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errc says

Voting for Trump is more like getting a bj and she's tickling your balls, and then her fingers are working further south, until she's knocking at the back door. You're not sure if society allows you to like it, but fuck it, it just feels good!

Sadly, you are in a car in her driveway, and her husband is about to come home and coast up the driveway with his lights off as he always does. When he runs into the back of your car, her jaw will clench, and...

https://www.rawstory.com/2016/10/apple-nixes-build-the-wall-app-because-the-creator-used-offensive-pepe-the-frog/

Apple nixes ‘Build the Wall’ app because the creator used ‘offensive’ Pepe the Frog

“I had a free game coming out on iOS today for y’all, but Apple has banned it’s release due to a cartoon picture of Pepe The Frog #FreePepe.”

Treadstone told Breitbart.com, “It’s just a fun little game where you are building a wall to keep out illegal immigrants, and as the illegal immigrants climb over the wall there’s a timer, and if you run out of time you’re out.” He added, “Your quest is to build the highest wall.

Apple reportedly wrote to Treadstone that it would not accept his app because some of the content was “offensive” and “objectionable,” noting, “Specifically, your app includes Pepe the Frog character.”

Over the last few months, Pepe the Frog has become a hate symbol for the alt-right. The creator of the once-sad-frog-meme, Matt Furie wrote in an op-ed for TIME, “Before he got wrapped up in politics, Pepe was an inside-joke and a symbol for feeling sad or feeling good and many things in between.”

The election where a cartoon frog has more journalistic integrity than the mainstream media. SAD!

#praisekek

This belongs on the desk in the Oval Office:

Pepe now in Austria to help:

If it wasn't for Hillary's leaky Wiki we would have never seen the mess she made.

Future historians are going to be so fucking baffled about the mysterious emergence of a smug cartoon frog that apparently tore down and rebuilt western political society.

Pictures like this will be in school textbooks (or school holoscreens or whatever they have) and teachers will encourage children to debate about they think it all meant.

We are quite literally trolling the far future right now.

Pepe in Australia:

They will probably go with Hillary and have a Liberal populist reason for doing so.

Made from liberal tears:

French Pepe:

Tiger Woods looks like a real life Pepe

Elections in Europe today (and tomorrow).

Damn, he does look like Pepe.

When was the last time you saw Tiger and Pepe in the same place at one time?