3
0

A 21 step guide to a horrible retirement


 invite response                
2019 Mar 17, 11:08am   6,303 views  121 comments

by null   ➕follow (0)   💰tip   ignore  

There’s an abundance of advice on how to plan for retirement. Oh, it’s good advice. But it’s also a bit complicated, often requires discipline and always necessitates actually doing something.

And let’s face it: Who needs advice? Who wants to actually do something? Here are 20 ways to ignore the experts—and wreck your chances of a financially comfortable retirement:

1. Keep thinking retirement is so far in the future that there’s no need to act now. There’s still plenty of time. After all, you’re only [insert age].

2. Avoid saving when you’re young and instead play catch-up starting at age 50. At that juncture, the government allows you to save more in both employer plans and IRAs, so that must mean it’s OK to wait.

3. Bank on being able to work until age 75 or beyond.

4. Live for today, so you accumulate debt right up until the day you hope to retire.

5. Invest in individual stocks you pick personally. Almost as good: If offered a retirement plan at work, close your eyes and pick the three options that sound best.

6. Ignore all the retirement planning tools available to you. They’re just too time consuming.

7. Never contribute to your 401(k), because right now there are so many better uses for the cash. Can’t resist the savings urge? Make sure you contribute at a level where you don’t earn the full employer match.

8. Keep the same mix of investments at age 60 that you had at age 25. Change is not good.

9. Take your Social Security at age 62, needed or not. It’s your money. Grab it while you can.

10. Only save in tax-deductible accounts and don’t bother with the Roth, let alone taxable accounts. That way, you can spend your retirement paying ordinary income tax on all your investment gains.

11. Ignore the need to provide for survivors. Don’t designate beneficiaries for your 401(k) or IRA. Don’t bother with life insurance. Got a pension? Talk your spouse into agreeing to a single life annuity benefit. After all, it’s your pension, right?

12. Make sure all your savings are in tax-favored plans, so they aren’t easily accessible in an emergency. What about the income taxes and potential tax penalties? You worry too much.

13. Assume there will be a major drop in your spending when you retire. Make a list of all your expenses, just to be sure. Are things looking a little tight? For goodness’ sake, don’t tell your spouse.

14. Cancel that long-term-care policy you bought years ago. If you haven’t needed it so far, you likely never will—and, besides, you have plans for that premium refund.

15. You’ve been waiting so long to buy that boat or RV. You deserve it. And what do you know? It’s so easy to get a 401(k) loan.

16. Invest heavily in your employer’s stock. There’s no doubt it’s a good company—and not at all like Enron.

17. Don’t worry about inflation after you retire. It’s been low for years and no doubt it’ll stay that way.

18. When someone tries to explain the power of compounding, don’t bother listening to all that gobbledygook.

19. When there’s a big drop in the stock market, make sure you shift into bonds. There’s no point sitting around and losing everything.

20. Still got money left for retirement? Tell your adult kids you’re always willing to help them out financially.

21. Assume that you will never be the victim of a scam. Ignore the research indicating that 1 in 5 seniors is victimized - because you're far too smart to be 'taken.' Identity theft &/or fraud on your accounts could never happen to you. Added this one after reading the comments in the original article

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/a-20-step-guide-to-a-horrible-retirement-2019-03-16?mod=mw_theo_homepage

#Retirement #Economics

« First        Comments 44 - 83 of 121       Last »     Search these comments

44   Ceffer   2019 Mar 18, 9:23am  

Rate of return post fees on one plain vanilla Vanguard 60stock/40bond portfolio averaged 7.3 percent over the last ten years. Vanguard fees are very low compared to industry averages. Not a windfall, but not bad considering very low interest rates and market conditions over that time period.
Professionally managed, you could probably knock that down to 3 or 4 percent with the various vigs.
45   CBOEtrader   2019 Mar 18, 9:45am  

Ceffer says
Rate of return post fees on one plain vanilla Vanguard 60stock/40bond portfolio averaged 7.3 percent over the last ten years. Vanguard fees are very low compared to industry averages. Not a windfall, but not bad considering very low interest rates and market conditions over that time period.
Professionally managed, you could probably knock that down to 3 or 4 percent with the various vigs.


Yeah a financial planner will buy the same vanguard fund w 40 %, then diversify your remaining portfolio into a bond fund. For that level of thoughtful service, you should be happy to pay 3% per annum, and net fingers crosses 3.5% w massive remaining market risk.
46   CBOEtrader   2019 Mar 18, 10:03am  

ThreeBays says
Ceffer says
So, unless you have some pretty firm longevity, I wouldn't blame anybody for taking SS at 62 assuming it isn't taxable at the 85 percent rate, but it would be a good idea to wait until 66-67 if you could if you are fully retired and your other sources of income are more limited.


Yeah. I consider taking SS at 62 as planning for dying early, which is a bad idea. It's living a long time that will cost a heck of a lot more and risk you running out of money before you die. Just think if you take your money at 62 and you're unlucky enough to live to 100!


You can annuitized any pool of capital and get checks for life. Added to your SS which grows w inflation (supposedly) and you can cover basic income for life.
47   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 18, 10:26am  

Kakistocracy says

Not at easy as you would like to make it out to be to sell, move, save and no where did I sad blame it on someone else. That was your spin.


I WAS the working poor AND got my shit together AND started making good money, while living in California - Monterey to be specific. I didn't leave the high cost of living until I had a solid career.

It really is that easy.

Plus, in CA, there are so many gov't programs to give you free healthcare and education, that there really isn't any excuse for being poor.

Please explain how the working poor afford new iphones, coach handbags and guess jeans? It's not from saving and living below their means.

I could retire now, but my ass still drives a 10 year old beater, and shop and thrift stores for clothes.
48   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 18, 10:29am  

MrMagic says


That sees to be the major trend of the Left. That's why they love Bernie. Can't do it for themselves, so they need the government to hold their dicks for them.


Yep. That's why hard workers hate socialism.
49   Ceffer   2019 Mar 18, 10:31am  

I am glad there are guides to a horrible retirement. I would hate to have to figure out a horrible retirement on my own.
50   Bd6r   2019 Mar 18, 10:59am  

APOCALYPSEFUCKisShostikovitch says
buy a wife from Kurdistan and arm her with M134

Not a bad idea. Just make sure she has served in YPJ:

www.youtube.com/embed/hLFTguywlMo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women%27s_Protection_Units

51   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:13am  

joshuatrio says
I WAS the working poor AND got my shit together AND started making good money, while living in California - Monterey to be specific. I didn't leave the high cost of living until I had a solid career.
>
It really is that easy.



Plus, in CA, there are so many gov't programs to give you free healthcare and education, that there really isn't any excuse for being poor.



Please explain how the working poor afford new iphones, coach handbags and guess jeans? It's not from saving and living below their means.



I could retire now, but my ass still drives a 10 year old beater, and shop and thrift stores for clothes.


Not biting on the explanation part - I know how this works on here.

You got your "shit" together or got fortunate to land a decent position somewhere ? Not everyone catches the same breaks in life regardless of credentials.

Picking up and moving cross country on your own dime is not cheap.

It really is that easy ? If that were so everyone would be an Olympic Athlete, Surgeon, Astronaut etc.

What does driving a 10 year old car and having a wife who is thrifty have to do with being able to retire ?
52   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:21am  

CBOEtrader says
You can annuitized any pool of capital and get checks for life.


Until the insurance company rated AAA or better A.M.Best gets bought out and "conditions" change or they fold entirely.

Annuities only do well for the person selling them, not the people buying them. People that sell annuities have the same scruples as a real estate agent - they are only interested in one thing, their own commission.

Anytime you are involved with anyone selling anything on commission, you have a built in conflict of interest - their commission against your best interests

A Financial Planner is not the same as an Elder Law Legal specialist. Why pay someone to do your financial planning ?

A good Elder Law Specialist will be abreast of all changes just like a good CPA and will notify you of changes needed in your plan. You should also negotiate the fee(s) to see what is included and what is and is not covered
53   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 18, 11:22am  

Kakistocracy says
Not everyone catches the same breaks in life regardless of credentials.


Everyone has the same opportunity. Don't turn this into identity politics.

It's called working your ass off. Everyone has the ability to go to elementary school, high school, community college. FOR FUCKING FREE!

Anyone can have a nice standard of living - if they are willing to work for it. Period.

Kakistocracy says
Picking up and moving cross country on your own dime is not cheap.


You're missing the part where I went from nothing, to something in one of the most expensive areas in the country. Then got the hell out.

If you're stuck in Santa Cruz, go beg on the corner for $$, get a one way bus ticket to Kansas, get on some gov't assistance, and start putting your life together.

Life is what you make it.

Kakistocracy says

It really is that easy ? If that were so everyone would be an Olympic Athlete, Surgeon, Astronaut etc.


Your wrong.

To be an astronaut, surgeon or athlete, you have to work hard.

People don't want to work.

Hence, why people like candidates like Bernie and A.O.C.
54   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:25am  

joshuatrio says
Everyone has the same opportunity. Don't turn this into identity politics.


Bullshit - I did not bring up politics you did.
55   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:25am  

joshuatrio says
You're missing the part where I went from nothing, to something in one of the most expensive areas in the country.


I saw that part - you want a gold star ?
56   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:26am  

joshuatrio says
To be an astronaut, surgeon or athlete, you have to work hard.


Bullshit again - yes you have to work hard, no not everyone can do it - there are physical limitations and mental capacity to handle the university curriculum.
57   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 18, 11:26am  

Kakistocracy says

joshuatrio says
Everyone has the same opportunity. Don't turn this into identity politics.


Bullshit - I did not bring up politics you did.


It was pretty obvious you were headed down that road when you stated this:

Kakistocracy says
Not everyone catches the same breaks in life regardless of credentials.
58   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:27am  

joshuatrio says
It was pretty obvious you were headed down that road when you stated this:


No - not all all - this is your spin

You can read my mind now ?

I actually followed your thread concerning your move to Atlanta etc.

This has nothing to do with identity politics but then people that have time to comment on here do not have the same concerns the majority of American have who are struggling to get by each day
59   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:31am  

joshuatrio says
Hence, why people like candidates like Bernie and A.O.C.


I did not bring up anything political but someone did - wonder who ?
60   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:33am  

You can work your ass off all your life and one serious illness will undo all of that hard work.
61   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 11:35am  

Life is not fair, not everyone has the same breaks and or opportunities.

Sometimes you have to make your own opportunities and breaks in life, ethically or otherwise.

Hard work is not a guarantee of anything except sore muscles.

You have to know how to make the rules work for you and manipulate them accordingly.
62   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 18, 11:40am  

Kakistocracy says

What does driving a 10 year old car and having a wife who is thrifty have to do with being able to retire ?


It's called living below your means. Uhhmmm, which is exactly what I said in my first comment.

Kakistocracy says

I did not bring up anything political but someone did - wonder who ?


I didn't accuse you of liking Bernie or AOC - I'm simply pointing out why candidates like them appeal to so many deadbeats, and why hard workers hate socialism.

Kakistocracy says

You can work your ass off all your life and one serious illness will undo all of that hard work.


Strawman. That's like saying a hermaphrodite is a third gender, when a hermaphrodite is really a genetic defect. LOL

There are ALWAYS going to be circumstances where things don't work out. You get hit by a car, a train, lose a job, 9/11, a nuclear detonation.

Shit happens and it's part of life.

But bar an extreme crisis, anyone can live a quality life and make something of themselves in the United States.

Plus, there are too many gov't programs for you to fail!
63   HeadSet   2019 Mar 18, 11:51am  

Annuities only do well for the person selling them, not the people buying them.

Yes, like front loaded mutual funds. Big commissions for the seller.
64   joshuatrio   2019 Mar 18, 11:51am  

Kakistocracy says
Life is not fair


Bro, I hate to say it, but you sound like my 9 year old daughter when she doesn't get her way.

The bottom line is, you CAN retire if you WORK HARD and LIVE BELOW YOUR MEANS and SAVE.

It's not rocket science.

Strawman it to death all you want. Good luck.

Kakistocracy says
Hard work is not a guarantee of anything except sore muscles.


If you're digging the boxwood stumps outta my yard, yes, you will have sore muscles, but I'll be sure to pay you well for your labor.

Kakistocracy says

You have to know how to make the rules work for you and manipulate them accordingly.


Seriously? Or just go to school, study, and work hard.

In which case, you work hard, live below your means and save for retirement!!

Kakistocracy says

Bullshit again - yes you have to work hard, no not everyone can do it - there are physical limitations and mental capacity to handle the university curriculum.


You gotta be shitting me.
65   MrMagic   2019 Mar 18, 1:02pm  

ThreeBays says
I consider taking SS at 62 as planning for dying early, which is a bad idea. It's living a long time that will cost a heck of a lot more and risk you running out of money before you die. Just think if you take your money at 62 and you're unlucky enough to live to 100!


CBOEtrader says
You can annuitized any pool of capital and get checks for life. Added to your SS which grows w inflation (supposedly) and you can cover basic income for life.


Yep, that's exactly what I was thinking, if he thinks SS only will get him to 100 (or 80 or 90) without some other pool of money to tap into, he needs to refigure his finances.
66   CBOEtrader   2019 Mar 18, 1:05pm  

Kakistocracy says
Annuities only do well for the person selling them, not the people buying them.


That's just wrong man, annuities are the only product in the world that protect against market risk and offer lifetime income. SS system is built around annuities.

Keep telling yourself those wives tales though, I'm sure your retirement will go great
67   MrMagic   2019 Mar 18, 1:11pm  

joshuatrio says
Kakistocracy says

Bullshit again - yes you have to work hard, no not everyone can do it - there are physical limitations and mental capacity to handle the university curriculum.


You gotta be shitting me.


This Kaki guy is either the worst troll or biggest socialist. The Straw Men he keeps throwing up against FACTS is amazing.

ANYONE can get ahead, and move up the ladder just by showing up to work and putting in a full 8 hours. ANYONE!

It's the slackers who cry and whine (like someone in this thread) that want to be compensated for NOT working, or whine why they can't get ahead when every one else is.

joshuatrio says
The bottom line is, you CAN retire if you WORK HARD and LIVE BELOW YOUR MEANS and SAVE.


And that is the MAIN reason why I was able to retire in my 50's.

No special breaks, no luck, no lottery winnings, no inheritance. Just working hard, making my own opportunities and not living paycheck to paycheck. It's a really simple plan.
68   MrMagic   2019 Mar 18, 1:21pm  

CBOEtrader says
Kakistocracy says
Annuities only do well for the person selling them, not the people buying them.


That's just wrong man, annuities are the only product in the world that protect against market risk and offer lifetime income. SS system is built around annuities.


Yeah, but to be fair, you need to have investments available to put into a annuity. The ones I see bashing them, don't have a pot to piss in, that's why they're so bitter and negative on them. Apparently, they're pissed off that they're missing out.
69   HeadSet   2019 Mar 18, 2:31pm  

annuities are the only product in the world that protect against market risk and offer lifetime income.

Are we talking about the same thing? I am thinking of the high commission device where the salesperson pushes a product where the customer pays X lump sum and then gets an X monthly payment until death.

Forbes cites a typical example where one pays a $100,000 lump sum and then receives $416.67 per month until death, a "5% payout" annuity. This does not include any fees.

Quick math here shows it will take 20 years just to recoup your $100,000, even longer if you include the fees.

If you just put the $100,000 into a 2.5% savings account, you could withdraw $500/mo for 20 years and 3 months before using up the money. And if you pass away before that 20 years, you can will the remainder.
70   MrMagic   2019 Mar 18, 2:52pm  

HeadSet says
Are we talking about the same thing? I am thinking of the high commission device where the salesperson pushes a product where the customer pays X lump sum and then gets an X monthly payment until death.


That's one area to be aware of, that they aren't loaded with fees and commissions. There are some that aren't like that, depends on the broker selling them. As always, buyer beware.

HeadSet says
Quick math here shows it will take 20 years just to recoup your $100,000, even longer if you include the fees.

If you just put the $100,000 into a 2.5% savings account, you could withdraw $500/mo for 20 years and 3 months before using up the money. And if you pass away before that 20 years, you can will the remainder.


First, some annuities have death benefits that pay out the remainder of what's not spent. Also, some are written to both husband and wife, and pays out until the last one dies.

Also, regarding your bank scenario, what happens if you live longer than 20 years, like 25 or 30. Your bank money would be long gone, while the annuity would keep paying out until you died. Plus, that bank interest rate isn't guaranteed, so if you remember a few years back, savings accounts were paying 0.05%, where the annuity rate/payment always stays the same.

Like anything else, the more you know...
71   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 2:55pm  

MrMagic says
The ones I see bashing them, don't have a pot to piss in, that's why they're so bitter and negative on them. Apparently, they're pissed off that they're missing out.


Wrong again as usual. Annuities are highly Illiquid and most often come with heavy fees and penalties to get out of them.

These products really only benefit the seller.
72   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 2:57pm  

joshuatrio says
In which case, you work hard, live below your means and save for retirement!!


Done it all my life.

That being said you have to accept the world is not fair, the rules are not fair and no one is looking out for you except yourself.

To that end I have done things ethically and unethically to achieve my desired goals.

Manipulate rules, manipulate people - whatever it takes. If you don't someone else will.
73   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 2:58pm  

joshuatrio says
Bro, I hate to say it


I am not your "bro" - thankfully - nor any type of relative which is even better
74   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 2:59pm  

joshuatrio says
The bottom line is, you CAN retire if you WORK HARD and LIVE BELOW YOUR MEANS and SAVE.


This is different than its "easy"
75   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 3:03pm  

CBOEtrader says
That's just wrong man, annuities are the only product in the world that protect against market risk and offer lifetime income. SS system is built around annuities.

Keep telling yourself those wives tales though, I'm sure your retirement will go great


WTF - of course you are going to claim that - it's how you make your living selling bullshit to suckers.

Not that is of any concern to you or the loud mouth from Jersey but my retirement is going just fine, just started year 10 and bailed at age 57 with no annuities as well.
76   Ceffer   2019 Mar 18, 3:50pm  

If somebody is not responsible with large lump sums, then an annuity is a good choice. Irresponsible people are legion. Old people get robbed of lump sums all the time.

An older person without proper mental function, or a younger person who will squander money are better off with monthly allowances rather than a large amount they can lose, so annuities serve a purpose.

For some reason, there are people who would rather have a check from an institution every month than their own money. Annuities are good for them, too, but you really have to shop if you want an annuity that is protective and a reasonable deal. It is an insurance product with all the pitfalls and traps that that implies.

Insurance companies are huge lobbyists, too, so, surprise, surprise; annuities have a place in those trusts and estate planning tools.
77   anonymous   2019 Mar 18, 3:56pm  

Ceffer says
annuities have a place in those trusts and estate planning tools


Only if you opt for them. As soon as the subject was brought up - it was cancelled. Took the information an ran it by several people with no skin in the game and all agreed avoid at all costs.

They all agreed more cost effective and safer to set up a trust/trustee account to handle liquid assets with a layer or two of oversight for anyone inheriting anything that may be prone to spending sprees.

There are some annuities that are approaching somewhat reasonable in my book as far as fees, cashout etc. but those choices keep changing and require a lot of work and second and even third opinions to vet them and then weigh the opinions offered. For now I'll pass and save the commission fees and do my own investing.
78   FortWayneAsNancyPelosiHaircut   2019 Mar 18, 4:00pm  

You sold your soul to satan. At least you are honest about it.

Kakistocracy says
joshuatrio says
In which case, you work hard, live below your means and save for retirement!!


Done it all my life.

That being said you have to accept the world is not fair, the rules are not fair and no one is looking out for you except yourself.

To that end I have done things ethically and unethically to achieve my desired goals.

Manipulate rules, manipulate people - whatever it takes. If you don't someone else will.
79   MrMagic   2019 Mar 18, 4:11pm  

Kakistocracy says
Wrong again as usual. Annuities are highly Illiquid and most often come with heavy fees and penalties to get out of them.

These products really only benefit the seller.


You should really try reading comprehension, and learn something:

MrMagic says
That's one area to be aware of, that they aren't loaded with fees and commissions. There are some that aren't like that, depends on the broker selling them. As always, buyer beware.


Do I need to type s l o w e r ?

Kakistocracy says
There are some annuities that are approaching somewhat reasonable in my book as far as fees, cashout etc. but those choices keep changing and require a lot of work and second and even third opinions to vet them and then weigh the opinions offered.


Someone really can't keep thoughts straight.

Which is it, are they all garbage and sold by crooks, or are there decent ones and people just need to be aware what they are buying?

What does Putin say?
80   CBOEtrader   2019 Mar 18, 7:36pm  

HeadSet says
Forbes cites a typical example where one pays a $100,000 lump sum and then receives $416.67 per month until death, a "5% payout" annuity. This does not include any fees.


you are confused in fees. About 5%/yr is roughly the expected income for a 65 year old immediate annuity payment. It's more for men, less for women due to life expectancy.

Also, your scenario explains the value perfectly. About 35% of seniors will outlive the bank account. Noone outlives the annuity. The risk of running out of income at 85/90/95 and being left powerless to do anything about it... it's a fear that Trumps death itself for many seniors. Annuities remove that risk.
81   HeadSet   2019 Mar 18, 8:02pm  

you are confused in fees.

No, I was using Forbe's definition. That is, the "payout" defined as the percentage paid out of the lump sum per anum, divided by 12 months. That is, 5% of $100,000 is $5,000, divided by twelve is that $416.67. Any fees would either come out of the lump sum up front, or out of each monthly payment.

About 5%/yr is roughly the expected income for a 65 year old immediate annuity payment. It's more for men, less for women due to life expectancy.

This sounds like you are talking about IRR. That is, the effective interest rate based on how many annuity payments were actually made, or guessed at based on an estimated life expectancy.

An annuity buyer needs a large sum up front. A saver who could acquire that kind of loot already knows how to invest and has little interest in an annuity. Therefore, the typical annuity buyer is a widow who just got a payout from her husband's life insurance. Since the widow is already late sixties early seventies anyway, she must decide if she realistically has another 20 years of life in order to make the annuity worthwhile.
82   HeadSet   2019 Mar 18, 8:05pm  

Plus, that bank interest rate isn't guaranteed, so if you remember a few years back, savings accounts were paying 0.05%, where the annuity rate/payment always stays the same.

That is a double edge sword. When interests rates were .05%, annuity rates were piss poor as well. Buying an annuity would lock you into that low rate until you die, and you would have missed out in moving your money to the 2.5% MMA.
83   MrMagic   2019 Mar 18, 8:06pm  

HeadSet says
An annuity buyer needs a large sum up front. A saver who could acquire that kind of loot already knows how to invest and has little interest in an annuity.


Not accurate, and you proved that above based on your bank scenario. For the same sum of money, a bank account would run out, where an annuity would last a lifetime.

HeadSet says
Therefore, the typical annuity buyer is a widow who just got a payout from her husband's life insurance. Since the widow is already late sixties early seventies anyway, she must decide if she realistically has another 20 years of life in order to make the annuity worthwhile.


Straw Man, people buy annuities at any age, not just widows.

« First        Comments 44 - 83 of 121       Last »     Search these comments

Please register to comment:

api   best comments   contact   latest images   memes   one year ago   random   suggestions   gaiste