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Once Trump builds that wall, The Cans will be swallowing dozens of balloons filled with raw cocaine and gobbling up all the extra stand by capacity on FUCK YOU AIR!

No first class....just last class

Sounds like a Democratic party platform.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

The tariffs would be based on loyalty.

You get discounts for surviving previous flights.

I have no loyalty to major companies. They are all scumbags trying to rip me off. Except for Apple, Tesla and Costco.
I went to the AT&T store last month to get an iPhone for my daughter. I have everything with AT&T....lots of phones, internet and direct TV. They try to sell me an Apple watch. I tell them I already have one. They say if I buy the Apple watch for $389, they will give me $50.00 off per month for the next 12 months on the Direct TV. It's obviously an offer I cannot refuse, so I buy the watch. One week later I check my account, and guess what? No $50.00 discounts. I call the store and they give me bullshit. So I return the watch (i intentionally kept the box unopened) and file a complaint.
I have always had problems with banks, phone companies and cable companies. Damn crooks.

FortWayne says

Sounds like a Democratic party platform.

LOL LOL. OK, that was really funny.

I hate this airline already. Every time somebody gets off the crapper, the cabin de-pressurizes. The IHLs make you eat the peanuts out of their skeevy snatches.

Well as a symbol it's got a LOT going on, certainly not obvious to first look. But that could work in favor making it cool to wear about since the unenlightened wouldn't really know what to think and probably a lot of people would ask about it.

Sounds like TrumpAir:

The drink cart will be pushed by Trump and only have kool-aid, and be served in cups (made in China) emblazoned with MAGA.

Can someone post a reference explaining the blue/red pill topic?

Riding this airline is the worst experience I've had since watching the TSA agents licking their fingers after a body cavity search.

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

You get discounts for surviving previous flights...You can make a further discount by offering to help clean the cabin and drag out the dead and burn them on the tarmac

Will they let me fly the plane? I hear it's mostly done by computers anyway, and I can type B-A-R-R-E-L-R-O-L-L really quickly.

The red pill sperm is looking for a RealDoll.

Wogster = blue pill

Non sequitur

I'm assuming the airline will be able to overbook the flights by 10,000%, not be required to refund bumped passengers airfares or provide them with alternative flights, beat and sexually assault passengers at will, and charge $5 per mile as airfare, along with an additional $500 per-bag checked luggage fee, $300 carry-on bag fee, $250 fuel surcharge, $250 bed pan charge, $250 catheter charge, $150 anal cavity search security fee, along with multiple other additional charges.

In my opinion, a little more abstraction would be better. Not subtle enough. Then again, maybe you're not going for subtle.

What is it ? Sperm going their own way ?

Not bad though.

Well if CNN says it then it must be true. God that Trump really hates those idiots at CNN. They never know when they are being the joke.

What if it was exactly the same as the hat, but remove the blue ones.

He with the Air force one gets to ignore the most criminality aye Woggy?

CBOEtrader says

So Wikileaks could have been sourced via any hacker w a server in russia, iran, or china, OR any insider with access. The Russia theory is all confirmation bias. Its neither proven nor universally agreed to be the best current theory.

Or any 300lb Hacker with diet coke, or any gathering of Finns formerly on the 1001 Commodore 64 Demo squad.

With passwords like "Obama08" and "Passw0rd" hacking the Podesta, DNC, and Hillary's mail servers hardly required Gary McKennon or Adrian Lamo level abilities.

The real question is: "Who didn't hack into these systems."

We need to have Government Agents examine the DNC Server. When is the DNC turning them over so we can get to bottom of the hacking?

Would it be accurate to say: The White House is filled with idiots trying to emulate Trump?

How about a blue pill wearing a French maid's outfit on knees offering a strap on to a Brunhilde IHL?

BayArea says

Can someone post a reference explaining the blue/red pill topic?

@BayArea Start here: http://archive.is/20150610190226/www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/12v1hf/almost_a_hundred_subscribers_welcome_newcomers/

Oh dear. It's getting [more] embarrassing.

Pull the trigger, dude. You've lost it.

Well he didn't fist bump anyone did he? Or say "Uh, Uh, uh... uh... ISL!" a bunch of times over did he?
My Panamanian Puerto Rican friend who was 100% anti Trump even though he wasn't voting since day one.
Is saying... "You know I'm really am starting to enjoy Trump as President, and he is doing exactly what he said he was going to do."
Although at the time, he kept telling me, "That's what they all say." Then kept reminding me he's a billionaire and I'm crazy if I think he will get in there and do things differently.
Now he's saying... "I'll give you guys that, he's doing more for his voters than Obama did for anyone. "

He's enjoying watching the Liberals melt down, now he thinks the Liberals are a bunch of quakoes.

This time we elected a game show host. Next time should we go whole hog and elect a Hollywood actor? I hear Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) might be running! He's at least as black as Obama, and a lot more likeable.

I don't like that one as much. It just makes me think about seniors not getting the meds they need. Unless you notice (and comprehend) the little fisting female symbol, it's basically a commentary on seniors and pills.

Quigley says

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) might be running!

Trump's legacy. Hopefully, he will primary Trump in 2020 - if Trump isn't certified by then.

Consider the 2-party alternatives (actual photos, not fantasy cartoon):

What a great idea! Keep Hillary in a Hijab! Why not the full burqa? Better yet, all radical feminists required to wear the full burqa!

In actual objective fact, Putin is far less of a despot than the Saudi king is.

* Women have equal rights in Russia, but not Saudi Arabia.
* Gays are not murdered by law in Russia as they are in Saudi Arabia. (Not just with impunity, but in fulfillment of the law!)
* Russia is at least nominally a democracy, and Saudi Arabia is absolutely not.
* All religions are allowed in Russia, but only Islam is allowed in Saudi Arabia.

And on and on and on. In every respect, Russia is far closer to American values.

So if our leader has to suck someone's cock, far better that it is relatively enlightened Russian cock than terrorist-sponsoring Saudi cock, the way Bush and Hillary did.

KSA is more thoroughly plugged into established American political patronage networks and MSM mouthpieces. That's what matters in the new feudalism.

The destruction of the WTC and much of Manhattan's financial district on 9/11 showed that KSA is not an "economic ally" of the USA generally, though Bandar Bush was part of both countries' ruling families. Nixon's deals with KSA launched a terrible strategic "alliance", expanding his and LBJ's war in southeast Asia, and hurting America worse than Russia ever did.

jazz music says

Lashkar_i_Trumpi says

We need to have Government Agents examine the DNC Server.

Why switch the subject like that?

Becuase its directly relevant to the dems fixation on Russia. The fact that the DNC won't share their server which should help verify or squash their story, is quite relevant.

In fact. If we are to use Dem conspiracy logic, we should assume the dems are lying and hiding evidence of a martian conspiracy. I mean, what else could they be hiding? I'm shocked the NYT hasn't written that article yet

He probably thought that the term 'prime the pump' sounded familiar, because it had something to do with erectile dysfunction, and he was applying it to something new.

jazz music says

@CBOEtrader your post implies that Democratic party are the only ones who care whether Trump was colluding with Russia to take the election?

Your inferences are off. Be more specific. Perhaps use the quote function if you want me to clarify my words.

jazz music says

Do you prefer national attention be diverted to DNC servers and the prosecution of leakers instead?

Your use of the words diverted and instead are very leading... This is your false narrative showing its ugly face.

IF the DNC claims russia hacked their servers, AND they want to suggest this as a critical point for Russia to further manipulate our elections WHY WOULDNT THEY LET THE FBI LOOK AT THEIR SERVERS?

The only answer is they are hiding something. Most likely they know Russia will be completely exonerated

Tenpoundbass says

he is doing exactly what he said he was going to do

Right. What, the tax cuts for the rich ? The wall ? The improved health care ? The corporate insiders to dept of energy and the EPA. Attorney general that thinks seizing assets from citizens on police whim is really cool. I know you think it's awesome that he's trying to kill public education. Still blaming those public schools for your IQ?

Russia thing is fake news. It takes focus from what this country needs... jobs and better economy

Democrats are just full of themselves as usual

jazz music says

Why switch the subject like that?

Why switch the subject.

Counterintelligence and Cyberwarfare Expert analysis of the DNC Server is the KEY to the Russia Hacking Investigation

It's the one hard physical piece of evidence. Why the hell isn't the FBI getting it voluntarily, or via a warrant? You'd think the DNC would be begging the FBI to take a peek.

Unless of course, it's either inconclusive or otherwise points to multiple hacks at multiple times from multiple entities, in which case not only does it help destroy the "Russia Done Hacked Us" narrative, but it points to the incompetence of the Democratic Leadership, on top of their corruption.

Another thing the Media isn't covering much: The Bernie Donor's lawsuit. The Legal Defense Team for the DNC just said they could disregard the primaries and nominate whoever they wanted in a smoke filled back room, and Democratic Voters and Donors would just have to shove those cigars in their orifice if they don't like it.