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Without malignant narcissists, we would have to re-elect two thirds of Congress and the Senate.

Here is a list of Obama's impressive accomplishments:

1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint.

2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States .

5. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

6. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

7 First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

8. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

9. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

10. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

11. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

12. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

13. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

14. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

15. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

16. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

17. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

18. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

19. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

20. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

21. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

22. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

23. First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours.

24. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

25. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

26. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

I hate this kind of fake news. It is well known that Melanoma will sleep with ANY member of the male staff at Trump Tower, although she favors forged and genuine green card holders. A true egalitarian.

"I fucks to forgets the great, orange glob!"

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

sheetgeebeen

Just to clarify, that would be 'shitgibbon' in English?

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

one person literate in Slovenian

Jebi se, pička materna!

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says

FLOTUS

Under Trump, POTUS is Pussygrabber Of The United States.

What would need to happen that would cause you to sell ARLP?

Relax, SubOink. We have a dividend hike in the works! I'm looking to add another 350 shares here at these cheap price, to close out the position. 21.25 smells like a bargain

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This person is talking about 50,000 Dow!

KaaseThaanKadavul says

This person is talking about 50,000 Dow!

there is always somebody talking about Dow 50k ...just like there is always somebody talking about DOW 2000

Buy my book and I will tell you what's next...I predicted the bubble of garden hoses back in 1979...I nailed it so now I am predicting? ..well..buy my book :)

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SubOink says

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Laci Green just got woke, mostly because of her new boyfriend.

And the SJWS are turning on her, telling her she has no right to date non-SJWs and she's a fascist for dating one.

We've probably reached peak SJW.
www.youtube.com/embed/Zzp1VAvRv0M

It's just not cool anymore, and when middle aged fatsos in authority start openly endorsing it, it's over.

Result of defective sperm.

Guess who just got hacked by SJWs?

"The Left eats its own"

TwoScoopsMcGee says

We've probably reached peak SJW.

www.youtube.com/embed/Zzp1VAvRv0M

It's just not cool anymore, and when middle aged fatsos in authority start openly endorsing it, it's over.

WTF do you want me to do with that? I can't fuck it, can't eat it, and can barely look at it.

Maybe I can kill it......

TwoScoopsMcGee says

and when middle aged fatsos in authority start openly endorsing it, it's over.

Maybe that is today's version of the fat lady singing?

Laci Green, The First FGTOW, Feminist Going Their Own Way.

The heatwave of 2016 and 2017 have anything to do with ENSO?

Good maybe they will get a clue to stop the greatest threat to climate, stop over populating.

That's ok if takes six years to finish the curriculum. Students keep taking out student loans that eventually will be written off.

Looks like over 100F has been the average high between 1971-1990 for Delhi in May and June. With a mean temp over 90. Can't imagine anybody passing out from that.

When the temp rises to 120 with 90% humidity these bus stops will become death traps as thousands of people desperately try to get in.

They have literally hundreds of thousands of our tech jobs now, so they can fucking afford their fucking A/Cs.

Back to the caves for mankind.
Cool air was never so cheap...

www.youtube.com/embed/64PKoAiWhjE?start=92&end=180

Future Democrat voters begging for welfare

They are only unemployable to intolerant and unteachable bosses.

Just remember, the biggest welfare queens are defense contractors.

To much banter and why is this post still alive? The Charles Hugh Smith dissertation posted was so overly complicated. He uses his own charts with to many commas and his conclusions are totally wrong we are in 2017. Everyone knows what housing costs.

Make hair hats great again! MHHGA!

There is no substitute! Fulsome ass smooching and groveling won't do, it must be a proper knob polishing of the Royal MicroPenis!

Sucking on miniature shrimp is good practice.

Trumpligula Un-Jong!

The only way for them to prove their loyalty to the President, and the Repulblic, is to throw themselves on their swords right now. In case any neglected to bring a sword to the meeting, USMC guards are standing by.

Several of the cabinet have extremely thick skulls and might have too much difficulty removing the bone from the back of the eye socket. OTOH, an assistant with a crab hammer and fork could remove any sharp bones that might otherwise scratch the President's manhood:

Vitreous Humor is excellent lubricant.

He just needs to crush the eyeball on his dick like a big grape.