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Yeah Me smack dab in the middle with a 1000 dollar bill licked and stuck to my forehead!

Pimple Tits!

8 things missing there.

But to be fair, the girls look good-natured and that's worth a lot.

It's the Hooters Dilemma. They need tips for implants, but can't get any tips without implants.

Ceffer says

Pimple Tits!

Yeah but I still want to see them

Most of us view Trump's twitter account as his way of getting his message to the people without the media manipulating and massaging it to fit their agenda. The butt hurt media is pissed because they are cut out of the loop and relegated to the sidelines. All in all, a brilliant move.

Damn Wahhabi sleeper cell judge.

komputodo says

Most of us view Trump's twitter account as his way of getting his message to the people without the media manipulating and massaging it to fit their agenda. The butt hurt media is pissed because they are cut out of the loop and relegated to the sidelines. All in all, a brilliant move.

Good luck with that. By the Power of the GreyskullConstitution and Congress, The President HAS THE POWER!!!

Ask Jimmuh Carter.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

CAIR is out in force tonight at the airports.

Just a reminder:

Iraqis planning to smuggle heavy weapons, including Stingers, into Iraq - from Kentucky, where they had settled when they immigrated. FBI says dozens of Iraqis immigrants have been involved in aiding or planning terrorism.

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-kentucky-us-dozens-terrorists-country-refugees/story?id=20931131

Of course, there are waivers for those aiding the USA

This does appear to have extra Judicial overtones.

As engineer, the reason why we tend to dislike many parallel laws is that make every thing a person does a moving target from some time of regulation or enforcement.

Just like Obama said "you can keep your doctor", and you couldn't, Trump said "this is vetting from high risk countries". They rub is that it the extra judicial nature predjudices the wrong people.

The Vetting process needs waivers for those who have been in process for several months. Else why were they granted a green card due to their immediate risk.

T L Lipsovich says

Ask Jimmuh Carter.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182

Add:

Exceptions exist for citizens employed by qualified US firms or their contractors who have active background checks, clearance, green cards, or have special exemption due to service in the interest of the US.

Still better than having Lawyers in charge........

The US Code says the President can halt the entry of any class of aliens or non aliens, immigrants or non-immigrants. Any. Google can ask for waivers.

Carter got rid of students, professors, the employed, the tourists in one fell swoop.

The Dems did not complain at the time.

The Obama admin halted Iraqi Refugees for 6 months in 2011. The media only mentioned it in passing.

CIC knows all the bestiality laws for each state, and the best defense attorneys.

T L Lipsovich says

Good luck with that. By the Power of the GreyskullConstitution and Congress, The President HAS THE POWER!!!

Earth to TLL, these people were already in transit to the country with a valid visa when trump signed the order. Where does the constitution address the issue of what to do with people on a long haul flight when a president signs an order? I missed that part. Want to cut and paste if for me?

Last time I checked the constitution assigned people called judges to sort out how how to deal with issues not specifically addressed in the constitution. Did that change?

Dan8267 says

CIC knows all the bestiality laws for each state, and the best defense attorneys.

CIC lives in NJ a state where bestiality is legal until last year. Coincidence? I think not. Now he has to travel to VT, WV and KY a lot.

He's blocking America's immigration order.

Tenpoundbass says

carrieon says

Speed traps are actually the main cause of driving too slow in the left lane and causes multiple accidents.

The biggest offenders here are those with Minority privlege.

They know what they are doing. They are driving 40mph in the left lane on i95 and when you blow the horn they stick their finger out of the window at you and give you a Mexican Donald Trump salute.

That's just their way of saying "you're number 1"

Ironman says

Tenpoundbass says

The biggest offenders here are those with Minority privlege.

Here in NJ, that's anyone with a NY license plate hanging out in the left lane.

People in NJ are better about not doing this than any other part of US I lived in

As far as hooters go, I like Korean hoes with breast implants.

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And listen to some Hard Rock!

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Ironman says

Real men make love to animals, living or dead, not little girls. Whenever little girls see me, they run away scared. Little boys, too. But I'm not into that anymore since I discovered the joys of animal husbandry. I just have to stay out of Switzerland. They are on to me there.

You sick fuck!

http://alt.astronomy.narkive.com/rs5T28fp/swiss-police-busts-goat-porn-ring

Swiss police say they have uncovered a goat pornography
ring involving more than 2,000 people in 78 countries.

She says the site was maintained by a creepy individual with a personal
crush on the likeness of Henry VIII, as well as a stuffed dog, dressed up as
a WWI pilot. But unknown individuals used a forum on the site to hide
illegal goat and sheep related pornography pictures.

#rechargeableBatteriesDumbass

Ironman says

bob2356 says

Now he has to travel to VT,

You're neck of the woods?

Like everything else you got it wrong. I live in new england, but not in vermont. I'm certainly not letting anyone know any closer than that where I actually live with so many truly creepy people like you on the internet. You can't check my IP either, I use an encrypted proxy service that I bounce around to different parts of the country and to other countries.

Ironman says

how are things out in the barn?

Still fantasizing about men having sex with animals I see. I guess when you are such a loser you can't even score with the goats and chickens then fantasy is all there is. You are a real sick twist anyway. Most people that fantasize don't fantasize about people like me who are old enough to have voted for nixon. Senior citizens having sex with animals is a very, very kinky fantasy.

MMR says

People in NJ are better about not doing this than any other part of US I lived in

Try Utah. Those guys drive fast and pay attention, Little old ladies will flash hi beans and give you the finger for dawdling at 80 in the left lane. I always like driving there. Especially after dealing with all the burnout no brain cells still alive ex hippies meandering around western Colorado.

That being said last summer I found myself on the Garden State Parkway in monmouth county travelling in the high 80's in a group that included a marked state trooper car through a construction zone with jersey barriers and narrow lanes. A very different place and driving experience than when I lived there 25 years ago.

Ironman says

Between your escapades with the cows in the barn

Keeping the fantasy alive I see. Here is a song called Imaginary Lovers. It was written just for you. Try not to get anything sticky on the keyboard.

www.youtube.com/embed/G6Z-DQGqM90

Its not whether an active filter can be designed to filter out ISIS sympathizers. Listening to some of the protesters, they have some of the same end goals as ISIS.

Its whether CNN reports it or not. CNN is groupthink headquarters.

Another pheasant blown out of the sky.

Another conference for pussyfied males . Well I guess theys got to go somewhere...

Good on ya!

i'm sure most liberals don't give a fuck about muslim. they just need something to bitch a moan about.

Ironman says

As a result of the Kentucky case, the State Department stopped processing Iraq refugees for six months in 2011, federal officials told ABC News – even for many who had heroically helped U.S. forces as interpreters and intelligence assets.

I can't find the part about Obama's issuing an executive order to stop processing the refugees. or the part about Obama's executive order stopping people with valid visa's from coming. Want to post it from the article for us?

Ironman says

Bill Clinton Wants to Build a Wall

How do you know that? He never says the word wall or build in his speech. You are a psychic now as well as being a devotee of bestiality?

Ironman says

It's starting to get a little awkward for the identity politics of the LEFT to defend their own history while denigrating Trump's actions.

The history of Obama deporting more illegals than any other president in history? And the highest percentage of criminal illegals deported in history? That identity politics? That history?

Riddle me this beastie boy. How is trump going to deport 3 million illegals with criminal records when DHS says there are only 1.9 million aliens, legal and illegal, with criminal records? Neat trick. It's great entertainment having a reality tv president. I'm loving it. More laughs then reading your posts.

I'm all for getting the illegals out of the country. It could happen tomorrow at almost zero cost. Start throwing employers in jail. There will be 11 million illegals walking south in a very short time. I'm waiting for all the right wingnuts, including you, to get on board.

That will never happen. Way too many people, including a certain orange president (who do you think cleans and cooks at trump properties?), make way too much money using illegals. So there will be a bunch of political theatre about illegals, but all the while making sure nothing actually gets done that will really remove them.

zzyzzx says

Let me respond to this with another AC/DC classic, which I want, playing in the background while I'm boinking away ..

www.youtube.com/embed/xuoXkMZvD5Q

Nearly forgot my drink ...

RealEstateIsBetterThanStocks says

i'm sure most liberals don't give a fuck about muslim

that's right, as long as it's out of sight. If they were to be relocated to their kids school districts, then most likely, a different tune would be sung altogether.

Limousine liberals, advertently or inadvertently, support ghettoization of refugees. Clearly has worked wonders in Europe.

This is the main concern.

MMR says

ghettoization of refugees. Clearly has worked wonders in Europe.

That hooters pic is a bit of a dis-service to all the humongo breasted Japanese women in the world.

PCGyver says

Ironman says

basically BANNING ALL PEOPLE from traveling and flying....

Sounds like an effective protest to me but apparently you don't understand that.

You have to be a Real American to understand