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Booger
2018 Dec 13, 4:09pm
Booger
2018 Dec 13, 4:09pm
This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker:
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RWSGFY
2018 Dec 13, 7:09pm
RWSGFY
2018 Dec 13, 7:09pm
Booger says
Was it designed by a Millenial?
This is what happens when you take the ice tray out of a freezer with an automatic ice maker:
Was it designed by a Millenial?
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Patrick
2019 Jan 3, 7:48pm
Patrick
2019 Jan 3, 7:48pm
Tenpoundbass says
Well, this is relevant. I found that my Y chromosome and my male-line relatives are from the McDonald clan of Scotland. The explanation is that I am probably descended from some McDonald who moved from Scotland to Ireland more than 500 years ago to fight as a mercenary for a local Irish "king". There was a whole class of Scots who did that and are known as Galloglass.
Shakespeare mentions gallowglasses in his play Macbeth:
This one is for Patrick
Well, this is relevant. I found that my Y chromosome and my male-line relatives are from the McDonald clan of Scotland. The explanation is that I am probably descended from some McDonald who moved from Scotland to Ireland more than 500 years ago to fight as a mercenary for a local Irish "king". There was a whole class of Scots who did that and are known as Galloglass.
Shakespeare mentions gallowglasses in his play Macbeth:
The merciless Macdonwald,
Worthy to be a rebel, for to that
The multiplying villainies of nature
Do swarm upon him, from the Western isles
Of kerns and gallowglasses is supplied
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Strategist
2019 Jan 3, 8:03pm
Strategist
2019 Jan 3, 8:03pm
Patrick says
Lucky you, Patrick. That ancestor Lad of yours not only survived, but was horny as hell to procreate.
Well, this is relevant. I found that my Y chromosome and my male-line relatives are from the McDonald clan of Scotland. The explanation is that I am probably descended from some McDonald who moved from Scotland to Ireland more than 500 years ago to fight as a mercenary for a local Irish "king". There was a whole class of Scots who did that and are known as Galloglass.
Lucky you, Patrick. That ancestor Lad of yours not only survived, but was horny as hell to procreate.
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Patrick
2019 Jan 3, 8:32pm
Patrick
2019 Jan 3, 8:32pm
It's a fun idea. I'm not sure about the gallowglass thing, only that I have the same Y chromosome as most McDonald men, and that they did volunteer.
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Patrick
2019 Jan 5, 5:07pm
Took this picture myself in Bremerton, WA after getting off the ferry from Seattle today.
Patrick
2019 Jan 5, 5:07pm
Took this picture myself in Bremerton, WA after getting off the ferry from Seattle today.
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porkchopXpress
2019 Jan 5, 6:32pm
porkchopXpress
2019 Jan 5, 6:32pm
Patrick says
Took this picture myself in Bremerton, WA after getting off the ferry from Seattle today.Flip phone? Lol, just kidding
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Patrick
2019 Jan 5, 7:07pm
Patrick
2019 Jan 5, 7:07pm
porkchopexpress says
iPhone. Grainy, but it was from quite a distance and then cropped.
Flip phone? Lol, just kidding
iPhone. Grainy, but it was from quite a distance and then cropped.
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