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367   mell   2016 Nov 8, 8:44pm  

368   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 8, 8:45pm  

Vermont elected a new Republican governor.

369   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 8:45pm  

Bless all of you, even you Rew for voting Bernie in the Primaries.

Now let's bomb the hell out ISIS with Russia at our side, open up those old plants, and Make America Make Shit Again.

Then Mars, because it's being awesome is just what we do.

370   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:45pm  

Fuck that guy Mell ... big time.

371   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2016 Nov 8, 8:45pm  

turtledove says

Is it worth the risk?

In this case yes... Just chase with plenty of water.

372   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 8:45pm  

I just want to add, my son's military school had a mock election. Trump won at 56% of the vote. Ages 12-18. From the mouths of babes....

373   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:46pm  

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Now let's bomb the hell out ISIS with Russia at our side, open up those old plants, and Make America Make Shit Again.

Then Mars, because it's being awesome is just what we do.

I'm for it. Except Russia is crap. :)

374   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:46pm  

turtledove says

I just want to add, my son's military school had a mock election. Trump won at 56% of the vote. Ages 12-18. From the mouths of babes....

Same with my kids. Almost all the kids in their classes voted for Trump haha. I was surprised.

375   justme   2016 Nov 8, 8:46pm  

President Trump will crash the real-estate market, buy up all the ensuing defaulted/foreclosed properties for himself, and become the largest landlord in the country. Bwahahahahaha. Suckers!

Only halfway joking. He might do exactly that. Residential and/or commercial property may be in play.

376   freespeechforever   2016 Nov 8, 8:47pm  

The second war upon Iraq under Shrub/Cheney cost 6 trillion +, killed close to a million people, and burnished American good standing across much of the world.

It was one of the biggest fuck-ups of all time in terms of world history.

It was a turning point (for the worse) in terms of America's history.

All neocons, including Hillary Clinton, should be permanently shunned.

377   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 8:47pm  

In this case yes... Just chase with plenty of water.
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Believe it or not, I was actually waiting for some advice on this. Okay, a light one. It's just too big of a night not to mark it with a small hangover.

378   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:47pm  

turtledove says

I just want to add, my son's military school had a mock election. Trump won at 56% of the vote. Ages 12-18. From the mouths of babes....

Telling because not until later years do you form a true political identity.

(Edit: i.e. you vote as your parents do.)

379   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 8:47pm  

Hey, if he secretly brought up half the abandoned factories in PA and OH just for this moment, right on, so long as he provides decent jobs to Americans.

You know what the best thing is? My cynicism levels have decreased.

And, I don't need TRT replacement from listening to that shrill, harsh voice

381   indigenous   2016 Nov 8, 8:48pm  

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

You know what the best thing is? My paranoia and cynicism levels have decreased.

Sactly

382   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:49pm  

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

You know what the best thing is? My paranoia and cynicism levels have decreased.

Mine are up. (3rd drink time! Calling in *sick* tomorrow) XD ... hahaha

383   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:49pm  

384   justme   2016 Nov 8, 8:49pm  

I hope and almost pray that President Trump turns out to be the first president in modern US history to be a better president than anyone expects. Can miracles happen?

385   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:50pm  

Oops, sorry...they called WI for Trump. My bad.

386   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 8:51pm  

Rew says

Mine are up. (3rd drink time! Calling in *sick* tomorrow) XD ... hahaha

Well Rew, just wait until he tackles the Country Club GOPe.

Could even have a new party, the way the Republicans grew out of the Whigs.

387   Patrick   2016 Nov 8, 8:51pm  

justme says

I hope and almost pray that President Trump turns out to be the first president in modern US history to be a better president than anyone expects. Can miracles happen?

Yes, Schwarzenegger turned out to be pretty good after all.

388   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 8:51pm  

Telling because not until later years do you form a true political identity.
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My mother is a hideous democrat. Seriously, she borders on Communist! Both of my brothers are democrats. I'm the rebel. The only one who lived a clean life... never did drugs... never got into trouble.... always landed on my feet.... never needed help....

My dad, however, my real dad... The one I never grew up with... He is a Republican (ex Naval Officer). But you can't say it's due to influence... I've spent maybe a month with him across my entire life.

389   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:51pm  

I would welcome a new party show up for America.

390   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:52pm  

391   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:52pm  

:) Good one "Just Any Guy"

393   zzyzzx   2016 Nov 8, 8:53pm  

just any guy says

they called WI for Trump

ERECTION INTENSIFYING

394   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:53pm  

turtledove says

... never did drugs... never got into trouble.... always landed on my feet.... never needed help....

I was waiting for the had great boobs?

Come on Tdove. It's the new America. Even I get to say shit like that now. ;)

395   indigenous   2016 Nov 8, 8:54pm  

rando says

Yes, Schwarzenegger turned out to be pretty good after all.

How do you figure?

396   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 8:54pm  

Last thing I want to see tonight is Pantsuit's Concession Speech.

Let's see!

Rew says

I was waiting for the had great boobs?

Come on Tdove. It's the new America. Even I get to say shit like that now. ;)

Liberate the girls! Liberate the boys to talk about those girls!

397   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:54pm  

Thunderlips Russian Agent 0069 says

Liberate the girls! Liberate the boys to talk about those girls!

Dicks out for Trump.

398   turtledove   2016 Nov 8, 8:54pm  

I hope and almost pray that President Trump turns out to be the first president in modern US history to be a better president than anyone expects. Can miracles happen?
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I truly hope the same thing. I believed in the "movement," if you will... but I hope he lives up to all the hope we have in his ability to be an agent of change. I wish him the best. It won't be easy. But I truly hope he can be the man we want/need him to be.

399   Y   2016 Nov 8, 8:54pm  

pc is going down the tubes...

400   Y   2016 Nov 8, 8:55pm  

Our new president will teach us a new language.

401   MisdemeanorRebel   2016 Nov 8, 8:55pm  

Sometime this week, there will be a gloat thread. Here is a Taste:
Why Trump’s concession speech would be like no other in U.S. history

Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/election/article112552522.html#storylink=cpy
http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/election/article112552522.html

turtledove says

I truly hope the same thing. I believed in the "movement," if you will... but I hope he lives up to all he hope we have in his ability to be an agent of change. I wish him the best. It won't be easy. But I truly hope he can be the man we want/need him to be.

Your lips, to god's ears. I hope things calm down for the next few weeks so we can all catch a breath.

402   Rew   2016 Nov 8, 8:55pm  

Doubt it. His naughty words are old grey pubed crap.

403   justme   2016 Nov 8, 8:55pm  

I'm a hideous democratic socialist.

404   Y   2016 Nov 8, 8:56pm  

Red states will now lead mother webster to the promised land...

405   anonymous   2016 Nov 8, 8:56pm  

My penis grew by 25% in length when Trump won Wisconsin.

406   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2016 Nov 8, 8:56pm  

Rew says

Pot looks like it passes. We can smoke our way through the next four years I suppose. FUUuuuuuu ....hhhh ...

Hooked up with a hottie that works at a dispensary last weekend. She told me she hopes recreational doesn't pass in CA because:

- It'll be taxed heavily and all the money goes to one billionaire
- Under age 21 first time caught in possession is mandatory 6 months jail time
- They'll have to quit selling all derived products. Only buds, no edibles - to protect kids

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