

If PussyYesYNot and YesYNot are BOTH girls, that would have the makings of an excellent bitch fight. Hair pulling, eye scratching, and bra ripping, bring it ON!

However, PussyYesYNot could be one of those weird shapeshifting trolls, changing names and identities but posting from the same IP. That would usually be a male.

I am definitely pleased, however, I want MOAR eye candy! What MOAR can we get if he wins the first debate?

-Respectfully appreciating your assets!

The answer is transparently clear. We need an animated jiggling motion gif of Turtledove's assets if Trump becomes President. Bounce on, Turtledove!

turtledove says

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What's crazy is that I'd never get myself off over just a pair of tits, but because their yours and there has been all this built-up anticipation, I instantly found blood feverishly rushing to the mid-section of my body.

just any guy says

turtledove says

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What's crazy is that I'd never get myself off over a pair of tits, but because their yours and there has been all this built-up anticipation, I instantly found blood feverishly rushing to the mid-section of my body.

Just say it....You got an erection.

Strategist says

Just say it....You got an erection.

You too? You got a boner too? Blue steel...can't couldn't scratch it.

turtledove says

you really think they are women? Why would they pretend to be men?

Just my impression. What YesYNot wrote seems to often be from the perspective of a woman, even if he/she claimed to be a man.
I guess they are afraid to be trolled, in a forum where some people are very critical of women if not plain misogynistic.
But I think the level of incivility toward women is not worse than toward men.

Dan's selfie pic made me lose my wood.

@thunderlips11

You had said several months ago that you had an amazing avatar that you were saving for when Trump got the nomination.... You never posted it. I have no doubt she is better than my makeshift avatar, since no one I would have trusted to take the photo has any real photography experience.

Anyway.... Please don't feel that you would be stealing anything from my kind of brave attempt to show that a woman can be sexy and smart (most of the time) and also be a Trump supporter. I have no doubt that your new avatar celebrating Trump's nomination will blow away any effort I made. So, go ahead.... Many are waiting...

lol...my whole reason for being here...

YesYNot says

I shared personal details about myself and wife on this board prior to it turning into a political shit-fest.

Internet emotions meltdowns are lulz.

Remove that bra & all one will have is a lot of padding.

Turtledove's perky breasts united us all, briefly, despite whatever differences or disparate views we may hold or express (in a free speech forum that is righteously, justifiably and pleasantly raucous from time to time).

Symmetrical, perky, bodacious racks unite people and help to keep America Great!

Hey Turtle, I miss your pretty breasts.

THa'ts the voice of Leslie Nielson. But props for knowing who Ken Nordine is, and yeah, he does sound a little like him.

Strategist says

Hey Turtle, I miss your pretty breasts.

Reposted so you don't have to go back a page:

zzyzzx says

Thanks Zzyzzx.

zzyzzx says

Her stomach is perfection. But I wouldn't trade my twins (the kids not the breasts) for anything in the world even if they did spread my belly button a bit. And I'm fairly certain I have 20 years on her, with another birthday this weekend, in fact.

@Patrick

Hey, this thread got over 6,900 views. From a traffic driving perspective, did we do anything helpful? I don't know what other threads average to have a basis for comparison.

Given the amount of time it's been up, I mean...

Whoa, is that really zzyzzx?

Smokin' Hot!

American Women FTMFW!!!

freespeechforever says

Whoa, is that really zzyzzx?

No, Z is just a patron of fine photography. He loves a great picture and is a genius with memes.

The median is 312 views per post, so it's pretty damn good at about 22x that, thanks!

The average is 1196, but that's skewed by a few posts that have been around for years, like the original housing crash post with 406,833 views, and the bumper sticker post with 303,768 views.

Her stomach is perfection. But I wouldn't trade my twins (the kids not the breasts) for anything in the world even if they did spread my belly button a bit. And I'm fairly certain I have 20 years on her, with another birthday this weekend, in fact.

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You women are nuts. Relax, you're smoking hot.

Patrick should put the little link back up on the homepage so he can easily accept donations. Who knows, tits are inspiring.

errc says

You women are nuts.

You're right and very sweet. Thank you.

YUUUGE

jazz music says

I live in a Republican neighborhood

no you don't. you're an unemployed shitbag.

Stay classy landof. Typical republican Trump voter.

I think it might be Mish.

Why is this thread still going ? You can put your girly pictures in that other thread. Oh yeah, this is where you put pics bimbos that love Trump (not you TD - you're not a bimbo - maybe a bit of an exhibitionist, but we like it and thank you).

The only ones who put Trump signs on their lawns are the ones who want the local jihadi squads to come by and behead them.

Hillary will be indicted for perjury (before Zcongress) , and subsequently prosecuted & convicted.

October Surprise incoming.

You heard it hear first.

The Clinton Foundation will be uncovered as an illegal pay-for-play and racketeering operation under federal & state statutes, and Hillary, Bill and many other individuals will be indicted, prosecuted, and either plead guilty or be tried and convicted on a laundry list of felony charges.

Boom!

jazz music says

Nobody on patnet knows anything about me other than I post well documented thoughtful comments against neoliberals, not to benefit the lost and the losers, but benefit those who may actually be thinking about doing something about the challenges that we face as a people who have been persuaded through information warfare tactics to give up using our government and to instead funnel the wealth of the nation and the world onto relatively few dynastic families.

You are delusional, living in a make believe world.

marcus says

Why is this thread still going ? You can put your girly pictures in that other thread.

The other thread is for generic non-Trump related sexy pics, and this thread is for Trump related sexy pics.

jazz music says

Nobody on patnet knows anything about me other than I post well documented thoughtful comments against neoliberals, not to benefit the lost and the losers, but benefit those who may actually be thinking about doing something about the challenges that we face as a people who have been persuaded through information warfare tactics to give up using our government and to instead funnel the wealth of the nation and the world onto relatively few dynastic families.

I'll give you this..you are amazingly good at killing off fantastically wonderful threads.

jazz music says

Why do you love being exploited? The women usually don't care who wins, simply want attention from well employed men.

Yeah, that's it. First you get mad, claiming that people don't know you well enough to make certain statements... Okay, fair enough... Then, you claim to know what every woman is thinking... and why they do the things they do. You are a complex being. Everyone else is a transparent shell. Brilliant..... really. I'm sure you're right.

As for your judgment as to what makes a thread "wonderful" to others... Here's a tip. Don't click into this thread and you won't have to worry about Granny's opinion of you. But that's not what you really want to do is it? It would mean you'd have to hop off your soapbox and allow others to think thoughts you can't actively judge. Where's the fun in that?