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This is true. I managed to draw a qwerty keyboard using only memory, but I had to pretend to type on my drawing to remember what each key was. I could map memory going from letter or symbol to hand movement, but not map key location to character. Weird, huh?

This is the only tattoo I'd consider getting. And then just to go out with a joke.

No picture and too lazy to make my own...

There are more women named Ashley Madison then there are women on Ashely Madison.

There are some things you can blame on autocorrect. This clearly isn't one of them. Autocorrect does not insert profanity and would actually correct against it. So clearly, the writer meant fuck.

rando says

The surprise is that it does not say "(left)".

Cuidado remember what happened in the World According to Garp...

Who set this building on fire

Dan8267 says

Who set this building on fire

I totally need to support gifv!

Besides if it was photo shopped why is he still but ugly?

Straw Man says

Nah,when they actually put deeds to their words, they go to the whitest milquetoast place they can find, like Canada or Iceland.

That one is really for computer geeks. Took me a minute to get it.

zzyzzx says

Wait, so telling people who are fatter than fuck that's ok ISN'T good for their health!?

I'm tipping that's a diesel buyback vehicle there.

If anyone wants anything from a 2013 Passat SEL, let me know. You have until end of February.

Notice how much faster the bird is walking as it exits the store.