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Expresso shots?

So, their latte foam comes from OD'd junkies?

Damn you, Republican party, for ruining the great city of Seattle!

Liberalism tends to destroy everything, they think they are creating a social revolution when all they are doing is destroying the barriers that they don't understand. They don't understand the benefits of those barriers that generations created to put an end to human stupidity and evil.

Starbucks Unveils New White Privilege Latte !



SEATTLE, WA—The coffee monolith Starbucks is introducing a brand new drink that promises to begin the hard work of ending racism in America. The new “White Privilege Latte” will cost $50 a cup and taste like pure hatred, bigotry, and regret. “This will be the most progressive drink on the market today,” said marketing director at Starbucks, Madeline Kohn.

The drink will come in a special new bright white cup with the words “SHAME”, “REGRET”, and “DISGRACE” in red stamped across the front of the cup depending on its flavor. The drink will only be sold to those of Caucasian descent in order to combat racism. The cup is designed to maximize the public shame experienced by the person drinking from it. Purchasers will also be taken aside by a barista and lectured for three hours about social progress and then put through a rigorous process of shaming, scolding, and being berated. Finally, the customer will choke back the bitter drink with tears streaming down their faces with their mouth forced shut so that none of the drink may be regurgitated.

While paying for the drink, you'll give the barista your name, but instead, they'll write a slur about how pasty white you are, such as "cracker" or "white boy."

When asked why anybody would voluntarily pay $50 for a vile drink and horrible overall customer experience, Kohn explained that the company is planning an extensive social media shaming campaign that will drive whites to their stores en masse to seek penance for their evils. “Anti-white racism is really hot right now, especially among white people — our biggest customer demographic. We expect to do forty billion in sales the first month,” added Kohn with confidence.

"Besides, people already overpay for bitter beverages at our store," she added.

The ad campaign, featuring slogans such as, “The drink you deserve,” “It’s Wrong to be White,” and “White people, you are all literally Hitler. Buy this drink” will hit social media and Starbucks locations later this week. Discounts will be offered to those of mixed minority and Caucasian heritage.

https://babylonbee.com/news/starbucks-unveils-new-white-privilege-latte

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Kakistocracy says

Discounts will be offered to those of mixed minority and Caucasian heritage.

How do your friends in Russia feel about that?

Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction. It happened in Portland...
The Internet Locusts Descend on Ristretto Roasters
Camila was the operations manager, overseeing staff at four cafes and,over the summer of 2018, she had become increasingly difficult for my husband to work with. At weekly management meetings, she would recommend operational changes beyond her purview. She wanted Ristretto to host a “Reparations Happy Hour,” which would involve stationing white people at the front door to buy patrons of color a coffee. She hired someone for a key management position without Din having met or okayed the person, and sought to push the company in directions he saw as neither feasible nor useful.

Fortwaynemobile says

Liberalism tends to destroy everything, they think they are creating a social revolution when all they are doing is destroying the barriers that they don't understand. They don't understand the benefits of those barriers that generations created to put an end to human stupidity and evil.

YUP. Much of that is tied into lack of a disgust mechanism, which comes about because they grew up in overwhelmingly White and Well Off areas.

MisterLearnToCode says

Fortwaynemobile says

Liberalism tends to destroy everything

Change that to Neoliberalism and you have it correct.

MisterLearnToCode says

Fortwaynemobile says

all they are doing is destroying the barriers that they don't understand.

What barriers might those be ?