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Merry Christmas to the Patrick.net Universe


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2017 Dec 23, 1:32pm   13,461 views  65 comments

by MrMagic   ➕follow (2)   💰tip   ignore  

Hoping all your knuckleheads have a very Merry Christmas (we can say that again) and then a Happy New Year. Don't spend all those Trump Stock Market gains this year all in one place.



That's my 6 month old side kick celebrating his first Christmas. He's earning his keep by guarding all the presents.


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13   Strategist   2017 Dec 25, 9:08am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
Like most everyone in AMERICA! I have to keep watch with everything belt-fed we can lift at the house to guard our creche from LIBBY! CUNTS! who are always trying to sneak into the yard and take a shit on BABY! JESUS! in the manger and light our CHRISTMAS! tree on fire to prosecute the LIBBY! CUNT! JIHAD! ON! CHRISTMAS!

Car loads of LIBBY! CUNTS! arrive all day and night shouting DIE! BABY! JESUS!, FUCKING! DIE! while brandishing usually pathetic ordnance.

Wife took out 9 of these ASSHOLE!s just before dawn. We celebrated by putting their heads on stakes around the manager with crowns to show that we got NINE! kings instead of the usual three because our creche is so FUCKING! ULTRABAD!

WINNING!


Glad you're having a Merry Christmas.
14   mell   2017 Dec 25, 9:10am  

Strategist says
Glad you're having a Merry Christmas.


lol. Merry Christmas from Tahoe everybody. Possibly one of the best ever. Ending the year on a high note. MAGA!
15   Strategist   2017 Dec 25, 9:16am  

HEYYOU says
Some dogs are easy to train.
Most of mine were self taught. They would eat,sleep,chew stuff,bark,run in circles without coaxing & relieve
themselves wherever they saw fit.


My dog does everything I do too.
16   Ceffer   2017 Dec 25, 10:10am  

APOCALYPSEFUCK_is_ADORABLE says
everything belt-fed we can lift at the house to guard our creche from LIBBY! CUNTS!


A flamethrower from baby Jesus' snout would have done the trick.
17   anonymous   2017 Dec 25, 10:35am  

Merry Christmas! I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
18   anonymous   2017 Dec 25, 1:15pm  

19   Strategist   2017 Dec 25, 2:02pm  

anon_c6dfa says


Fuck Off. Get your own presents.
20   Ceffer   2017 Dec 25, 3:21pm  

Bernie wants to take the presents and give you the wrappings. It's all good, comrades, in the Great Socialist Paradise!
21   Strategist   2017 Dec 25, 7:31pm  

Sniper says

Does he drink beer, sleep with your wife, go grocery shopping, pay the bills?


It's a she. :)
22   Onvacation   2017 Dec 25, 7:39pm  

Strategist says
Sniper says

Does he drink beer, sleep with your wife, go grocery shopping, pay the bills?


It's a she. :)

And?
23   Strategist   2017 Dec 25, 8:00pm  

Sniper says
Strategist says
Sniper says

Does he drink beer, sleep with your wife, go grocery shopping, pay the bills?


It's a she. :)


HHmmmm, well, some of that could still hold true, even as a "she", right??


Post 25 was a response to what post 24 said. I meant Hey You has dogs that mimic the master, "They would eat,sleep,chew stuff,bark,run in circles without coaxing & relieve
themselves wherever they saw fit"
I could have been more clear, but that's the internet. :)
24   WookieMan   2017 Dec 25, 9:56pm  

HEYYOU says
Lost my dog Dec.27 2016. Miss her a lot!
Had dogs all my life & she was the best.
We would lay on the floor in front of the wood burner & nap.
"Give them what time you can ,what food you can,what love you can & in return they give all."

Yes! I've got tears in my eyes.


We just put down the old Chewy Bear on Dec. 7th. Not my first dog, but was our first "kid" for my wife and I. That was a rough day to say the least. God damn dogs. Pulling at the heart strings of me being a manly man.
26   Tenpoundbass   2018 Dec 15, 5:25pm  

Booger says


no No! You're thinking of Santa Crawse.
27   Strategist   2018 Dec 15, 5:45pm  

Tenpoundbass says


Love the Christmas Town. Always wanted to visit it and breathe the fresh air. Maybe next year.
28   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2018 Dec 15, 6:07pm  

Merry Christmas everyone.
29   komputodo   2018 Dec 15, 7:57pm  

Is Christmas Town at the north pole?
30   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2018 Dec 15, 8:07pm  

komputodo says
Is Christmas Town at the north pole?


Used to be, but apparently China had cheaper labor force, so entire outsourced. Accounting to India, Manufacturing to China. Elf staff lacked diversity quotas mandated by the state, and lost their tax benefits. Santa and some bureaucratic staff mostly left around the pole for old time sake. Also there are rumors that some old fuck named Bernie is running around demanding all presents be equal.
31   Strategist   2018 Dec 15, 8:38pm  

FortWayneIndiana says
Also there are rumors that some old fuck named Bernie is running around demanding all presents be equal.


That means 99 cent stores, or the Dollar Tree if you want to splurge.
32   Maga_Chaos_Monkey   2018 Dec 15, 10:20pm  

I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus!
33   Strategist   2018 Dec 16, 6:39am  

HEYYOU says
WookieMan says
God damn dogs. Pulling at the heart strings of me being a manly man.


I'm such a wimp. Dec. 27 2018 "Piggy" will be gone 2 years.
Miss that dog! Cold weather is here & we used to lay in front of the wood burner on the floor & snooze.

Whine sentimental old codger.


Hey, Hey You, you still haven't got another dog? WTF.
Get a foster dog for a while. The pound will euthanize dogs if there is no room especially during 4th of July fireworks when they are overloaded with runaways. You can foster a dog for 2 or 3 weeks and save it's life. We did that during the last July 4th. It was a wonderful experience.
It does not hurt to try it.
34   Tenpoundbass   2018 Dec 16, 6:57am  

12 dislikes, those are the shit asses that Trump should deport, get them the hell out of here. And if you hit them, don't worry I'll pay the legal bill.

Probably Godless Weirdos and Asshole Sniffers.
35   Strategist   2018 Dec 16, 8:49am  

Tenpoundbass says
Probably Godless


This Godless Heathen gave him a "like"
36   HeadSet   2018 Dec 16, 12:12pm  

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Mr Magic's six month old Lab and to the rest of you dogs.
37   Ceffer   2018 Dec 16, 12:17pm  

HeadSet says
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Mr Magic's six month old Lab and to the rest of you dogs.

Lab is now 18 months.
38   HeadSet   2018 Dec 16, 12:21pm  

Lab is now 18 months.

Whoa, did not looks at the dates. Did not know it was from Xmas 2017.
39   Tenpoundbass   2018 Dec 16, 2:34pm  

Just in: A young woman has been found. Frozen. Boyfriend tells authorities he repeatedly warned her it was cold outside. More as story develops.
40   Ceffer   2018 Dec 16, 2:47pm  

Tenpoundbass says
Just in: A young woman has been found. Frozen. Boyfriend tells authorities he repeatedly warned her it was cold outside. More as story develops.

She must have thought cold weather was a White Man's myth to oppress her gender fluidity.
41   MrMagic   2018 Dec 16, 3:11pm  

HeadSet says
Lab is now 18 months.

Whoa, did not looks at the dates. Did not know it was from Xmas 2017.


Ha Ha

That's correct, he's 18 months now, and still here. Had a couple of instances where a one-way ride to the Korean restaurant was possibly in the cards, but he managed to skate past it. He's actually developing into a pretty solid creature and accomplishing a lot with the different training classes.

Ceffer says
and to the rest of you dogs.


I second that. Another early Merry Christmas to all you mutts and dogs. Hope Santa is good to you!

Merry Christmas from the pup too!

42   HeadSet   2018 Dec 16, 7:50pm  

HEYYOU says
Santa won't be coming to one house.
One of us has been naughty.


What are you saying? No lube for you and no strap-on for wifey in the Xmas stocking?
43   Booger   2018 Dec 20, 6:02am  

https://www.kron4.com/news/national/trump-signs-executive-order-making-christmas-eve-a-federal-holiday/1666591775.

Trump signs executive order making Christmas Eve a federal holiday.
44   HeadSet   2018 Dec 20, 7:23am  

Booger says
https://www.kron4.com/news/national/trump-signs-executive-order-making-christmas-eve-a-federal-holiday/1666591775.

Trump signs executive order making Christmas Eve a federal holiday.


I like Trump, and fully agree with pulling out of Syria. But this, no. We really do not need another paid holiday for gov workers. What next, holiday status for some Jewish, Islamic, Wiccan, Mormon, Zoroastrian, or Puddish holy day? If anyone has a strong belief about some special day of superstition, just use one of your ample vacation days for the time off.
45   Evan F.   2018 Dec 21, 4:47pm  

A couple blocks from my house, these are all on the same block. Pretty notorious street in LA.





Merry Xmas!
46   Patrick   2018 Dec 21, 5:39pm  

Merry Christmas to all!
47   Bd6r   2018 Dec 21, 7:04pm  

HeadSet says
What next, holiday status for some Jewish, Islamic, Wiccan, Mormon, Zoroastrian, or Puddish holy day? If

There are 300+ gods in Hindu religion, and each has a day of worship. Lets all have 300 days off!
48   Bd6r   2018 Dec 21, 7:29pm  

Merry Christmas to everyone here!

Hopefully Santa/Odin will bring you all good presents!

https://sonsofvikings.com/blogs/history/viking-origins-of-christmas-yule-traditions
49   Strategist   2018 Dec 21, 8:17pm  

d6rB says
HeadSet says
What next, holiday status for some Jewish, Islamic, Wiccan, Mormon, Zoroastrian, or Puddish holy day? If

There are 300+ gods in Hindu religion, and each has a day of worship. Lets all have 300 days off!


As of midnight today, the government employees will have 365 days off. Not that it makes any difference when they don't do much anyway.
50   Strategist   2018 Dec 21, 8:18pm  

d6rB says
Merry Christmas to everyone here!

Hopefully Santa/Odin will bring you all good presents!


I want what Rin wants.
51   Bd6r   2018 Dec 22, 7:23am  

Strategist says
As of midnight today, the government employees will have 365 days off. Not that it makes any difference when they don't do much anyway.

Problem is that they will get back pay whenever gov't shutdown ends -- for these days off. What should happen is that House and Senate do not get any pay or back pay for shutdown, and perhaps are assessed penalties for each day of shutdown.
52   Bd6r   2018 Dec 22, 7:23am  

Strategist says
I want what Rin wants.

Every man wants that.

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